Chapter 438 Cheng Laosan and Ke'er's two boys squat together, right?
Chapter 438 Cheng Laosan and Ke'er are squatting together, and nothing good will happen (please subscribe and vote)
"A castrated pig?" Chai Shao was a little confused. I have only heard of castrated people for most of my life, and this is the first time I heard of castrated pigs.
Li Shimin knew, after all, he approved of this matter. Seeing his brother-in-law's expression, he couldn't help but feel happy.
"Chai Qing shouldn't be surprised, that was also a new thing invented by Cheng Sanlang, after he castrated the pig.
The pigs raised are not only fat and strong, but also don’t have any smell.”
"We're all here, let's go over and have a look." Li Shimin was also a little curious about the difference between the techniques of castrating pigs and castrating people.
The two old men set off again, heading north towards Dian Shan Kitchen.
After hearing Li Shimin's explanation, Chai Shao suddenly understood.
"There was a discussion in the court before, saying that His Highness the Crown Prince wanted to share the worries of the people of the world and try a new method of raising pigs. It turns out that the root lies here."
"That's not true." Li Shimin licked his long beard and said softly. "This method was also invented by that boy Cheng Laosan."
After Li Shimin made his rant, he described in detail why Cheng Chubi castrated the pig.
Chai Shao couldn't help crying or laughing, and shook his head frequently.
"Just because he didn't like seeing pigs fighting, he castrated the pigs... and what turned out to be a good thing turned into a bad thing?"
"How did this kid get his brain?"
"Haha, well, not to mention you, even I don't understand why God is so partial to that little bastard."
After making fun of Cheng Laosan, Li Shimin had to say something fair when thinking about the past.
"But having said that, this boy can be regarded as my lucky general..."
Chai Shao also nodded with deep understanding. "This shows that Your Majesty is the God-blessed Lord and the true emperor of the Tang Dynasty."
"This will make the world's talented people gather around Your Majesty, and they will not hesitate to do His Majesty's harm..."
This is what Li Shimin loves to hear the most. He makes his eyes light up and smiles.
When we arrived at the Dianshan Kitchen, the steward Deng Eunuch had already returned and was instructing the handyman chefs to prepare the ingredients for lunch.
When the young eunuch under his command heard that His Majesty was coming, he hurriedly crawled out of the house to greet him.
"Pingsheng, where are the prince and Cheng Qing?"
Sweat fell from Eunuch Deng's face. Damn it! Your Majesty, come here, what should I do?
But when Your Majesty asks questions, I dare not be dishonest.
"Your Majesty, the Crown Prince, General Cheng and His Royal Highness King Wu are all at Yichun Palace..."
"...What kind of thing is this? It caused me and Chai Qing to go around in a big circle."
At this time, Li Shimin was also a little unhappy. After walking for such a long time, he didn't catch anyone.
The point is, that kid Ke'er also rushed over, and Li Shimin suddenly felt a little... unable to calm down.
It seems that if Cheng Chubi and Ke'er squat together, nothing good will happen.
Chai Shao noticed that Li Shimin's expression became a little ugly, and couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
"That's all. You continue to do your business. Chai Qing is leaving. Let's go to Yichun Palace and see what those three boys can do if they squat together."
After hearing His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty's slightly aggrieved order, Chai Shao did not dare to neglect and hurriedly followed.
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They had already eaten three rounds of mutton skewers, and both of them were in high spirits. Li Chengqian even asked someone to bring a bottle of grape wine to share.
After all, a barbecue banquet with meat and no wine is too imperfect, so Cheng Chubi originally wanted to use the essence of the wine.
But I was worried that Li Chengqian, the prince who was good at cooking ribs, could not drink enough. If His Highness drank too much at noon, he would cause some trouble.
It's not a big deal for him to be dismissed from his official position, but what if Uncle Li, who is so damn cute, doesn't want to be dismissed from his official position?
If you continue to withhold your salary for three to five years, who can you ask to reason?
By then, I might be recorded in unofficial histories by some blind readers, and become the first historical celebrity to receive a salary of five cents in his lifetime.
What this girl wants is not fame, but shame. The pretty boy Cheng Chubi is not happy to be the only person in the Cheng family who gets only five copper coins in his life.
No matter what, the salary I get must be more than that of my two brothers, or more than my father...
At least he won't be laughed at at fifty steps, alas... Thinking of this, Cheng Chubi, who had just picked up a dozen skewers of pig eggs and was about to bake them, had tears in his eyes.
Life is indeed difficult, and even getting a salary is so difficult. Could it be that God couldn't bear the curse that the old Cheng family had both in civil and military affairs?
At this moment, Cheng Chubi was holding a dozen skewers of pig eggs on the barbecue grill, which gradually began to sizzle.
Cheng Chubi carefully baked the pig eggs while repeatedly brushing them with grease. After all, the eggs themselves have little fat.
Well, not to mention pigs, even humans, fat cannot grow on their eggs. This is based on scientific evidence.
Li Ke, the curious Prince of Wu, had already rushed to the grill. While eating mutton skewers, his eyes never left the dozen skewers of sizzling pig eggs.
And he stood nearby and commented without any pain in his back. "It's so small, I'm afraid even one bunch wouldn't be enough for one bite."
Cheng Chubi chuckled and glanced at the guy. "If you have the skills, you can compete with an adult boar."
"???" Li Ke felt so angry that he almost wanted to stab him with the bamboo stick in his hand.
"Brother Chu Bi, can you say something humanly speaking, a god is better than a pig."
"Okay, okay, you two, please stop making trouble, okay... Third brother, come here and eat your food quickly."
Li Chengqian rubbed his almost cramped belly, dumbfounded.
Who told you not to eat honestly, but to go to Brother Chu Bi and chatter?
Compared with talking nonsense, there is probably no one in the Tang Dynasty who can rival Cheng Laosan, who likes to talk serious nonsense.
Cheng Chubi carefully observed the pig eggs in his hands, watching them slowly change color bit by bit under the heat of the flames.
Then the outside began to turn brown, and the fat that had penetrated was baked out by the fire. The rich aroma made Cheng Chubi's eyes light up.
I quickly sprinkled the spices on it and toasted it briefly on the barbecue, and then I started cooking it with satisfaction.
Brothers Li Ke and Li Chengqian saw Cheng Chubi reach out and pick out a bamboo stick with four pig eggs stuck in it, and bite one with his teeth.
Then they were exhaling and chewing there, with such joyful expressions that the two brothers suddenly felt that the mutton skewers in their hands were not so fragrant.
"Brother Chu Bi, come on, come on, give me a bunch to try." Li Ke put down the bamboo stick with half of the mutton left in his hand and went forward to get two.
Then he gave one to Li Chengqian, opened his mouth wide, and bit it down eagerly.
Some noodles have a strange smell, but this strange smell is neither fishy nor smelly. The mixture of spices creates a rare and strange fragrance.