Chapter 544 His Royal Highness King Wei has been stabbed? Why don't you know
Chapter 544: His Highness the King of Wei has been stabbed? How come he didn’t know (please subscribe and vote)
"Brother Chu Bi, please touch your conscience when you say this."
Li Ke was immediately unhappy. If it weren't for Brother Chu Bi's trouble, his name, Li Ke, would have been written upside down.
"You didn't even say anything, how do I know if it has anything to do with me?"
"Haven't you heard the rumors in the market that my fourth brother used a soldering iron to treat hemorrhoids? Uh-huh..."
"There are even more bizarre news. Some Taoist priests from Zhongnan Mountain were invited to exorcise the boy's evil spirits. There was also talk of someone poking his buttocks with a peach wood sword. Hahaha..."
Li Ke, the elder brother, didn't feel the slightest shame in mocking his fourth brother who was so careless.
Cheng Chubi also laughed out loud, his eyes crooked in laughter.
Uncle Fu, the housekeeper, is truly a veteran, capable of making up such fresh, refined and imaginative market rumors.
"His Royal Highness King Wei has been stabbed? Why didn't I know?"
Li Ke glanced at Cheng Chubi, whose expression was completely flawless, and could only give up his plan to get to the bottom of it.
Anyway, he can secretly enjoy others' misfortune. Of course Cheng Chubi will not admit it even to death, and he has half a copper relationship with him.
He must be unaware of the rumors that have spread in the streets of Chang'an City about His Royal Highness King Wei being stabbed in the eye.
Conscience depends on who you are facing. Do you need that thing when you are facing someone like King Li Tai of Wei?
After a short meeting, I arrived at Prince Wei's Mansion and saw the man in charge, Eunuch Li, standing at the door and looking around.
Seeing Cheng Chubi and Li Ke arriving hand in hand, he reluctantly smiled and saluted the two of them.
"This slave has met His Highness King Wu, and the meeting process is too common."
Li Ke smiled and raised his hand to provide support, then lowered his voice and inquired in a very gossipy manner.
"No need to be polite, is my fourth brother ready? There shouldn't be anything like that today."
Eunuch Li's face darkened instantly, but he was facing His Highness King Wu, so he could only force a smile.
"Don't worry, Your Highness, everything is going as usual today, Your Highness, there will be no problems."
"Well, that's good." After a few teasing words, Li Ke strode toward the palace of Prince Wei.
Cheng Chubi also led two assistants, Zhang Jin and Deng Chengxin, into the Wei Palace.
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"Cheng Taichang, I heard that there are rumors circulating in Chang'an City that are detrimental to the reputation of His Highness. I wonder if Cheng Taichang knows about it?"
Eunuch Li walked two steps behind, walking side by side with Cheng Chubi, speaking in a low voice.
Eunuch Li carefully looked at Cheng Chubi's micro-expressions. Unfortunately, he was facing an actor whose micro-expression control was comparable to that of an Oscar-winning actor.
Cheng Chubi suddenly widened his eyes with an unhappy expression and said angrily, "Eunuch Li, what do you mean by this? Why do you doubt me?"
"Otherwise, how about you, Prince Wei, investigate this matter thoroughly and clear my name first, so that I can diagnose and treat your highness innocently?"
"..." When Eunuch Li saw Cheng Chubi's look, he thought, "You've done your best!"
But now, His Highness has been hungry all day. After the hemorrhoids experienced the last time, His Highness is even more troubled.
If it drags on any longer, he won't dare to take on this responsibility, so he can only give in quickly.
Seeing this guy giving in, Cheng Chubi snorted and continued to stride forward with high spirits.
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Under the guidance of Eunuch Li, Cheng Chubi came to the quiet room that had been converted into a ward.
After entering the room, he first bowed to Wei Wang Li Tai, who had a very forced and perfunctory smile on his face.
After saying a few polite words that were without any nutrition and seemed very perfunctory, Cheng Chubi and his two assistants began to find a place to change clothes.
Then, Li Tai, a fat man, was given a preoperative enema to empty his intestines to facilitate the operation later.
After all, Cheng Chubi will do his best to avoid any accidents when performing anorectal surgery.
Without waiting for too long, Li Tai walked out of the quiet room wearing a hospital gown that didn't fit very well.
As soon as he walked out of the quiet room, his eyes suddenly stopped and he saw a small carbon stove.
I even saw one of the guys wearing white clothes, a white hat and a white mask, putting the soldering iron he had seen before into the carbon stove.
"Cheng Taichang, what does this mean?"
King Li Tai of Wei immediately became anxious and firmly grasped the door frame with his big hand, unwilling to move forward even to death.
Cheng Chubi took off his mask and pointed to the small carbon stove that he specially asked Eunuch Li to send someone to get.
"This is just in case. Don't worry, Your Highness. I'll screw you up when the time comes. You will definitely not know anything."
"???" Li Tai's face turned as dark as a pot. Shen Te's mother must not know if her anus is wet, but it is my anus and my back garden.
At this time, I suddenly heard a low cry from not far away to see His Majesty.
Cheng Chubi, who was teasing King Li Tai of Wei, stiffened, turned his head, and saw His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, dressed in epic equipment, arriving on the battlefield.
Next to him is Zhao Kun, the confidant and guard leader, who still looks heroic and heroic.
"Father..." The moment he saw Li Shimin, Wei King Li Tai's eyes immediately turned red, and his cry was full of grievances.
"Qingque, what's wrong..." Hearing this affectionate call, Li Shimin walked forward quickly with a concerned expression on his face.
"Father, look over there..." Li Tai looked aggrieved and raised his finger, pointing at the carbon stove with the soldering iron.
Li Shimin frowned in confusion and looked at Cheng Chubi. "Cheng Sanlang, what is that?"
Cheng Chubi quickly stepped forward and bowed respectfully to Li Shimin before explaining.
"My nephew has seen his uncle. It's a soldering iron used to stop bleeding."
Li Shimin's face suddenly darkened, and he was completely calm. "Soldering iron, to stop bleeding?"
"Exactly." Cheng Chubi's expression was as serious as if he was discussing a matter of life and death.
"After I decided to perform the operation on His Royal Highness the King of Wei, I conducted repeated tests on animals and found that the position of the anus is not large and the operable space is small."
"Therefore, there are certain operational difficulties if you want to use suturing to stop bleeding in a timely manner."
"So, we consulted Dr. Zhang, an expert in the anorectal department. After our repeated trials, we felt it was best to be prepared with both hands."
"???" Zhang Jin was a little confused. He saw the dangerous look from his senior brother Cheng Chubi and understood instantly.
He quickly took off his mask and strode forward to salute Li Shimin.
"The common people met with Your Majesty and the way to deal with the valley road is indeed as Cheng Taichang said. After all, there are rich blood vessels there. If you are not careful, there may be an accident..."
"Therefore, Cao Min and Cheng Taichang have repeatedly discussed how to minimize the damage to His Highness' body caused by the surgery..."
Li Ke stood aside, his expression looked a little, um, weird, and his eyes wandered over the two people.
I always feel that these two guys who like to use knives to solve the pain of patients are talking serious nonsense.