Chapter 645: Is he as good as my son? If you have the ability, write the "Two Character Classic" and take a look (please subscribe and vote)
All the meritorious ministers of the Tang Dynasty all turned their attention to this tyrant Cheng who gave up literature and turned to martial arts.
"What did you mention? Could it be that the "Three Character Classic" was written by your family's Sanlang?" Li Ji said with some displeasure in ridicule.
Damn it, do you really think your third child is the reincarnation of Wenquxing?
Cheng Yaojin chuckled and raised his chin proudly towards Li Ji. "What the hell, my old Cheng family gave up literature and joined martial arts. Aren't you happy to have such a talent?"
"..." Li Ji looked at this shameless man with a dark look on his face. If he couldn't defeat this shameless man, he would have really wanted to kick him with his toe.
"Sigh... Although my boy is somewhat talented, it's a pity that he is too young to sneak into the East Palace.
Otherwise, they may also be the contributors to the compilation of the Thousand-Character Essay."
The censor who was standing not far away and supervising the discipline in the palace felt very happy.
He looked at these military bosses who were talking nonsense with a dark look on their faces. How could they sneak into the East Palace? Did they get into the East Palace by being a gangster?
Many civil servants in the palace also looked at the chattering old men over there with disgust.
Engaging in creative work, a job that is exclusive to scholars, has nothing to do with you guys who only know how to drink and punch all day long.
However, one or two of these bastards were still there, discussing in a serious manner whether they were their own nephews who were unlearned and had no skills, drinking and boxing.
The civil servants, who were full of knowledge and had poems and books in their arms, felt very evil in their hearts.
I wish I could give that guy a hard suck to express my sworn attitude towards those rough men.
Gao Shilian couldn't help clearing his throat vigorously and said loudly to His Majesty.
"Your Majesty, was it compiled by one of the ministers in the East Palace, or by the concerted efforts of all the ministers who serve His Highness the Crown Prince?"
Li Shimin looked at the extremely lively court and slowly threw out the familiar name.
"The deputy leader is led by Zuo Nei of the East Palace, and Cheng Chubi is the Prime Minister of Taichang Temple."
Cheng Yaojin, who was spitting in the circle of generals and bragging with a group of rough men, turned to look at His Majesty in a daze.
He grinned in disbelief. "My son, my third child?"
The civil and military officials in the court all had shocked faces, standing there blankly with their mouths crooked and their eyes squinting. Isn't that so damn special?
It was actually Cheng Sanlang, the son of Cheng Yaojin, the biological son of the notorious court bully...
"Yes, it's your home..." Li Shimin heard Cheng Yaojin's exaggerated call, smiled and nodded slightly, and was about to speak.
Then I saw Cheng Yaojin's expression suddenly change, he jumped out from the crowd, and then stood in front of Kong Yingda.
The carrot-thick fingers almost touched the tip of Kong Yingda's nose. "Old man! What do you mean by being so special?"
"???" The civil and military officials in the court fell silent for a moment, all staring blankly at Cheng Yaojin, who had suddenly become violent.
"What, what do you want to do?!" Kong Yingda looked confused. Why, in the blink of an eye, Cheng Yaojin, a vulgar martial artist, jumped up to him.
"You actually dare to say that the third child in my family has a problem with his character. He thinks that our old Cheng family are honest and easy to bully, or something?"
"My surname is Cheng, please forgive me for being so rude. How could I know that this is your Sanlang?" Kong Yingda also felt a deep pain in his heart.
It's really unlucky that the "Three Character Classic" was created by that bastard Cheng Laosan.
"You don't tell me when you know, but you tell me when you don't know. What's the matter? Are you bullying the weak or are you afraid of the strong?"
"Please calm down, Mr. Lu Guo. Mr. Kong Changshi has no intention..."
"Oh, he was unintentional, so your surname is Sun, right? What, my third child stole your daughter or played with your wife?"
