Chapter 402 You boy, why do you castrate pigs when they are good? (
Chapter 402 You kid, why are you castrating the pigs when they are fine? (Please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin couldn't help but be a little stunned. He glanced at Cheng Chubi and smelled the chrysanthemum soap in his hand.
"No way... pigs are beasts, they smell extremely fishy, but this..."
"This is a castrated pig, not an ordinary pig." Cheng Chubi replied casually.
"..." Li Shimin looked at the soap in his hand with a somewhat unflattering expression. Damn it, how come so many things this kid does have something to do with Xiasanlu?
Cheng *King of the Three Lower Roads* Chu Bi couldn't help but look at Li Shimin with some doubts.
I always feel that the way Li Shimin looks at me is weird, and his expression is very complicated. Is this emperor trying to arrange something for me?
Seeing the look in Cheng Laosan's eyes, Li Shimin suddenly felt unhappy. He always felt that this guy seemed to be arranging something for me in his mind.
"You kid, why are you castrating the pigs when they are fine?"
Cheng Chubi chuckled. "It's not my little nephew. If they could eat and sleep honestly, they would have grown over 200 kilograms happily."
Moreover, the meat can still be fragrant and taste delicious no matter what you cook, so who would be willing to castrate it?"
Li Shimin curled his lips and was about to retort when he suddenly reacted. "Wait a minute, how much do you want to grow? Two hundred pounds?"
Cheng Chubi said subconsciously, "Well, if my nephew is willing and feeds him more good food, it will not be impossible for him to weigh even three hundred kilograms in three to five months."
"You also said that pork is delicious, have you ever eaten it?" Li Shimin's eyebrows tightened and he stared at Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Chubi's hair stood up at the sight, and he moved his butt back with some anxiety.
"It smells really good. My nephew will never lie to you. His Highness, King Wu, was so full of pork at my house."
Queen Changsun over there also heard the exchange between the two, and was a little calm at the moment. "With Ke'er's temperament, can he eat pork?"
At this time, Cheng Chubi was really unhappy. "Aunt, can I lie to you and uncle about this little thing? The fat pigs I raise are really delicious.
What about garlic white pork, Dongpo pork, braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour pork loin, twice-cooked pork... If you want to make these delicacies, you have to have pork."
"Wow..." Li Mingda's eyes suddenly lit up, he stretched his neck and asked, "Brother Cheng San, is it really delicious?"
"Your Highness, the fragrance is absolutely intoxicating." Cheng Chubi replied seriously.
These words made Empress Changsun and Li Shimin secretly curl their lips in unison. Only the lovely Li Mingda secretly swallowed his saliva, looked back at Empress Changsun and whispered.
"Mom, little Sizi wants to eat."
"..." Queen Changsun glared at Cheng Sanlang, the little bastard, with a darkened face. How could she coax little Sizi when this kid was talking such nonsense?
Li Shimin took a deep look at Cheng Chubi and suddenly shouted, "Zhao Kun, come in..."
"What are your orders, Your Majesty?" Zhao Kunda, a tall and mighty man, walked into the hall and bowed respectfully towards Li Shimin.
Li Shimin raised his head, nodded towards Zhao Kun and asked, "I remember that before you followed me, you once did the butcher's business, right?"
"Exactly, I was born a butcher." Although Zhao Kun was a little confused, he still answered truthfully.
"Then let me ask you, how big do pigs usually grow and how does their meat taste?"
Zhao Kun glanced at Cheng Chubi, who was also confused, and wondered what kind of trouble this boy Cheng Laosan had caused.
However, he didn't dare to be scornful on the surface, and replied without thinking. "Generally speaking, if you are one hundred and forty-five years old, you are already considered a big pig."
"And the meat is fishy and smelly. Generally, ordinary people will buy it if they want to eat meat. As for wealthy families, no one is willing to eat pigs."
After hearing this, Li Shimin pointed at Cheng Chubi.
"Cheng Sanlang said that his pigs can grow two hundred catties, or even three hundred catties. Do you believe it?"
Zhao Kun immediately grinned with joy. "Cheng Laosan, who are you kidding?"
Cheng Chubi was furious when he saw the look of the hairy-faced guard Zhao Kun. "Uncle Zhao, what do you mean? Do you think a real person like me is talking nonsense?"
Seeing Cheng Chubi's pale and anxious face, as if he had suffered great grievances and wanted to challenge someone to a duel, Li Shimin almost laughed out loud and quickly straightened his face.
"Forget it, Zhao Kun, send someone to call King Wu and ask him to enter the palace quickly. Go quickly."
Zhao Kun looked disdainfully at Cheng Huangkou Xiao'er Chubi who was eyeballing him, and then he responded, puffed up his muscles and strode away.
You are so young, you are a little too young to fight with me, but your dad is more like it.
After Zhao Kun left, Li Shimin smelled the fragrant chrysanthemum soap with a smile and asked Cheng Chubi.
"This soap is made from pigs, and the moisturizer you mentioned is also made from pigs?"
"And for the official department of the eldest grandson... Well, um... anyway, pigs are all treasures." Cheng Chubi was about to mention that he had worked hard to cure Fatty the eldest grandson.
Unexpectedly, the smiling Emperor of the Tang Dynasty immediately bulged his eyes with murderous eyes.
I was idle, so I took out the snacks again, and saw Li Mingda, the lovely, beautiful, kind and generous princess.
She started feeding her, one for herself, one for her father, one for her mother, and brother Cheng San...
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi with a sinister look as he carefully held the spiced peas handed over by his daughter with both hands, and then he reluctantly took his daughter over.
"My good girl, your third brother Cheng eats and drinks well all day long. He is good at this. Come on, can you feed daddy?"
"Okay! Come on, daddy, you eat." Li Mingda stretched out his arms with a smile and fed it into Li Shimin's mouth.
The grumpy old man finally smiled and said it was delicious.
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The palace of Li Ke, an excellent royal toolman, was not far from the palace. After receiving the news, he did not dare to neglect and rushed into the palace without spending much effort.
After Li Ke saw the ceremony, Li Shimin asked straight to the point.
"You went to Cheng Mansion the day before yesterday and ate pork?"
Li Ke glanced at Brother Chu Bi who was sitting in the hall, and thought of the meat sandwich he had eaten that morning. The taste made Li Ke swallow his saliva involuntarily. Xingzi nodded and replied.
"Exactly, at first I couldn't believe it. Now that I've grown up, it's the first time I know that pork can be so fragrant..."
"Third brother, is it really that delicious?" Li Mingda glanced at the five-spice beans in his hand, carefully wrapped the oil paper bag, and asked curiously.
"This is natural. The skin of the grilled buns is crispy and chewy. The most important thing is the pork in cured sauce. The fat melts in your mouth. The pork skin is fragrant and chewy..."
"Gudu..." There was an obvious sound of swallowing, and Li Shimin and Empress Changsun turned their heads in unison.
Then I saw Li Mingda's rounded black eyes, and the little cutie was almost drooling with greed.