Chapter 397 I want to hear the taste of high mountains and flowing water quickly enhanced version
Chapter 397 Do you want to hear the flavorful enhanced version of Mountain Flowing Water Rapid Speed?
Li Ke's eyes lit up, he looked at Cheng Chubi and couldn't help but said with joy. "It seems that I am really lucky. What kind of delicious food has Brother Chubi cooked?"
As a hospitable Cheng family, the eldest brother Cheng Chumo greeted everyone with the attitude of being a guest.
"Well, you two can order some of the steamed buns with cured meat sauce and millet porridge. I guarantee that your mouths will be full of oil."
"Haha, I must try it, little brother, and you should also try a little bit, cousin."
Seeing the looks from Li Ke and the looks from the three Cheng family members, Changsun Chong, who was a little stressed, could only smile implicitly.
"In this case, it's better to be respectful than to obey."
Cheng Chuliang rolled his eyes unhappily and muttered in a low voice, "Just eat, and don't talk so literately, as it can easily make people feel unappetizing."
"Okay, everyone here is a guest. If you don't want to talk, just shut up."
Cheng Chumo showed the majesty of an elder brother and a father, glared at Cheng Chuliang, and finally suppressed the second child.
After a short while, a servant brought the food tray, opened the lid, and revealed the meat buns neatly arranged inside, with cured sauce slowly flowing out from the gaps.
Li Ke took a deep breath, and the smell of the cured meat almost made greedy tears drop from the corner of his mouth.
Even Changsun Chong, who had been trying his best to play the role of a gentleman in the Changsun family, couldn't help but twitch his nose and his eyes lit up. The smell was a bit too fragrant...
The meat in the cured sauce was fat but not greasy, with a fragrant and glutinous texture, and the steamed buns outside were fragrant and chewy. His Royal Highness, Li Ke, ate so hard that he didn't even have time to talk.
As for Changsun Chong, he was very polite and reserved at first, but after taking the second bite, he couldn't help but start shaking his head like Li Ke.
At this time, Cheng Chumo smiled and held a wine flask and filled Li Ke and Changsun Chong with a glass of Sanlejiang each.
"Come on, come on, how can you have food without wine? If you don't take a few sips of such a fragrant good thing, you won't give our old Cheng family face."
Li Ke swallowed the meat buns, picked up the wine glass dumbfounded, and said helplessly, "That's all, now that we've entered the Cheng Mansion, I'm mentally prepared for it."
He picked up the wine glass and rushed towards Changsun, who had just finished the first one and was hesitating whether to continue to be polite or to destroy the second Roujiamo.
"Come, come, cousin, you and I will drink together."
"Drinking at this time?" Although Changsun Chong had already planned to follow the Romans, he had never seen it before.
Cheng Chuliang raised his voice, raised the wine glass in his hand and said loudly, "This is the rule of our Cheng family. When you enter this house, you must have two drinks."
Otherwise, it means looking down on our Cheng family, and it is respectful of Cheng to do it first."
"...Then, I would rather obey your orders than be respectful." Although Changsun Chong had never dealt with the Cheng family, he had heard about the bad reputation of the Cheng family for a long time and raised his glass helplessly.
Seeing Changsun Chong pick up the wine and imitate the heroic behavior of the pure men, the three brothers of the Cheng family couldn't help but smile with joy in others' misfortune.
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In the Duke Zhao's Mansion, in front of Changsun Wuji's bed, everyone's eyes were focused on the sky.
A gourd was suspended in the air with a bamboo pole, and a leather tube protruded from the mouth of the gourd, and then extended into Changsun Wuji's buttocks.
Changsun Wuji, with a dark face, lay on his side on the couch, quietly feeling the coolness entering his stomach from his buttocks.
That feeling is something that this uncle of the Tang Dynasty will never forget in his lifetime. What's more important is that from time to time, the reminders from that bastard Cheng Sanlang can be heard next to him.
"Who, hold it firmly, don't move, let alone let the end slip out. I spent a lot of effort to get this potion."
The speed of the enema was not slow, and in a short time, all the prepared enema liquid was poured into Changsun Wuji's body.
Cheng Chubi told Chang Sun Zhongping, who was responsible for guarding Chang Sun Wuji's buttocks, to remind the patient to control his bowel movements.
Soon, Cheng Chubi walked out of the house quickly and stood outside waiting. Li Ke and Changsun Chong also quickly followed.
"Brother Chu Bi, why don't you wait in the house instead of outside?" It's a hot summer day, and it's cooler inside the house than outside.
Cheng Chubi looked at Li Ke and laughed. "If you want to listen to the fast-enhanced version of Mountains and Flowing Waters, as well as the erotic and fragrant version, just stay inside."
"???" Li Ke's whole body felt bad. Damn it, the high-flow water-enhanced rapid version, isn't that just water thinning? It's also sexy and fragrant, damn!
Changsun Chong couldn't help but take a drink and looked at Cheng Chubi with a dark face. No wonder his father said this guy was annoying.
Changsun Chong can now finally understand why his father is not willing to let this guy treat his illness.
Sure enough, he is not just a nuisance. He keeps talking nonsense while treating patients. It makes people want to give this bastard a few punches.
Cheng Chubi glanced at Changsun Chong, who was standing next to Li Ke, and saw that this guy had a black line of displeasure on his face.
Cheng Chubi didn't take it seriously. The doctor-patient relationship between me and your father would have been very bad, if not for the oppression of the two bosses, Uncle Li and Empress Changsun.
I am too lazy to talk to your family, but since I have done it, I must be responsible to the end, Cheng Chubi told Changsun Chong.
"Please tell your father, please, and at least ensure that the enema liquid remains in the intestines for more than a quarter of an hour.
Then wait until your father feels the need to defecate, then get up and defecate."
Although Changsun Chong didn't know what he meant, he still nodded honestly and ordered people to do it.
After Chang Sun Chong left, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but ask Li Ke, "How is your relationship with your cousin's family?"
"Hehehehe..." After Li Ke laughed several times, he lowered his voice and said, "Brother, this is my first time coming to Duke Zhao's Mansion."
"I understand..." Cheng Chubi suddenly realized that Li Ke's mother's surname seemed to be Yang, and indeed she had no relation to the eldest son's family.
Besides, in another historical time and space, Li Ke seemed to have been killed by Fatty Changsun.
"Well, I'll be relieved then." Cheng Chubi laughed, then came to the door of the house and reminded Changsun Chongdao.
"Oh, by the way, remember, it's best to put a copper basin in the commode."
"Why is this?" Changsun Chong was a little confused. There was a copper basin in the toilet. What kind of operation was this?
"Those medicines, when mixed with your father's excrement, may form harmful substances..."
Cheng Chubi was talking nonsense seriously, which made Changsun Chong confused and could only follow Cheng Sanlang's instructions honestly.
Cheng Chubi saw Changsun Zhongping put an empty copper basin into the toilet, then he laughed and returned outside the house.
Li Ke next to him raised his eyes sideways, looked at Cheng Chubi and said, "Brother, why do I feel..."