Chapter 603 You two guys made me want to wipe it for you
Chapter 603 You two guys make me want to wipe your butts (please subscribe and vote)
Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi who was spitting with a black look on his face. What a fucking cock, I am a prince, so I am also a prince after all, okay?
"You two, Your Majesty is in a bad mood. Come in quickly." Zhao Kun saw the two boys sneaking around and didn't know what they were muttering about. He couldn't help but urge.
When they stepped onto the steps, Zhao Kun couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Does it really have nothing to do with you?"
Facing the suspicious eyes of Zhao Kun, the head of the bodyguard who was the confidant of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, who had already made up their minds not to admit it, spoke in unison, speaking with dignity and dignity.
"Of course, it's absolutely impossible to follow me... Can you please stop following me..."
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke looked at each other with dark expressions on their faces. They were so special, but they even said exactly the same words. Isn't this too fake?
Zhao Kun immediately became happy and didn't bother to speak. He just raised his finger and nodded at the two juniors, as if you two were in for a good show this time.
"Come in!" Li Shimin's impatient shout came from the hall.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke could only bite the bullet and walked into the Manna Hall. At this moment, Cheng Chubi prayed silently in his heart, praying that Wu Meiniang would see Empress Changsun as soon as possible.
Please ask this dear and kind aunt to come over as soon as possible so that you can escape from birth together with your fellow sufferers.
Looking at the obedient and submissive Ke'er, and the Cheng Chubi who was sitting there with dull eyes and expressionless face, Li Shimin's mood was extremely complicated.
I always feel that the rumors about the "Three Character Classic" have spread in the city of Chang'an in just a few days.
In all likelihood, it has something to do with these two bastards.
"You have only been in Chang'an for a few days, and I only have a sample copy of the Three Character Classic here."
"If the rumors are really unintentional, they must have a source, and they won't spread everywhere in and around Chang'an City all at once..."
"Therefore, the spread of such rumors and the related "Three Character Classic" must be directed by people with ulterior motives."
Listening to Li Shimin's unhurried analysis, although Cheng Chubi and Li Ke appeared to be calm, their hearts were already on edge.
This brain is really powerful, and he grasped the key point immediately. Cheng Chubi could only glance at Li Ke with the corner of his eye.
Sure enough, this guy's face had gradually turned pale. Seeing this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh.
This delinquent prince, who was usually a promiscuous person, seemed to be no match for his father, so he might be referring to the methods Li Ke was using now.
These are all the tricks his heroic father used to play back then. Hmm... Zhizi is more like his father.
"Tell me about it. Well, if you answer me honestly, that's all."
"If you dare to have any evil ideas and try to deceive me, haha...if I find out the truth and it has something to do with you two."
"Uncle, what are you talking about? I'll tell you..." Cheng Chubi said bravely.
"Father, it is clear that my son is guilty..." Li Ke didn't even think of struggling, he was so timid.
Cheng Chubi had a great evil in his heart and promised to advance and retreat together, but the result was good. You just pulled me back, right?
At this moment, after receiving the report from Wu Meiniang, Empress Changsun, who knew about it, had already led Li Mingda to the outside of Ganlu Hall.
Then he quietly climbed up the steps and heard the sound coming from inside.
"...His Highness and I do know about this matter, but my nephew only knows. The specific operation is His Highness's."
"Father, the child is indeed the one who implemented it, but it was Brother Chu Bi who came up with the idea, and by the way, Brother Huang and Yu Zhanshi."
"...These two little bastards." Empress Changsun shook her head in confusion.
Li Shimin was not much better. The emperor, who was originally a sullen man, saw these two bastards actually stabbing each other in front of him, and he was so angry that he almost burst into laughter.
"Shut up, I!" He slapped the crime table hard and shouted loudly.
"Wei Chen (son Chen) is guilty..." The two bastards, who had just argued with each other with anger and anger, all fell to the ground and apologized.
With a snap, Zhao Kun turned his head away suddenly, and there was a clicking sound from his neck...
Zhao Kun couldn't help but take a deep breath. Damn it, he seemed to be twisting his neck.
"You, you two guys, eh? Instead of doing serious business all day long, you just make some monsters, which makes me have to wipe your butts."
"No, no, no..." Cheng Chubi quickly shook his head.
There was a popping sound outside the palace door. Queen Changsun raised her hand to hold the palace door in time and covered her mouth with one hand.
"???" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi in confusion. His face was no longer black, but began to turn red, just like the lava pool of a volcano that was about to erupt.
"Daddy..." A cute and childish call full of infinite vitality came from outside the palace door.
Then, Li Mingda's cute little face, which looked a little baby-fat, poked his head in from outside the palace door.
Li Shimin, who had just wanted to make a fuss and punish the two bastards with physical discipline, slowly moved his head and looked towards the palace door.
I saw the bright and pretty face of my good girl, and the smile she smiled when she saw me.
Li Shimin felt that his heart, which was about to explode, was immediately cooled down as if a large basin of ice water had been poured on it.
He forced a smile and his voice suddenly dropped by at least an octave, as if he was afraid of scaring this lovely girl.
"Xiao Sizi, why are you here?"
"I came here with my mother, mother..." Li Mingda's head disappeared again, and then Cheng Chubi and Li Ke looked towards the palace door with overjoyed expressions.
I saw the gentle and virtuous Empress Changsun, holding the smart and lovely Princess Jinyang, appearing at the entrance of the palace.
At this moment, Cheng Chubi felt that Queen Changsun was as kind as the Guanyin Master who rescued those in need, and Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang was like the cute little fairy in front of the Guanyin Master.
"I've met my aunt, I've met your highness..." Cheng Chubi quickly turned his butt in another direction and extended his most sincere greetings to these two people.
Side by side with Cheng Chubi, facing Li Ke who was sitting on the side of the hall, he looked at Brother Chubi who was pouting in front of him and saluting, covering himself tightly.
My whole body felt bad, I could only move a few steps to the side with a dark face, and expressed the courtesy of a son to my kind mother.
"Brother Cheng, third brother, and third brother, why are you all here?" Li Mingda came closer with a smile, and first threw himself into his father's arms.
Then he turned his head and looked at Cheng Chubi and Li Ke.
"Humph!" Li Shimin saw these two little bastards with sneaky expressions, but they had their beloved daughter in their arms, and Guanyin was already by his side.
It was really hard to have another attack, so I could only express my inner dissatisfaction with a groan.