Chapter 792 Bah, that's my father, how could it be a worm (
Chapter 792 Bah, that’s my biological father, how could he be a Tiao Chong (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi took a deep breath and said to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty with a serious expression.
"Uncle Mingjian, the thing is like this...yesterday, my nephew carefully read the edict you gave me, uncle, and confirmed that every plant, tree, brick, and tile in the imperial manor..."
"Anything that is not a living thing should belong to you, right?" Li Shimin asked without any change in his expression.
"You can't say that..." Cheng Chubi smiled shyly.
"Although grass and trees are plants and do not move, they are actually alive."
Li Shimin resisted the urge to kick Cheng Laosan and asked angrily with a dark face.
"Don't give me useless talk. I'm just asking you if you took away Master Yan's drawings."
Seeing that the emperor's boss was about to explode, Cheng Chubi knew it was not time to waste any more saliva, so he could only bite the bullet and nodded.
"My nephew did take part of it."
"Huh?" Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and looked unhappy as he was about to speak.
Then he saw Cheng Chubi raise his right hand very covertly and pointed at Li Ke beside him.
Li Ke, who was kneeling and sitting a little later, didn't see Brother Chubi's actions at all, but saw his father's surprised eyes moving from Cheng Chubi's body to his own.
His face suddenly turned green, and he quickly shouted subconsciously, "Father, eldest brother also took it."
"..." Li Shimin felt as if a big hand of fate had just strangled his throat, making him unable to breathe.
I took a deep breath of fresh air, what the hell is going on with this girl?
Yan Lide said that the box of drawings was taken away by Cheng Chubi. Now it seems that it is three little bastards who are plotting against Yan Lide.
Cheng Chubi was definitely the culprit. Li Shimin gritted his teeth and felt that he had to do something to vent his hatred.
When he said it was too late, it was too soon. Cheng Chubi immediately intervened in time.
"Uncle, my nephew wants to impeach Master Yan for using the strategy of killing three people with two peaches yesterday. He wants to alienate the sincere friendship between my nephew and His Highness the Crown Prince and His Highness the King of Wu."
Li Shimin immediately became angry. "Cheng Chubi, you kid took advantage of Yan Qing and you actually want to bite back, right?"
"No, no, my nephew is telling the truth. If you don't believe me, you can ask him."
Cheng Chubi quickly turned his head towards Li Ke and winked at the brother who was cutting off the chicken head and burning yellow paper.
What else could Li Ke do? He could only nodded silently. "Father, Brother Chu Bi is right..."
"..." Li Shimin touched his head, feeling that a lot had happened yesterday. "Then tell me, why did Yan Qing kill three people with two peaches?"
"Yesterday, I, my eldest brother and Chu Bi went to Huangzhuang together and met Master Yan..."
Li Ke then took himself and Yan Lide to a place with excellent scenery in Huangzhuang. Master Yan offered to paint.
"After Master Yan finished two paintings, he put down his pen and left the paintings to the three of us. The child also felt that something was wrong at that time..."
Li Shimin listened to Li Ke's lecture, and Cheng Chubi was responsible for interjecting and adding.
Soon, a complete story was made up in his mind. Li Shimin already understood that it must have been the last time when Master Yan was making a sand table.
I was tricked by these two shameless men, Cheng Chubi and Li Ji, and I still feel angry inside.
As a result, I must have happened to see Cheng Chubi appear again yesterday, so Master Yan wanted to take revenge.
Then he deliberately drew only two paintings, threw them to the three young people, and ran away with great pride.
Unexpectedly, Cheng Chubi was not a kind person, so he would be embarrassed to compete with the two princes.
So, he happened to see the picture box that the prisoner Wu Zhubo was escorting, so the boy used the edict he gave him as a trump card.
Shengsheng snatched away all the boxes of drawings that belonged to Yan Lide.
After that, these three reckless little bastards must have felt that Cheng Chubi couldn't keep these good treasures for themselves, so they divided one into three parts.
"What is this thing? This..." Li Shimin shook his head with a dark look on his face and rolled his eyes.
I only listened to Yan Lide's words yesterday, but I didn't expect that there were such twists and turns in it.
After Li Shimin sorted out the whole story in his mind, Li Ke and Cheng Chubi also closed their mouths.
Squatting there as quietly as a chicken, waiting for His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to speak.
Li Shimin sighed helplessly and glanced at Cheng Chubi, who looked particularly well-behaved and honest at the moment.
There was also Ke'er, who also looked humble and respectful, and the eldest son Chengqian, who might be coaxing his wife with a painting by Master Yan at the moment.
What can I say, asking them to return the painting samples?... Well, Li Shimin felt that it was unlikely that he could get those works of art back from the old Cheng family.
In this case, what else can be done?
His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty suddenly raised his eyebrows and said lustfully.
"Cheng Chubi, you should be punished for contradicting an official. You should be punished for taking public property belonging to the prisoner. You will be punished for both crimes. I will fine you half a year's salary. Do you have anything to say?"
"If you dare to chirp again, I will let you taste the taste of the spine staff."
Cheng Chubi immediately bowed his head and said, "Your Majesty has made a clear decision, and I am willing to be punished."
In my heart, I just want to bow deeply in the direction of home, to pay homage to my father's wisdom and strength, and to pay homage to my father's scheming.
Your Majesty's salary is a fine, but it's really a salary. My father is like a tapeworm in Your Majesty's belly...
Bah, that's his biological father, how could he be a worm?
"Besides...don't bother me with that shitty thing between you and Yan Qing."
"What are you doing here? Why don't you get out of here!"
"Ah?" Li Ke looked at his father in confusion, who suddenly and swiftly finished the matter, and couldn't recover for a moment.
Cheng Chubi didn't understand the reason yet, so he was overjoyed and quickly agreed, grabbed Li Ke and hurried out.
"Is it over now?" The two of them jumped out of the back of Ganlu Palace. Li Ke looked back and said with a guilty conscience.
"Your father has fined me half a year's salary, what do you still want?" Cheng Chubi looked at this bad prince with a black look on his face and said angrily.
"No, little brother, what I mean is that my father didn't say what to do with those drawings. Could it be that..."
"What else can I do? If I take it back, wouldn't my salary for the past six months be in vain?" Cheng Chubi shook his head helplessly and strode towards the outside of the palace.
Li Ke quickly chased him up and looked at Cheng Chubi with an envious look on his face.
"Brother Chu Bi, if that's the case, there are quite a few patterns in Master Yan's box. Can you..."
"Yes, three thousand strings per piece, one hand pays the price and the other hand delivers the goods."
"Three thousand strings? Why don't you go and grab it?"
"Nonsense, this is what I stole. Do you still want me to give it to you for free?"
The two of them were walking all the way towards the palace gate, and when they saw Wang Yiling, an old acquaintance, heading towards the Manlu Palace under the guidance of the eunuch.