Chapter 81 No one understands this disease better than me, no one)
"This..." Yuan Tiangang saw Cheng Chubi's expression. He was helpless and turned his head to look at Sun Simiao.
The two Taoist priests looked at each other wildly, and it seemed that this boy didn't understand what gonorrhea was.
What should we do? Let’s withdraw now?
Perhaps his brain has not fully recovered and he cannot understand our advanced medical terms.
How about giving him something simple?
OK, you come...
Cheng Chubi saw two Taoist priests twirling their beards and gesticulating with each other. After a long while, it was Sun Simiao who spoke.
"Nephew Chu Bi, this gonorrhea means that you urinate frequently but not smoothly, and there is no discharge, so it is called gonorrhea..."
Cheng Chubi finally let out a sigh of relief.
"I understand, and I often feel the urge to urinate, but the urination is not smooth, right?"
"Also, is the Taoist priest's lower abdomen swollen and making the sound of water?"
"..." Cheng Chubi's words instantly made Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang's eyes brighten up as they had little hope.
But then, Cheng Chubi looked at them both up and down in a very rude way, which made the two elderly people feel extremely uncomfortable.
"Actually, it doesn't matter..." Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and looked at these two experienced doctors who could not heal themselves.
"My dear nephew, what do you mean by this?" Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang felt that it was difficult for them to grasp the strange way of thinking of this Cheng Laosan.
Seeing the innocent expressions of the two Taoist priests with a hint of nervousness, Cheng Chubi immediately laughed.
"Admit it, it's nothing. You two Taoists, there is no need to use the method of making friends out of nothing.
We are all adults and it is understandable if we have this disease."
"???" What the hell is creating something out of nothing? It's understandable to have this disease.
The two authorities in the medical field of the Tang Dynasty were almost furious. They looked at Cheng Laosan with a dark face and a look of confusion and confidence.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, raised his hand and pointed at Yuan Tiangang, who had a dark face and was about to speak out, calm down, don't be like this Cheng Laosan.
"Please be careful, Nephew Chu Bi. Pindao and fellow Taoist Yuan have always been in good health. They keep fit by playing the Five Animals Game every day, but they don't have gonorrhea."
Seeing that the two Taoist priests were obviously in a bad mood, Cheng Chubi was slightly stunned.
I can't help but start to reflect on myself. It doesn't matter whether they have this disease or not.
I am only responsible for consultation. If I really need treatment, I can always see the guy's prostate.
"It's my nephew Meng Lang. Please calm down the two Taoist priests."
"My nephew would venture to ask, how old is the Taoist priest now? He should be over forty-five or older, right?"
"And this disease only appears in middle-aged and elderly men. There have been no similar cases in women regardless of age. Am I right?"
"Do you really know about this disease?" Yuan Tiangang's face showed a look of shock. This kid could actually make so many judgments with just a few words.
Cheng Chubi smiled, his face full of proud confidence and calmness. In this era, no one understands prostate better than me, no one.
"Of course I know, if my judgment is correct.
It is very likely that this is prostatitis, or prostate enlargement caused by repeated attacks of prostatitis."
"Prostate...then, what is that?" The two Taoist priests looked confused, really confused.
Cheng Chubi saw the confused expressions on the two Taoist priests' faces, chuckled, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers. "Fourth!"
The next moment, Cheng Laosi was like a border shepherd who had heard the order.
In a flash, he rushed to his third brother, holding his head high. "Here, third brother, please give me your instructions."
"Go and get my drawing board and charcoal pencils."
"!!!"
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The expressions of the two Datang medical experts suddenly changed, and Cheng Laosi also turned dark.
"Third brother, what do you want to do?"
Facing the questioning looks of these three people, Cheng Chubi was unhappy.
"Go ahead if you are told. No need to talk too much. Third Brother, I want to explain to the two Taoist priests what prostate and prostate enlargement are."
"My dear nephew, can you not draw a picture?" When Yuan Tiangang thought of the stick figure he saw last time, his whole body felt tense and goosebumps appeared on his skin.
This is the first time in my life that I have seen such an ugly and distorted painting. It is not an eyesore, it is completely blinding.
Sun Simiao also smiled and said, "My dear nephew, is there any other way to explain it clearly?"
Cheng Chubi chuckled. "If you don't want to draw, then just find an outline, ahem, find an actual object to compare, Old Four."
"Here." Cheng Laosi continued to raise his head in a very heroic manner. The two younger brothers Lao Wu and Lao Liu who rushed in looked at the fourth brother with envy.
"Here, take off your clothes."
"???" Both Taoist priests' faces turned dark. We are not the kind of people you think.
Cheng Laosi was so frightened that he subconsciously clamped his legs and covered his belt with his hands. "Third brother, what do you want to do? Dad said you can't mess around."
"..." Cheng Chubi was shocked. Well, he was really shocked. Such a father who cares about his son, such an instruction is indeed correct.
But Cheng Laosi, what do you mean?
"Don't talk nonsense. I want to explain to the two Taoist priests where the prostate is... Hey? Hey? Hey?..."
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Laosi, who was protecting his belt, turned around and ran away. "I don't believe it, Lao Wu Lao Liu, run away..."
Like two black lightning bolts, the five and six men all rushed out of the house in a flash, leaving three dumbfounded men behind.
Cheng Chubi's eyes turned and fell on these two experts from outside the country. His sly eyes made the two famous Taoist priests of the Tang Dynasty nervous.
"Otherwise...nephew, you should just paint."
Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao exchanged glances and expressed their opinions before Cheng Chubi could say anything embarrassing to them.
Although Cheng Chubi's paintings are very eye-catching, what he said does make sense.
There is no intuitive method. Just rely on the words of Cheng Chubi who likes to talk nonsense. In all likelihood, he really doesn't understand what the prostate is.
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Finally, the drawing board and charcoal pens were delivered to Cheng Chubi's hands. Cheng Chubi cleared his throat and moved his hands.
As usual, first a circle, five sticks, and a perfect stick figure appeared in the eyes of a group of dark-faced spectators.
Well, four or five of the Cheng family sneaked back and squatted aside to watch the excitement.
Sun Simiao took a deep breath, stretched his stiff neck, mustered up the courage to look at the stick figure again, and was about to ask a question.
But I saw that Cheng Chubi was still flexing his terrifying artistic skills and continuing to immerse himself in creation...