Chapter 596 The big bully Cheng returns to Chang'an
Chapter 596 The big bully Cheng returns to Chang'an (please subscribe and vote)
When it was almost dusk, Wu Meiniang rubbed her sore wrists, put away the razor with a satisfied look on her face, and washed her hands.
Then he turned to say goodbye to Cheng Sanlang, whose face turned dark. "Third brother, Mei Niang is leaving first. Can we continue tomorrow?"
"Okay, tomorrow... you should continue shaving the rabbit tomorrow." Cheng Chubi looked helplessly at the black hair on the ground, feeling extremely ashamed in his heart.
The moment he opened the courtyard door, the handyman outside the door saw a satisfied and energetic female martial arts doctor.
He even saw Cheng Taichang standing in the yard hurriedly getting dressed.
"???" The handyman's expression changed drastically. He hurriedly closed the courtyard door again and looked around nervously, as if he was afraid that others would see him.
"Master, here is your belt." Deng Chengxin looked at the busy master with a strange expression and handed the belt over.
After Cheng Chubi put on his belt, he finally felt much more relaxed and his sense of shame receded.
Then he glanced at Deng Chengxin who was next to him with disgust. "Normally you are not happy when I ask you to eat more, but now, you don't even have a few squeaking hairs."
Deng Chengxin faced the third young master who was furious, and he quickly bowed his head and confessed to the third young master with an annoyed face.
He said that he must eat seriously in the future and grow hair honestly.
Cheng Chubi was too lazy to pay attention to this kid and moved his arms uncomfortably. Wind grew under his armpits and wings grew on his ribs.
Could it be that this is how I feel now, expressing that my armpits are so empty that I can let the wind pass freely, as if I have stretched out my wings?
Damn it, if you go back to Lishan Mountain during this period, you must stay tight while soaking in the hot springs so that Li Chengqian can see that there is nothing wrong with you.
I'm afraid that if Li Yuan, that black-faced old man with no martial ethics, sees him, he will definitely laugh at me for a whole year.
Thinking of Wu Meiniang just now shaving off Deng Chengxin's armpits, which had only a few sparse armpit hairs, she still had lingering thoughts, and Chu Chu looked at her pitifully.
Especially when he wanted to run away but was grabbed by her clothes and unwilling to let go, Cheng Chubi knew that he was doomed.
Fortunately, armpit hair can still grow even after being shaved, so Cheng Chubi was not worried. He quickly put the matter behind him and began to seriously consider the serious matter of operating Yu Ye'er.
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After leaving the Imperial Medical Office, Cheng Chubi had just mounted his horse when a servant rushed outside the Imperial Medical Office to report the good news, saying that his father Cheng Yaojin had returned.
Cheng Chubi quickly galloped towards Duke Lu's mansion and arrived at the gate. Cheng Chubi handed his mount to his servant and went straight into the mansion.
I have already heard my father's wild laughter coming from the front hall, the familiar laughter, and...well, it felt like the scream of the sixth child.
Cheng Chubi was overjoyed. Could it be that his father had just returned home and saw Four, Five, and Six doing bad things and using physical education with kind fatherly love?
Cheng Chubi ran up the steps quickly, and as soon as he lifted it up, he saw his father's familiar tall and muscular figure, throwing Cheng Laoliu high into the air.
The sixth brother screamed excitedly, and was caught by his father steadily. The fourth and fifth brothers beside him were envious and wanted to go to heaven.
Cheng Yaojiang, who was overjoyed, put down the sixth child, picked up the fourth child and threw it into the air. The fourth child screamed excitedly.
Seeing this picture of a loving father and a filial son, the smile on Cheng Chubi's face suddenly became dull.
"Third Brother! Dad, Third Brother is back!" The sharp-eyed Cheng Laoliu quickly ran up to Cheng Chubi with his short legs, pointed at Third Brother and shouted back.
"The child has met his father." Cheng Chubi patted Cheng Laoliu's little head, strode forward, and saluted Cheng Yaojin.
Cheng Chubi laughed and threw Lao Si again, then walked up to Cheng Chubi and slapped Cheng Chubi so hard that he almost fell to the ground.
"Haha, Sanlang, come here quickly, let me take a good look at you? Well, he seems to be a little longer and stronger, and he looks more and more like your eldest and second brother."
"Dad, the eldest brother and the second brother have beards, but I don't." Cheng Chubi defended in a low voice unhappily.
I am the most handsome boy in our old Cheng family, knowledgeable and cultured. How could I be in the same category as my eldest brother and second brother, who are simple and rough like me?
Cheng Yaojin laughed and looked around.
"Haha...you kid, that's it. The three generals, Xiao Cheng, are listening to your orders."
"The general will be here!" The three younger brothers, 4, 5 and 6, promised loudly in unison, answering energetically.
"You will quickly open up the territory for me. I want to have a good chat with your third brother."
Then, after the three naughty children who were instigated by their own father made a loud promise, they ran out humming and laughing, holding the dried meat that Cheng Yaojin brought back from Tuyuhun.
Only at this time did Cheng Chubi bother to ask for news about his mother and two brothers.
"Your mother took your sister out of the house and ran away. Your two brothers are still at the Yamen on official business and should be back soon."
"Come here, third brother, and have a good chat with dad..."
While they were talking, someone brought delicious food and wine. Cheng Chubi saw his father pick up a full bowl of Sanle pulp, raise his neck and drain it in one gulp.
For a moment, his expression seemed to become extremely painful, and after a long time he breathed out a breath of wine. "It's so satisfying, but our Sanlejiang tastes even better."
"The essence of the wine you got for me is too strong, so I can't drink it like this."
Cheng Chubi looked expressionlessly at his biological father, who was beaming with joy after finishing a bowl of Sanle juice, and explained dryly.
"Dad, the essence of the wine sent by my child is for their treatment..."
"Aha...yes, yes, but you also know, Sanlang, that if dad doesn't rinse his mouth with something spicy, he will easily get aphthous sores."
Seeing that his biological father didn't care and didn't even blush, Cheng Chubi felt relieved. This was his biological father, a very shameless father.
"I heard that your boy did a lot of things in Chang'an, and even treated fat eldest grandson and the fat kid from His Majesty's family for their buttocks?"
Cheng Chubi had just picked up the thickest part of a piece of stir-fried sausage and was about to stuff it into his mouth. When he heard this, he couldn't help but be shocked.
"Dad, have the rumors about Changsun's officials and King Wei spread outside Chang'an?"
"Nonsense, how else would I know such a thing happened?" Cheng Yaojin laughed, took another sip of wine, picked up a piece of meat and started chewing it.
Cheng Chubi did not hide anything, and told in detail the secret illness he had caused to Changsun Wuji and Wei King Li Taizhi.
Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but laugh out loud. "I said why they are so unlucky, it's really because they have something to do with you, the third child."
"Who made His Highness the King of Wei dislike the child? The child went to him to diagnose and treat a hidden disease. Instead of being grateful, he actually slandered the child..."