"!!!" Sun Fujia immediately jumped up, his face extremely ugly. This old man Cheng was so shameless that he even dared to curse such vulgar words in the court.
"Your surname is Cheng, how could you say such vulgar words in court?"
"Who just poured buckets of dirty water on my youngest son? Are you pretending to be polite now?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the generals over there laughed so hard that their eyes were crooked, and some even secretly poked at the crowd and shouted for Gong Huo.
From the moment Li Shimin mentioned the author of the "Three Character Classic" to when Cheng Yaojin heard about it, he became happy and then got very angry and jumped up to the steps and began to quarrel with the Confucian scholars.
This notorious bully took the street slang to the extreme and made a group of civil servants so angry that the Three Corpses Gods jumped.
Of course, the civil servants who were attacked were not to be outdone and began to fight back. Some friends even intervened one after another, and the generals over there also rushed over to join in the fun.
In the court hall, chaos soon broke out. Even though those civil and military ministers who cared about their face and had no consequences, stood by and watched, it did not mean that they did not stop shouting.
Li Shimin put on an old face and silently looked at the increasingly chaotic court. Sure enough, the court could be peaceful for more than half a year.
It still has something to do with the shameless Cheng Yaojin being thrown into Tuyuhun. But then again, as long as the old Cheng family is not involved.
This old guy doesn't have anything to do with anything. He just hangs it up. At most, he just watches the excitement, secretly pokes the ground and makes people angry. But if he offends the Cheng family, tsk tsk...
Having said that, I originally considered this issue when I sent Cheng Sanlang to the East Palace.
Now it seems that, indeed, they are worthy of being members of the Cheng family, and their ability to attract hatred is truly outstanding.
While Li Shimin was thinking about it, he continued to watch the battle between gentlemen in the court with an expressionless expression. Well, whether you take action or not, it is still considered a battle between gentlemen.
Kong Yingda covered his heart with an angry hand, his old face turned pale. Apart from shouting that vulgar warriors were degrading to gentlemen, he really didn't know how to retaliate against this shameless old Cheng.
When Cheng Yaojin heard this, he was not angry but happy. With one sentence, Kong Yingda was beaten to death again.
"What's wrong with me being a vulgar martial artist? Are you as capable as my son? If you are capable, why don't you write the "Two-Character Classic" and see?"
"If what you write is better than the "Three Character Classic" written by my third child, then I, Old Cheng, will definitely go to your house to accompany you."
These words directly caused the whole court to burst into laughter again. Nima, what the hell is the "Two-Character Classic"?
"Kong Taichang, don't be afraid of Cheng Yaojin. Get a Yi Zi Jing and compare notes with him."
Li Shimin almost spit out the overnight wine he drank last night from his nostrils.
The god-damned "Two-Character Classic", "One-Character Classic", or simply "The No-Character Classic".
He could tell that the man who spoke with a pinched voice was none other than Mr. Li, the Secretary of the Ministry of War, who liked to poke fun at Gong Huo. He was simply not a son of a man, and what he said was all nonsense.
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In the end, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who had a serious expression, watched the show happily for a long time, and then he started to act like an emperor.
His Majesty was furious with thunder and scolded all the civil and military officers in the court. All the civil and military officers fell to the ground to plead guilty.
As the just and strict Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty must be very fair.
So Cheng, who roared in the court and spoke vulgarly, was fined three months' salary. Anyone who has committed a crime must be punished, and of course, those who have merit must be rewarded.
Cheng Chubi, a minister of the East Palace who composed the Three Character Classic, was rewarded with two thousand kilograms of gold, two thousand pieces of silk and satin, and one thousand acres of fertile land.
In addition, because Cheng Chubi presented his medical knowledge to the court, he sent his disciples to accompany the army and treated thousands of healthy soldiers of Wu Ben of the Tang Dynasty, thus saving the lives of important generals in the Tang army.
Therefore, the young minister of Taichang Temple was specially appointed to take charge of the affairs of the Imperial Medical Office.