Chapter 399 I can leave you some, it is worthy of my morality
Chapter 399: I can leave some for you, which is worthy of my moral bottom line (please subscribe and vote)
Looking at this brother Chu Bi, who has a righteous and righteous expression, but he treats illnesses and makes the Duke of Zhao's house go crazy.
Li Ke quickly put on a smile and flattered him wildly.
"Yes, yes, I made a mistake and forgot about Xiongtai. Actually, I just wanted to praise Xiongtai for his excellent medical skills."
"So many doctors in Chang'an City can't solve the problem. As long as I take action, I can solve it easily."
"Would you like to try to catch that thing called poop?"
Cheng Chubi felt evil in his heart and glared at Li Ke, "Do you know how to speak human language?"
When Li Ke thought of the dense sound of drums, his face darkened instantly.
"Well, I made a mistake again. Alas... Anyway, I admire Xiongtai very much."
The Cheng family, who cannot be offended, is fine with the rest of the family. However, the relationship with Chu Bi, who likes to talk serious nonsense, needs to be sweetened even more.
But if you think about it, if you get sick one day, you have to ask this person, so you must establish a good doctor-patient relationship in advance.
In the house, he was naked, sitting on the toilet, with a dark face. From time to time, the toilet under him would make a sound like a weight falling into the water.
At this moment, Changsun Zhongping was holding a broom, cleaning up some dark, hard foreign objects that had been ejected all over the floor of the house.
The servant with a stiff expression hurriedly brought new clothes to his eldest son and the master, but his footsteps had just crossed the threshold...
He felt a slip under his feet, and stepped on a hard object wrapped in glycerin lubricant that spurted out from Chang Sun's buttocks.
The servant who had never stretched his tendons rolled his eyes and fainted to the ground when he performed a straight-up performance.
"!!!" Changsun Wuji and Changsun Chong stared blankly at the servant who was still in the posture of a horse, fainted on the floor in pain, and his body slowly hunched into a shrimp shape.
I really feel like I don't know whether to cry or laugh, or feel ashamed or angry.
The extremely complicated mood made the facial muscles hesitate, not knowing how to move.
So, the father and son, who were in a state of facial paralysis, looked at each other, lowered their heads silently, and secretly rejoiced.
Fortunately, the two outsiders, Cheng Sanlang and Li Ke, had not stayed in the house before, and they had left now. Otherwise, the father and son would have felt that their reputations in this life had been completely ruined.
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Cheng Chubi and Li Ke were squatting in the front hall, sipping the hot Tremella and Lotus Seed Soup and muttering quietly.
From time to time, bursts of weird laughter came out, and the two guys winked and looked indifferent.
The steward of Duke Zhao's Mansion who was on the side responsible for entertaining these two people looked unhappy, but he did not dare to offend these two people.
Alas, I didn’t expect that all the people my master interacts with are intellectuals who are knowledgeable and courteous, or they are important officials in the court.
Not everyone who comes here behaves well and has a graceful demeanor. Even the friends entertained by the eldest son are all a group of literati.
It's not like these two guys, they don't look at each other, they talk to each other, they laugh and wink.
It's really... extremely speechless, but it's also true. How can the old Cheng family, which is so famous in both the government and the public in Chang'an City, produce gentlemen?
However, His Highness the King of Wu, tsk tsk tsk, it can be said that those who are close to vermillion are red and those who are close to ink are black.
"...Who, please give me another bowl." Cheng Chubi picked up the bowl, tilted his neck, and drank another bowl of Tremella Fungus and Lotus Seed Soup.
After waiting for a long time and paying no attention, he couldn't help but urged with some displeasure.
The steward had no choice but to signal the pretty maid to hurry over.
"This is already the fourth bowl. He thinks our Zhao Guogong Mansion is a free restaurant..."
The little maid complained in a low voice unhappily, but she could only step forward and add some words to Cheng Chubi.
Fortunately, at this time, Changsun Chong, who had washed himself clean and changed his clothes, finally came to the front hall.
Behind him was a servant in front of him, carrying a treatment box that Cheng Chubi had forgotten to take away.
Li Ke stood up and saluted his cousin. "I wonder how the official department of Changsun is doing?"
Changsun Chong originally had a formulaic smile on his face, but after hearing this question, he saw the bruises on Li Ke's head.
The whole person suddenly recalled that unbearable scene, and the smile on his face became a little far-fetched.
"Fortunately, thanks to Cheng Taichang's wonderful rejuvenation, my father has recovered from his hidden illness. I really want to thank Cheng Taichang."
"You're welcome, Mr. Cheng just fulfilled his responsibilities and obligations as a doctor."
Cheng Chubi's expression was so righteous at this moment. Finally, he asked another question before Changsun Chong wanted to speak.
"Originally, Cheng wanted to enter the house and show your father the situation, but something seemed to have happened inside..."
"Uh... there was a little accident, but it's okay." Changsun Chong couldn't help but remember the martyr who fell to the ground at the door, and his eyes twitched wildly.
"That's good, well, I know your father doesn't want to see me, so I'll ask you some questions, how about that?"
Cheng Chubi asked Changsun Wuji in detail about the amount he discharged, as well as a series of related questions.
Li Ke, who originally picked up the lotus seed soup and wanted to drink it, slowly put down the bowl with a look of doubt on his face after hearing those questions.
It seems that I am not destined to be a doctor. Look at Brother Chu Bi, sipping soup and gesticulating in a very lively manner.
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After Cheng Chubi and Chang Sun Chong learned about the situation and explained the precautions, they came to the treatment box and took out a bottle from it and shook it.
Well, this time because it was an enema, I used a little too much, and the rest was probably just enough for one session, so I didn’t care.
We are not philanthropists. If we can spare you such a bad doctor-patient relationship, it is worthy of my moral bottom line.
After thinking for a while, he took out an iron syringe and a leather tube.
He handed these two items to Changsun Chong's hand. "This bottle contains the original solution of the medicine, and this is the syringe."
"Next time your dad shows up and is unable to urinate for five days, you can use it to prepare lubricant. Remember, one tael at a time is enough..."
"Finally, use this syringe to suck in the prepared lubricant, then pump it in and keep it for a quarter of an hour. The problem should be solved."
"Remember, within five days, if it exceeds five days, you must operate like today."
After hearing this, Changsun Chong shook his head like a drum as he thought of today's shameful scene.
"Thank you, Mrs. Cheng, for your advice. I will remember it and I will definitely not use the medicine for more than five days."
Cheng Chubi burst out laughing when he saw Chang Sun Chong letting someone collect the tools. "Now should we talk about the medical fee?"
"Of course that's no problem, Uncle Gu, quickly bring that box of things." Changsun smiled like a gentleman, turned around and greeted.
Soon, a rather heavy-looking box was brought over by the steward Zhao Guogong.
Changsun Chong took it and placed it on the table. After opening it, there were ten large silver ingots inside.
"Is this the medical fee?" Cheng Chubi's face quickly darkened. "Are you using money to insult Cheng?"