Chapter 552 Do you think it's too hard to wipe your buttocks with hard yellow paper (please)
Chapter 552: Do you think it’s too hard to wipe your buttocks with hard yellow paper (please subscribe, vote and reward)
"Yes, yes, yes, mother, look at my ears, they are almost stretched by the third brother."
"That's right, mother, you have to protect us..."
My mother looked at the three naughty children jumping up and down and squeezing in behind her. She raised her hand and gently scratched the bridge of the three naughty children's noses and asked with a smile.
"Okay, okay, my mother is protecting you, but do you think you are doing the right thing?"
"No, we shouldn't use Third Brother's soap to make bubble water."
Cheng Laoliu was indeed the fastest player in the Cheng family to admit his mistakes, and he made a statement immediately.
"In that case, just admit your mistake to your third brother and tell him that you won't do it again next time, okay?"
The three little heads nodded in unison, and then they all stepped forward and bowed to Cheng Chubi to admit their mistake.
Looking at these three naughty little brothers who would admit their mistakes and refuse to correct them despite repeated admonitions, Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and let out a long sigh.
After taking a look at the soap that was already sloshing around and almost completely melted, I could only break the jar and smash it into the ground.
"Okay, forget it this time. If you want to play next time, just fill up the rest of the water in the basin. Next time you want to blow bubbles, just take it out and play."
"But don't get your clothes dirty."
"Thank you, third brother. Come on, let's get the bottle..."
Cheng Chubi saw this scene and sighed helplessly. "Mother, you don't care about them."
When my mother walked up to Cheng Chubi and saw the grown-up Saburo, she couldn't help but smile after hearing this.
"Okay, you're still the elder brother. It's better to be more generous. You were no better than them back then..."
"Mom... I'm talking about them, why are they involved in the child again?" Cheng Chubi muttered in a low voice, somewhat unhappily.
"Oh, okay, Mom, I won't expose your shortcomings. You kid... looks just like your dad. Even with this temper, I don't know who has it."
The mother smiled and gently scratched the bridge of the third child's handsome nose.
Looking at his mother's habitually narrowed eyes, Cheng Chubi suddenly remembered something.
"Mom, why don't you wear glasses? If you wear them for a while and then don't wear them, it will be more likely to hurt your eyes."
"Oh, that's it. Okay, mom knows, I'll put it on when I get back to the study.
Ever since I got the glasses you gave me, Sanlang, I have saved a lot of energy in copying things, and my eyes are not so easily sore."
"As long as you think it's good for you, mother." Cheng Chubi also breathed a sigh of relief. At least he had made some contribution to his mother.
He had always considered using glass to make spectacle lenses, but the purity of the current glass was not up to par.
In the end, I spent a lot of money to purchase a crystal column of extremely pure quality, and gave it to the craftsman, who polished it by hand for a long time.
After repeated tests little by little, I finally got a pair of lenses that fit my mother's vision.
However, my mother seems a little unaccustomed to wearing this thing, but slowly, she will still accept this good treasure that is good for her eyesight.
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In the early morning, when he got up, Cheng Chubi shook his head, which was still a little dizzy. Last night, he had a dream about ink.
He dreamed that the charming Wu Meiniang actually wore ink makeup, which scared the courageous Cheng Sanlang out of his sleep.
It seems that during this period, dealing with ink every day has seriously affected my mind.
Cheng Chubi stood up unsteadily while taking a deep breath. He had just washed up and raised his hand to touch the soap out of habit.
Only then did I realize that the thing had turned into a puddle of soapy water and became a bubble-blowing toy for the three younger brothers.
Cheng Chubi could only bring out a new piece of soap with a gloomy look on his face.
Be sure to lock the door the next time you leave, otherwise those three naughty kids who stomp on their noses and faces will cause who knows what trouble.
I just finished washing and walked out of the house refreshed. Then I came to the front hall and had breakfast slowly.
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Li Ke wandered towards Lu Guogong's mansion. Today he came here specifically to ask Brother Chu Bi how he was doing with his movable type printing.
Li Ke, who was sitting on the horse, supported his sore and empty waist.
I looked at the gate of Duke Lu's Mansion getting closer and closer with a little uneasiness. It seemed that I had been too slack in the past two days.
Of course, I didn't deliberately slack off, but Master Xu seemed to have realized something and got very close to me.
He took out several of his most exquisite paintings and gave them to himself.
When you get a good treasure, you should naturally appreciate it, play with it, and take it to some place to enjoy it with your confidante.
As a result, I accidentally slept in Wenrouxiang for several days, and I didn't know if Brother Chu Bi would be furious.
Thinking of this, Li Ke felt guilty and touched his nose. After meeting Brother Chu Bi for a while, he must be more honest and respectful, and do what he says.
When I think about it, Brother Bi everywhere is a member of the Wu family, but he has a eloquent and extremely vicious mouth.
Li Ke felt tired for a while. Brother Chu Bi was so slippery that even the most gentle man who was good at talking could not do it.
Of course, there is also an important reason, which may be that people are afraid of taking advantage of others through lip service.
What if you offend Brother Chu Bi, a vulgar warrior, and decide to surrender to ten guilds?
You can't beat him, so what can you say? Li Ke looked at his slender arms and legs, which looked frail compared to Brother Chu Bi, and sighed helplessly.
Just when Li Ke seemed a little worried about his laziness and dereliction of duty in the past few days, he finally arrived at the door of Lu Guogong's mansion.
A member of the Cheng family had already seen this person and reported him into the house. Uncle Fu, the housekeeper, had already hurriedly welcomed him outside the house.
As soon as Li Ke turned over and jumped off the horse, he heard the sound of galloping hooves in the distance. He subconsciously turned his head, hmm... the person riding the horse looked familiar.
Then he saw Uncle Fu, the butler, looking over there and asking, "Cheng Hu, why are you here?"
"I have seen His Highness the King of Wu, Uncle Fu, and the Third Young Master. The paper that we were told to trial-produce is ready."
As the elite backbone of the Gossip Party in the elite circle of the Tang Dynasty, he is the oldest and most skilled dancer among the children of the royal family.
His Highness King Wu, who had acquaintances in every government office, immediately felt something was wrong.
"Paper? What paper?"
Cheng Hu bowed respectfully to Li Ke and said with an apologetic smile.
"Your Highness, this is the new paper that our Third Young Master asked our Chengjia Paper Shop to make according to his method."
At this moment, Li Ke immediately became happy, and with a malicious smile on his face, he stretched out his finger and hooked at Cheng Hu.
"Oh, brother Chu Bi, you really want to get involved in any profession and show your face. Come on, come on, let me have a look.
Let’s see if Brother Chu Bi thinks it’s too hard to use hard yellow paper to wipe his buttocks, and wants to get a softer paper..."