Chapter 448 What is the infamous Chengfu Family Banquet?
Chapter 448: What is the damn charm of the infamous Cheng Family Banquet (please subscribe and vote)
The two young masters were each carried out by a door panel and carried out by the fat and strong servants of the Cheng family.
Then, the stewards of both families were reluctant to bow to the smiling Cheng family standing at the door.
They each led their teams and left the notorious Duke Lu's mansion with their own young master, who was already drunk.
The eldest brother, still not satisfied, raised his big hand and patted Cheng Chubi on the shoulder.
"Alas...it's a pity that someone came here today. Otherwise, I could have helped my third brother to avenge your shame."
Just as Cheng Chubi was about to speak, another strong hand fell on his other shoulder.
"Brother, third brother, let's go back and have another two drinks. These two guys are too light to drink. It's better to have a drinking contest with the two brothers from Yuchi's family."
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Early the next morning, Chai Shao arranged his appearance and robes, took a deep breath, and looked at himself in the bronze mirror with frost on his temples.
Well, I have been a general in the army for a long time, and my demeanor is very majestic. I am not angry and show off my dignity. I am very good and very imposing.
Then I touched the small medicine bottle tied to my belt. Well, the position is very convenient.
Make sure that you can pick up and open the pill bottle as soon as you feel uncomfortable, and then take the pills under your tongue as quickly as possible.
When I woke up today, I felt like I wanted to have a great relief again, but when I thought about the reason why I got sick last time.
I almost suppressed my urge to defecate, but in the end, I still followed the instructions that came with Cheng Chubi along with the syringe and hose with trepidation.
There were actually drawing instructions on it, but Chai Shao looked so grim and clumsily tried to put a syringe on the soft leather tube.
Then he inserted it into the porcelain bottle, sucked the cork that marked the mark on the syringe, and inserted the other end of the soft leather tube into his buttocks.
All in all... the process was very shameful. Fortunately, Chai Shao, who was a military general and was agile, finally completed a series of injection actions independently.
He followed the instructions and let it sit for a full quarter of an hour before carefully holding the bottle of Glycerin Jiuxin Pills and sitting on the toilet bowl.
I have to admit that although that bastard Cheng Laosan likes to talk serious nonsense, the medicine he gives is surprisingly effective.
My long-term problem requires a lot of effort, but today it went so well that Chai Shao felt it was unscientific.
How should I put it? In the past, Chai Shao had to be so angry that he had to sink his energy into his Dantian and must have the strength to lift heavy weapons and fight hard before he could come out with a bang.
But today, it was so easy, as if I had solved a big problem with just the small effort of plucking the strings with my fingers.
I feel like I just casually relaxed in the back garden, and those things that would have stayed stubbornly in my body rushed out of my anus.
The speed and the hasty action caught Chai Shao off guard, and all of a sudden, the bloating feeling in his stomach disappeared.
The feeling was so refreshing that Chai Shao almost burst into tears of happiness.
No wonder Changsun Libu, a scheming big shot who disliked each other and Cheng Chubi, had to accept Cheng Laosan's treatment.
From what Cheng Laosan said before, it seems that Changsun Libu's is the real constipation, and he is at most...well...a little angry.
Thinking of this, Chai Shao couldn't help but feel happy. He had heard that Changsun's official could not go to court for nearly half a month due to illness.
Could it be that the fat guy who gave up martial arts and became civilized was unable to pull himself out for more than ten days? When he thought of sitting on the toilet just now, the strange noise continued.
It must have been spectacular and embarrassing that day when the eldest grandson came out of the official service after being treated by that bastard Cheng Laosan who kept talking a lot.
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Chai Shao strode out of the yard and came to the front hall. He glanced around and saw his two sons having breakfast in the front hall.
Compared to the energetic and playful eldest brother, the second eldest child, Chai Lingwu, had a pale face with a hint of despair, and his eyes were dull and lifeless.
Seeing the unlucky look of his second son, Chai Shao couldn't help but feel a little distressed and quickly entered the front hall.
"Father..." Chai Zhewei quickly stood up and saluted. Chai Lingwu wanted to stand up unsteadily, but Chai Shao quickly raised his hand to stop him.
"Okay, Erlang, just take a good rest. If you can't hold on any longer, ask your brother to take a leave of absence for you today."
"Thank you for your understanding, father. My child is still dizzy today. I'm afraid he won't be able to go..."
After taking a sip of the hangover soup, Chai Lingwu replied with a sad face.
Chai Shao could only comfort the unfortunate second son with a few words, and then left in a hurry after breakfast.
The eldest brother, Chai Zhewei, looked at his second brother with a look of joy on his face, as he was comparable to the plague chickens in the backyard.
"I mean, second brother, with your drinking capacity, you won't be as drunk as you were last night, right?"
"Brother, you don't understand. You can only understand it after you taste the secret Sanle pulp of Lao Cheng's family." Chai Lingwu shook his head with a look of resentment on his face.
"The taste, when you first drink it, it feels like the sweat from a rotten straw mat mixed with Chinese medicine."
Hearing this, Chai Zhewei couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. "I said it's not that exaggerated..."
"Haha... I also hope I am exaggerating, but I am not." Chai Lingwu shook his head sadly.
"But mother-in-law, after I drank it to the end, I didn't feel uncomfortable anymore. On the contrary, the more I drank, the better it tasted. Little brother, I fell into the trap without knowing it."
Hearing this, Chai Zhewei looked suspicious, always feeling that his brother was deceiving him.
It's such a terrible tasting thing, but it actually smells good after you drink it?
"By the way, when you came back last night, you kept talking nonsense about how delicious it was. You really want to have another bite..."
"Oh, that should be the braised pork last night, yes, that's it. Brother, brother, it's the first time in my life that I've eaten such delicious meat."
Although now Chai Lingwu has understood how terrifying the grade and specifications of the notorious old Cheng family banquet are.
However, you have to admit that the delicacies of Lao Cheng's family are really delicious, whether it is the braised pork that melts in your mouth, or the chewy and smooth skin jelly.
Or the white meat with garlic paste that becomes more and more fragrant the more you chew it, even though Chai Lingwu doesn’t have any appetite now.
But when he thought about the delicious food he had eaten yesterday, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Seeing that the second child, who looked like a sick chicken, couldn't even take a mouthful of rice porridge just now, but now he kept swallowing saliva.
This made Chai Zhewei more and more curious about the damn charm of the rumored infamous Cheng Family Banquet.
It actually made the second brother, who was already deeply hurt, look like he was about to drool when he mentioned those Cheng family dishes.