Chapter 446 What the hell! It turns out that you are also a family member of a patient with diarrhea
Chapter 446 Damn it! It turns out you are also a family member of a constipation patient!...(Please subscribe and vote)
But when he saw the second child, Cheng Chuliang, gearing up, Hehe Zhile couldn't wait to say, "Brother, as the saying goes, it's better to choose the day than to hit it."
"We were thinking about how to trick the Chai brothers out and avenge the third child."
"Unexpectedly, not only Chai Laoer is here today, but also Changsun Chong's Wenhaofu thing is here, so we can take it together..."
The boss, Cheng Chumo, stroked his thick beard and nodded in agreement. "That's okay, there aren't many people anyway, so you don't have to worry about disturbing my mother."
"Hurry up, go to the kitchen and inform Uncle Ping, and send the food and wine to the front hall as soon as possible."
"Let's go, let's go and meet for a while. Then Chai Lingwu and Changsun will rush off."
Squatting in the front hall of the Cheng Mansion in the style of a copycat Juyi Hall, Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu were chatting perfunctorily, and their days were like years.
Suddenly, I heard a burst of hearty and arrogant laughter, and then I saw the figures of the Cheng family's eldest son and the second son coming side by side, as if they were copied and pasted.
"Oh my... two rare guests, they actually came to my Cheng family together. It's really brilliant, hahaha..."
For some reason, Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu always felt that the overly enthusiastic Mr. Cheng and Mr. Cheng had evil intentions.
He quickly stood up and returned the salute to the two men. Just as he was about to speak, he saw a fat and strong servant of the Cheng family emerging from the door.
After bringing the plate and the cup, Chai Lingwu swallowed and swallowed as he looked at the steaming hot and fragrant delicacies.
"Um, brothers Cheng, isn't this good... I'm just here to look for Brother Bi Xian, who has a small matter."
The boss Cheng Chumo suddenly darkened his face and shouted unhappily.
"What are you talking about? When we arrive at our old Cheng's house, it's already dinner time. There's no reason for our guests to leave our old Cheng's house with an empty stomach."
"That is, if my father knew that our brothers did not treat guests well and prevented the guests from returning home enjoying themselves, they would have to suffer a painful meal."
Cheng Chuliang was an honest man, and his words were so honest that Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu had dark looks on their faces.
"So Mr. Chai, do you think our brothers can let you two just walk out of the Cheng Mansion?"
Seeing the arrogant postures of the eldest and second young masters, the housekeeper Fu Shu saluted the two young masters with a look of relief.
"The two young masters are back home for a banquet, so I can rest assured. I will retire. You two young masters, make sure to eat and drink well, hahaha...
What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and let them serve a few more jars of our old Cheng family's secret Sanle pulp. If the guests are not happy, I will skin you."
If Changsun Chong faced a gentle man, he would definitely be very eloquent.
But facing the rough old man of the Cheng family who gave up literature and turned to martial arts, his best words of Confucius and Mencius were of no use at all.
Looking at the mouth-watering delicacies on the table, as well as the chilled version of Cheng's secret Sanle jelly that makes people cringe.
There were also the cries of the eldest and second eldest brother of the Cheng family urging them to drink. Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu, who were not very familiar with each other at first, looked at each other and felt the urge to hug each other and cry.
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Cheng Chubi got off his horse in front of his house and saw a bunch of people squatting beside the house door.
A servant rushed over to tell the Third Young Master that Chang Sun Chong and Chai Lingwu had come to visit the Third Young Master.
The eldest son and the second son have just returned home not long ago, and are currently hosting a banquet in the front hall to entertain guests.
Cheng Chubi was immediately stunned. Oops, I didn't expect that the ancients were not taboo about this thing at all.
Two patients with constipation sent their sons to visit them at the same time. Could it be that they were fellow patients and they sympathized with each other and had a pleasant conversation?
Full of questions, Cheng Sanlang walked quickly, and in a short time he arrived at the Juyi Hall-style front hall of the old Cheng's house.
I saw the eldest brother and the second brother were drinking happily and in high spirits, while Chang Sun Chong and Chai Lingwu, the children of the patients, were really not looking good at the moment.
Changsun Chong, who was sipping the unpleasant-smelling wine, and Chai Lingwu, whose face was ashen as he looked at the secret Sanlejiang in front of him infatuatedly, couldn't help but their eyes lit up.
"I've met Brother Chu Bi (Cheng Taichang)." The two of them stood up and bowed in unison. Although they had different titles, they sounded overjoyed.
Cheng Chubi almost laughed out loud and saluted the two of them.
"Oh, it's rare that two rare guests came together and sat down. I'm really sorry. I have a lot of business today and I came back a little late."
"Excuse me, my two brothers have helped me entertain the guests."
The eldest brother stood up holding the wine glass, waved his big hand, and pointed to the empty seat next to him.
"Haha, the third child is very talkative. Come and sit down quickly and receive these two rare guests. My third child has returned home. You two must be in a good mood. Come and have a drink together."
Cheng Chubi also quickly picked up a glass of Cheng's secret Sanle juice and raised his glass to the two of them to drink.
Changsun Chong could only hold back the discomfort and drank another cup of secret Sanle syrup down his throat. Eh... I have to admit it.
After drinking it, I felt that the taste of the secret Sanle pulp seemed to become smoother.
Chai Lingwu, who was obviously a little drunk, looked at Cheng Chubi resentfully.
"Brother Chu Bixian, Brother Yu has something to do in his house. You also know the purpose of my coming here..."
"Don't worry, you two, I have rushed to make a batch of kaiselu in the past few days, and I will have someone bring it to you soon.
But little brother, I really didn’t expect that the two of you would come hand in hand. In that case, you can just divide it among yourself."
"???" Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu both turned their heads subconsciously and looked at each other. Damn it! It turns out that you are also a family member of a constipation patient...
However, no one expected that Cheng Chuliang, the second son of Cheng who liked to tell the truth, glared at his third brother and shouted unhappily.
"Okay, don't talk about that kind of thing that cures buttocks and eyes at banquets, so as to save everyone from eating and drinking unpleasantly. Come on, come on."
"!!!" Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu almost went crazy and became confused on the spot. They were so angry that they almost wanted to rush over and have a PK with Cheng Chuliang, a tough guy.
"...Cheng Taichang, can you ask them to send it right now? There is something going on in the house, and I really can't afford to delay."
"Yes, yes... I also have something to do with my family, and I can't afford to delay..."
At this time, the boss Cheng Chumo was not happy anymore and rolled his eyes and scratched his neck.
"Haha, what do you two mean? You look down on our old Cheng family's homely hospitality?"
"I, Old Cheng, leave the words here. I can ask my third brother to give the medicine to you two. But the wine must be in place..."
Cheng Chubi looked at Chai Lingwu, who had allowed him to die in Chai Mansion, and the eldest son of the official Changsun who had an extremely bad relationship with his doctor and patient.
As the strategist of the old Cheng family, Cheng Chubi laughed, stood up, and saluted the two of them sternly.
"As the saying goes, an elder brother is like a father. Since my elder brother has said this, I really don't dare to disobey my elder brother's orders."
"No matter what, you two have to sell our old Cheng family a favor today. Don't worry, you two. As long as you drink enough today, I will give you the medicine brother with both hands, free of charge."
"..." Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu looked at Cheng Laosan who was talking nonsense seriously with dark expressions on their faces.
Who is not a dignified and top-notch noble? Who is so short of money? The medicine we are looking for is good medicine, right?!
"Cheng Sanlang, you can't do this. My father is still waiting for this medicine to save his life." Chai Lingwu said with an unhappy expression.