Chapter 520: If You Can't Fly People Out, That Proves You Are Not
Chapter 520 If you can’t make people fly away, it proves that you are not a qualified bather (please subscribe)
Li Chengqian almost laughed out loud. Hemorrhoids is a hidden disease. Since it is a hidden disease, Brother Chu Bi, you said it so blatantly...
Eh? That's right. Anyway, Gu and Laosi don't have to deal with each other, and brother Chu Bi doesn't have to deal with him either. This is right.
Thinking of this, Li Chengqian suppressed his laughter and said, "Since it is my father who has the destiny, then just go to Brother Chu Bi..."
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and suggested hehehehehe.
"Your Highness, would you like me to bring you some greetings, condolences to His Highness King Wei, and wish him a speedy recovery from his hemorrhoids?"
Yu Zhining's whole body was almost messed up by the wind. God blessed him with a speedy recovery from his hemorrhoids. I think you are just worried about the world being in chaos.
Li Chengqian's face immediately darkened. Although the Fourth Brother and I had nothing to do with each other, I am afraid that only a shameless person like Brother Chu Bi could come up with such a very typical means of making fun of someone.
"There's no need for that. Just say hello to my fourth brother for me. Well, don't mention wishing him a speedy recovery."
Seeing Li Chengqian repeatedly reminding him with a worried look, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little bored.
Forget it, the thick-ribs brother is not willing to criticize the Michelin brother, which only shows that he is too soft-hearted and too kind, but that's okay.
Anyway, when the movable type printing technology came out, Li Taimo, the king of Wei, said he was going to compile "Kuo Di Zhi". He even compiled "Kuo Tian Zhi" and "Kuo An Zhi".
Before movable type printing, it could only be regarded as an inconspicuous small wave in the wave of Chinese cultural history, which could not compare with the great wave of cultural prosperity and prosperity set off by movable type printing.
"That's great. Brother Chubi, you will be in charge in Chang'an. If anything happens at that time, we two brothers can discuss it." Li Ke couldn't help but be overjoyed.
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"Are you going back to Chang'an?" In the hot spring well of Shanghuang Tang, Li Yuan sipped some wine and lay comfortably in the hot spring.
"Yes, Your Majesty, I have to rush back to Chang'an to treat His Highness the King of Wei's hidden hemorrhoids..."
Cheng Chubi explained with a serious face, picking up the five-spice dried tofu and throwing it into his mouth to taste it carefully.
At this moment, Emperor Li Yuan, who had just picked up the dried fish and was about to stuff it into his mouth, turned black as the color of the night sky.
"You, your kid, can you open and close your mouth? It's a hidden disease of hemorrhoids. Didn't you see that I was drinking?"
"Oh oh oh... Weichen, aren't you worried that the emperor will not remember where you are?" Cheng Chubi quickly expressed his apology sincerely.
Haha...I'm sorry, you bad old man offended me many times.
If I don't disgust you a little, doesn't it mean that I, a member of the Cheng family who must avenge a grudge, are too open-minded?
Naturally, Li Yuan couldn't hear Cheng Chubi's crazy complaints in his heart, so he threw the dried fish into his mouth and chewed it carefully.
"What are you sneaking around over there this afternoon? What do you want me to do?"
"This is Lishan Tangquan Palace. If I really want to know something, do you think you can hide it from me?"
"Of course not. In fact, what we are discussing this afternoon is also related to His Highness the King of Wei. His Highness the Crown Prince is concerned about the suffering of his younger brother's secret illness."
"I specifically asked Wei Chen about..."
"Shut up!" Li Yuan was so excited that his mouth was filled with smoke. Does this bastard know how to speak? He's so damn good.
"Well, since it will take you a long time to go, then you should work hard tomorrow and get some more food and drinks for me.
This saves me from having these good things and making me feel uncomfortable even when I drink."
"Okay, that's no problem..." Cheng Chubi yawned widely and said disapprovingly.
No matter how big the problem is, Cheng Da will ask Cheng Da to prepare more dried fish overnight. Anyway, those things are easy to purchase.
"Not just these, that, that... lotus leaf chicken, you can get me some more."
"How many?!" Cheng Chubi felt bad all over. With a dark face, he looked at this bad old man who was simply trapping himself in an unjust situation and wanted to kick people into the pit of fire with his big feet.
"Your Majesty, didn't you see the way His Majesty looked at me last time when he saw the lotus leaf chicken I made, as if he wanted to swallow me alive?"
"What if His Majesty and His Majesty come here to visit the Emperor and His Highness the Crown Prince again during this period, how long do you think I can live?"
Li Yuan couldn't help but feel happy when he saw Cheng Sanlang's pale and anxious face and raised his neck.
"Why are you so anxious? I have already sent people to buy lotus leaves. When the time comes, you can make as many as you have."
"After cooking, I asked them to take the extra land and stuff it into the ice kiln to freeze it, and then take it out if they want to eat it."
"Oh... I've been soaking it for a long time. Come on, Cheng Sanlang, give me the rub you mentioned last time, called the 1888 method."
"...it's one hundred and eighty-eight, not the one-eight-eight-eight massage package."
What else could Cheng Chubi say? Cheng Chubi, a food supplier to the Tang Dynasty royal family and a supplier of back-rubbing techniques who did not receive a salary, could only pick up a towel in black and stand up.
"Well, yes, that's it. You guys should pay attention and learn how to wipe it."
Then Li Yuan, who had a big beer belly, lay down on the couch and skillfully held the edges of the couch on both sides with his hands.
Cheng Chubi wrapped himself in a towel, and then began to slap Li Yuan's body. Several eunuchs who were studying seriously next to him saw it dumbfounded.
I saw His Majesty the Emperor frequently rocking back and forth on the couch with Cheng Chubi's exertion.
On the creaking couch, there was also the sound of comfortable moans coming from His Majesty the Supreme Emperor with his eyes tightly closed.
They were all studying seriously and imitating Cheng Chubi's movements. Cheng Chubi suddenly became unhappy when he saw the sneaky bathing movements of these eunuchs, as if catching a thief.
"You guys, don't hide from that sneaky guy, come here and watch carefully."
"Bathing is just a trick. Strong force can do wonders. If you can't rub someone who weighs less than 180 and fly him out, then it proves that you are not a qualified bather, which means your strength is useless."
foot."
Cheng Chubi rubbed Li Yuan's back while teaching him by words and deeds, while a group of eunuchs listened attentively.
They will become professional employees of the royal professional bathing team. Maybe in the future, one of the five bureaus in the Ministry of Internal Affairs will have an additional bureau, called the bathing bureau.
After he finished rubbing Li Yuan and patted his butt to make the emperor give up his position, Cheng Chubi put himself down.
He began to let the eunuchs use him as a test subject for back rubs, and he really gave guidance now.
"A little harder, a little harder. Be ruthless, don't be a bitch..."
Cheng Chubi's displeased voice sounded from time to time in the courtyard of Shanghuangtang, while Li Yuan calmly soaked back into the hot spring well again.
Sip wine and eat appetizers, and continue to enjoy this stable and peaceful holiday.