Chapter 635 Needless to say, it must be to treat mouth sores with my father
Chapter 635 Needless to say, he must be a patient who treats aphthous ulcers with his father (please subscribe and vote)
Li Dejiang looked at this slippery Cheng Sanlang, even though he had left Chang'an for more than a year.
It has only been two months since I returned to Chang'an, but I have heard many wonderful stories about Cheng Sanlang from many brothers.
For example, he ate bear's heart, leopard's gall, and drank wolf's heart and dog's lung decoction, and his courage and IQ became extraordinary.
He also has a very miraculous medical skill, which is said to be inherited from Hua Tuo, the miracle doctor in the late Eastern Han Dynasty.
He disemboweled General Qin and took out the arrowheads from his body.
The Qin general, who was covered with old sores and could no longer leap on horseback, returned to his old views and conquered Tuyuhun this time.
General Qin also came to the battlefield in person, killing Tuyuhun soldiers and horses to the point of being frightened.
He even cured the hidden illness that had plagued the Emperor for many years.
Even when all the imperial doctors were helpless, they saved the life of Empress Changsun.
I heard that Chai Shao suddenly fell ill and fell unconscious during the court meeting. After his treatment,
There are also some random rumors, such as saying that he treated the buttocks of Changsun Libu and Wei Wang Li Tai.
The reason why I say it's a rumor is because Li Dejiang really doesn't believe that anyone would dare to stick a red-hot iron into the buttocks of these two people.
He even heard that his father, who had unified the army to conquer Tuyuhun and returned to Chang'an, talked about the four disciples sent by Cheng Sanlang.
Each one of them had unexpected medical skills, and with the small blade in his hand, he saved the lives of thousands of soldiers from the King of Hell.
Even brothers Xue Wanjun and Xue Wanche were saved by his disciples.
But now I saw Cheng Chubi, who was covering his face with a white cloth, and had just been sprayed with spit on his face.
Li Dejiang, who has always been unruly and has wandered around the world for many years, was a little unhappy when he smelled the aroma of wine mixed with the smell of medicine.
Although the smell smelled a little strange, it was really fragrant and made him feel familiar.
"Dad, why do I feel that the smell of this wine is so familiar? It seems like you..."
"Cough! Cough!" Li Jing, who was waiting for Cheng Chubi's treatment with his bare feet, was immediately furious.
If his feet weren't so smelly and he had to wait for Cheng Sanlang's treatment, he would have wanted to kick this scoundrel in the face with his toes.
Cheng Chubi silently glanced at Li Dejia, who was so frightened by his father's fierce look that he shrank his neck and did not dare to speak.
With the corner of his eye, he glanced at General Li Jing, who had regained his composure and had a kind face.
Haha, needless to say, he must be a patient who treats aphthous ulcers with his father.
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The cotton swab in Cheng Chubi's hand was inserted into the rotten toes of General Li Jing. In an instant, General Li Jing's brows furrowed tightly.
His expression seemed to become a little happy, and Li Dejiang, who had seemed a little confused just now, suddenly became nervous.
"Dad, how are you, are you okay? I said Cheng Sanlang, this medicine..."
"Shut up!" Cheng Chubi and Li Jing shouted almost in unison.
"..." Li Dejiang glanced at his biological father with a confused look on his face, and then at Cheng Sanlang.
No matter what, I always feel that the two of them are more connected.
After scolding Li Dejiang, Li Jing frowned, and after a long time he shouted with pain and joy. "Have a good time..."
Cheng Chubi looked at the curled up toes and at the end of the cotton swab in his hand that was broken off due to Li Jing's sudden force.
He had no choice but to raise his head and wave the end of the cotton swab at Li Jing.
"...Uncle, can you relax a bit."
When he saw the broken cotton swab and the end of the cotton swab caught between his toes, Li Jing's face turned red. He didn't expect that even though he was decades older, he would still lose his temper sometimes.
"Oh, this is the first time I have felt like this. I couldn't hold it back for a while, but I won't do it next time."
Click...
"Well...I was distracted just now. I will definitely not do it next time."
"Hiss, it hurts, it hurts so much, it hurts so good... Hey, I'm busy having a good time, my dear nephew, your little stick is too weak."
Hearing Uncle Li Jing, an old driver, shirk responsibility, he immediately laughed out loud when he looked at Cheng Chubi who had already broken three or four cotton swabs.
"...Uncle makes sense. My nephew also thinks that we should prepare a batch of iron swabs to make cotton swabs next time."
Li Jing glared at Cheng Sanlang with some displeasure, wondering why this kid didn't know how to respect the elderly and care for the young.
If it weren't for the fact that you feel so comfortable treating my foot, myss...it hurts, it feels so good...
Li Dejiang looked at him in bewilderment as his father's face shrank into a chrysanthemum with a pained expression, yet he was still shouting happily.
This is really difficult for him to understand. Well, although he is Li Jing's biological son, he does not have tinea pedis and lacks experience and empathy.
I saw Cheng Sanlang constantly rubbing the cotton stick on his father's feet, while his father scratched his feet out of thin air and whined happily again and again.
After thinking about it, Li Dejiang simply left the house quietly and reported the situation here to his mother.
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"Uncle, what do you think?" Cheng Chubi carefully smeared the toes of Li Jing's feet.
When he was asked to lift his feet and saw the soles of Li Jing's feet, Cheng Chubi took a deep breath. Damn it, he really had severe tinea pedis.
The thick skin edges on the soles of the feet are also scary things. With this level of tinea pedis, no wonder it makes Li Jing feel so uncomfortable.
"Uncle, my nephew really didn't expect that the soles of your feet are so serious. If you want to treat these places, I don't have the right tools here for the time being..."
Cheng Chubi never thought that pedicure tools would be needed to treat tinea pedis, which was a mistake.
But for Li Jing, whose feet were suffering from athlete's foot, when he passed Cheng Chubi's medicine-filled feet, he felt a faint burning pain coming from his feet.
Shengsheng suppressed the painful itching feeling, and felt extremely comfortable. Unlike before, even if the feet were rubbed until they bled, they would still itch when they should.
"...Your medicine is really effective. Now I feel that my feet are much more comfortable."
"Mother, it's right inside..." Li Dejiao's voice rang out, and Cheng Chubi turned his head subconsciously.
I saw a beautiful middle-aged woman who was full of heroic spirit and charming. The important thing is that this beautiful woman was wearing a bright red dress.
Not only does it not feel tacky, it actually fits her temperament very well.
"Madam, why are you here..." Li Jing couldn't help but glare at Li Dejia, it must be this kid again.
But after seeing the woman in red dress walking into the house, she walked over to Li Jing and sat down.
He glanced at Li Jing's feet, which had become a little colorful due to the medicine, and his eyes flashed with pity.
"What do you think, husband? I heard from Saburo that you were in pain and screaming in pleasure at the same time. Will this have any effect?"