Chapter 694 The two Qing family, don't pretend to be in a coma, get up quickly
Chapter 694: You two Qings, don’t pretend to be unconscious, get up quickly (please subscribe and vote)
"Zhang, why are you pretending to be faint? Get up quickly." Cheng Chubi was so convinced that he pretended to be unconscious even though he couldn't help himself.
"What do you mean, Vice Leader Cheng? You made Zhang Shaozhan so angry that he fainted, and you still spoke so coldly. You, wait until you are impeached..."
Now, although the gangsters involved in Zhang Shaozhan's affairs were very afraid of Cheng Chubi, they still demonstrated frequently.
Cheng Chubi was so angry that he laughed, "Nima, the spring breeze is blowing, the war drums are beating, actors, no one can act."
Then Cheng Chubi's face suddenly turned pale, and he covered his heart with his hand, pointing at Zhang Xuansu, who was still pretending to be unconscious.
"Zhang Shaozhan, you and I have no grudge against you, but you...you actually poisoned me."
"???" Zhang Xuansu, who was in a coma, was so angry that his eyelids were twitching wildly. God would poison you!
Just now, he was so angry that his head was spinning, so he had an idea and lay down, but the result was unexpected.
Cheng Sanlang was even more shameless. He didn't even have a prelude and actually forced an extra scene in such an embarrassing situation.
You are so damn poisoned. If I poison you, I will definitely make you bleed to death from all your orifices.
Li Chengqian was stunned, looking at Brother Chu Bi who was acting extremely exaggeratedly with a messy face, and even his brain was in a mess.
Then, a group of ministers of the Eastern Palace saw the tall and majestic Cheng Chubi with crooked eyes, and they just pushed him to the other side.
There was a popping sound...no, it seemed like two sounds, coming from outside Li Zheng Hall.
But at this moment, everyone in Li Zheng Hall was deeply shocked by the exaggerated acting skills of these two actors.
Damn it! What the hell is this bitch doing? It’s a pity that no one knows the emergency number, otherwise 120 will definitely be called.
A group of officials from the Eastern Palace were dumbfounded, looking at the two "unconscious" Eastern Palace ministers lying in the Li Zheng Hall with crooked eyes.
Li Chengqian had a black line on his face and looked at the scene in front of him with both laughter and tears. How should he deal with it?
Li Chengqian trusted Brother Chu Bi's medical skills. Since he said that the other party was pretending to be comatose, it must be true.
Otherwise, with Brother Chu Bi's sense of responsibility, he would definitely have rescued him on the spot.
However, Li Chengqian also admires Brother Chu Bi's cheekiness and acting skills. It depends on who can stand it.
The question is what to do now. It seems that my father has never mentioned what to do. I am waiting online. It is very urgent.
Li Chengqian put his hands behind his back and looked at the two of them helplessly. Yu Zhining on the side was rubbing his hard belly and rubbing the corners of his eyes.
He really wanted to laugh out loud, but he couldn't, because he was the head of the officials in the East Palace and had to set a good example.
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At the same moment, Li Shimin, who was standing under His Majesty Li Zheng in the East Palace, raised his hand to cover his mouth in time and took a long time to catch his breath.
Damn it, I was almost suffocated to death. Unexpectedly, I just got the idea to come over and see how Cheng Qian handles government affairs.
Unexpectedly, he encountered such a strange scene, which made Li Shimin think of Cheng Yaojin, a monster who often made trouble in the court. He was truly a father and son.
At the same time, Li Shimin couldn't help but secretly rejoice that he was so wise and powerful that he kicked this bastard Cheng Sanlang to the East Palace.
Otherwise, if the father and son were allowed to squat together, tsk tsk tsk... God knows what kind of ridiculous things would happen.
Zhao Kun rubbed his belly with one hand and his forehead with the other. His belly hurt from holding it in, and his head was too excited and accidentally hit a pillar.
It's so annoying, I really want to laugh wildly.
"You two gentlemen, don't pretend to be unconscious, get up quickly..." Li Chengqian advised softly with a black line on his face.
Cheng Chubi, who had his eyes closed tightly, was laughing in his heart. Unless that shameless old driver got up first, he could compete with me to see who could lie down better.
Zhang Xuansu secretly felt cruel in his heart. I won't wake up even if I beat him to death. Now that I'm awake, you think I'm just pretending. It's such a disgrace to my mother-in-law.
Each of the two actors maintained their initial falling position, and both actors, who were extremely rich in inner drama, gritted their teeth and beat the one who got up first to death.
Li Chengqian was really like a dog biting a hedgehog, and he had nowhere to bite. All the officials in the East Palace also looked at each other, helpless.
"Your Majesty?!" At this moment, there was a sudden cry that was half-feared and half-shocked.
Everyone raised their heads and looked outside Li Zheng Hall, including the two actors lying on the ground.
Li Shimin put his hands behind his back, and his eyes fell intently on the two actors. He saw Cheng Sanlang immediately roll his eyelids and then quickly close them.
After Zhang Xuansu opened his eyes and saw himself, his eyes widened even more exaggeratedly.
Li Shimin's facial muscles twitched wildly, he quickly turned his face and took a few deep breaths to the side, and then he controlled the emotions that were about to explode.
"My son joins the father." Li Chengqian took two steps forward with an embarrassed and helpless expression, and saluted his father.
During this period, he even kicked Brother Chu Bi, hoping that this guy would get up quickly and stop pretending.
"Both of you, get up!"
Li Shimin first helped Li Chengqian up, patted the shoulder of his son who had suffered so much with his big hand, and then shouted with a dark face.
At this moment, Cheng Chubi and Zhang Xuansu could only stand up in disgrace and salute His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
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Li Shimin held Li Chengqian's hand and stood in front of the case, his eyes were majestic and he shouted with a gloomy expression.
"The prince is your king, and you are the prince's subordinates. How can you be so ridiculous and rude? Do you still have a prince in your eyes?!"
"I am guilty..." Cheng Chubi was the first to prostrate himself to the ground and plead guilty.
Yu Zhining cast a displeased glance at Cheng Sanlang, who was quick to confess his sins, and helplessly fell to the ground with a group of East Palace ministers to plead guilty.
"Cheng Chubi, Zhang Xuansu!" Li Shimin raised his hands and looked at these two bastards with a deep look.
One is a scheming old driver, and the other is a reckless and arrogant new driver. Well, neither of them are good birds.
"You two treat the prince as if he is nothing, roar at the Li Zheng Palace, and even do... such scoundrel behavior, which is really unbecoming of a human minister. I will punish you two with a salary of one year as a respectful example."
Cheng Chubi felt a pain in his heart, Nima, one trip to the ground, one year's salary is gone...
But now, seeing His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty whose anger was about to burst out from the Baihui point on the top of his forehead, Cheng Chubi immediately gave in and, ahem, gave in.
"Your Majesty is wise, and I also feel that I have done something wrong and deserve to be punished."
Zhang Xuansu on the side glanced at Cheng Sanlang viciously from the corner of his eyes. This bastard kid actually snatched away the confession he had just thought of.
Zhang Xuansu was not willing to say the same thing as Cheng Chubi, so he could only sigh and admit his punishment. "I did make a mistake and deserve to be punished."