Chapter 804 What is your child saying, what's the point of showing your ass?
Chapter 804: What did you kid say? What does showing your butt mean? (Please subscribe and vote)
General Cheng, a military law tycoon, heard his own son's words and twitched his thick beard like a steel needle, and his expression became serious.
“In military law, punishments with sticks are often used to inflict punishment on one’s body. If a person suffers too many punishments with sticks, the soldier will become disabled, or he may be killed by the stick on the spot.
There are indeed quite a few, does it have anything to do with this?"
Facing his father's doubtful gaze, Cheng Chubi nodded matter-of-factly and replied, "Exactly."
"This is not a child's behavior alone, but a conclusion reached after discussions with many medical experts from the Imperial Medical Office."
Cheng Chubi would never tell his biological father that he only saw spankings in later movies and TV dramas, but he himself received a cane.
I was deeply puzzled by this, and after some inquiring, I came to a conclusion after considering many factors such as medicine and human body structure.
After all, a disobedient little baby, slapped on the buttocks and howling for a long time, might be able to continue laughing and joking the next moment.
However, hitting the chest and back can easily cause visceral contusions. This is based on scientific evidence.
So yesterday Cheng Chubi was worried about his own life, so he took Doctor Zhang to the palace and went to the palace to persuade the emperor's boss.
"If that's the case, then dad made the mistake of blaming you... Speaking of which, although dad has never experienced military law, your two brothers..."
Before Cheng Yaojin finished speaking, he heard a burst of noise coming from outside the hall.
Then Cheng Chubi even listened to his second brother's loud voice rejoicing in others' misfortune.
"Hurry up, bring me a door panel and let my eldest brother lie down and go in. We, the first unlucky guy in the Tang Dynasty who has a butt but not a spine, is back home..."
Then I heard the eldest brother's extremely angry and angry shouts.
"Second brother, try chirping again! Wait until I'm healed..."
Cheng Yaojin stood up in confusion. "What the hell? Who the hell spanked the boss?"
Then he subconsciously turned his face to look at Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Chubi's first reaction was to shake his head in denial. "I didn't do it."
Cheng Yaojin rolled his eyes and was too lazy to talk to Lao San. He walked quickly out of the hall with a strange expression.
Then Cheng Chubi quickly came to his senses. Damn it... my brother was actually the first victim to get his butt spanked.
Yesterday, I just expressed to Uncle Li that the spinal cane hurt people, and it was safer to spank with the butt cane.
As a result, in the blink of an eye, the eldest brother became the first unlucky guy to get a spanking?
A picture flashed through Cheng Chubi's mind, and he saw the emperor's boss with a sinister smile on his face.
Isn't this first-hand information that my brother has the courage to take on the responsibility and wants to help my brother get the butt stick?
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Cheng Chubi, whose mind was in a mess, hurriedly followed his father and came to the entrance of the hall, where he saw his eldest brother being supported by a servant.
As he was slowly walking up the steps, the second brother next to him, who was smiling with joy in his misfortune, suddenly changed his face when he saw his biological father, Cheng Yaojin, jumping out of the hall.
"father?!"
"Dad, the second child is laughing at me." At this moment, the eldest brother Cheng Chumo immediately became happy. He raised his hand and pointed at the second child beside him, Cheng Chuliang, and said loudly.
"Dad, I'm just joking with my eldest brother..." The second brother Cheng Chuliang subconsciously held his buttocks and wanted to step back down the steps.
"Come up here, I!" Cheng Yaojin had a dark face and raised his fingers towards the second child, Cheng Chuliang.
Cheng Chubi saw his second brother step up the steps with a pitiful look on his face, and then saw his own father swinging his legs over.
The second brother let out a scream and fell to the ground instantly.
"Nigga, if you behave like this next time, you won't kiss me or get out of here." Cheng Yaojin snorted unhappily.
When Cheng Chubi saw his second brother with all his beard and tail, he immediately got up and nodded, bowed and admitted his mistake, and apologized to his eldest brother.
I understand, my father was deliberately exaggerating to vent his anger on his eldest brother. Well, as the saying goes, it doesn’t hurt much, but the momentum is very scary.
The eldest brother, Cheng Chumo, finally lost his temper. He grunted and looked at his two younger brothers, Cheng Chubi and Cheng Chuliang, who had playful smiles on their faces, to help him cross the threshold.
After signaling Cheng Chubi and Cheng Chuliang to get out of the way, he gritted his teeth and walked slowly, well, although his walking posture was a bit strange.
It's like the gait of a patient suffering from a hemorrhoid attack, but he can still move around.
"Say boss, who did you ask to be beaten?" Cheng Yaojin looked at his son's awkward posture with a strange expression.
There are a lot of troughs in my heart and I don’t know where to start. Just now the third child was still here gibbering about something like a butt stick.
The result was good, the boss returned home with a bruise on his butt. What the hell is this?
The eldest brother, Cheng Chumo, stood in a somewhat weird posture and sniffed in frustration.
"My kid had a little dispute with his colleagues today. He touched that guy, who knew he couldn't help but break two ribs."
"Well, the general doesn't think it's a big deal to keep deducting a child's salary, so His Majesty happened to have the army change the spine staff to the hip staff.
Let the child choose whether to receive a fifty-butt cane or a fine, otherwise, half a year's salary will be deducted."
Cheng Yaojin burst into laughter and quickly coughed twice to cover up.
"Your Majesty changed the spine staff to a butt staff? What kind of evil moth is this? Come on, untie it and let dad see if the injury is serious."
The eldest brother Cheng Chumo, who has always been cheeky, couldn't help but hey a little shyly. "Dad, it's better. This is not a slap on the back, but a slap on the buttocks."
"Stop being so verbose and hurry up. You want to be dealt with, right?"
In desperation, Mr. Cheng, who looked sad and angry, could only let his two younger brothers and his own father admire his big butt.
"Ah, it hurts..."
"What do you call it? I'll just give you a little poke. That's it. You have such a thick head. It won't take too long to recuperate and you'll be able to bounce around."
The second brother on the side had a joyful expression on his face and asked his father curiously.
"Dad, why did Your Majesty think of changing the spanking from the back to the butt? Is it because you think it will make the people who are being tortured feel ashamed?"
Hearing what the second brother said, Cheng Yaojin immediately became happy. "What did you kid say? What does it mean to show your buttocks?"
These words made Cheng Chubi touch the bridge of his handsome nose and saw his father who smiled kindly but also seemed to take pleasure in others' misfortune.
Yes, for the shameless Cheng family, what does it mean to show your buttocks?
"By the way, boss, speaking of which, the beating on the spine was changed to beating on the buttocks. You have to thank your third brother for that."
"???" Cheng Chumo was stunned. He turned his head and looked at his third brother Cheng Chubi who looked a little shy with a smile.
"Dad, what do you mean? The child was beaten and you still have to thank the third child?"
"Nonsense, if you weren't the third brother, you would have been beaten on the back. The reason why you changed the beating on the back to the buttocks is because your third brother persuaded His Majesty."
Cheng Chumo touched his butt with a dark look on his face and couldn't say a word for a long time.