Chapter 823 If I really came up with this first link, I could blow it up
Chapter 823 If I really came up with this first couplet, I could brag about it for the rest of my life (please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin shook his head in disbelief and took a long time to speak.
"With such a powerful and shocking warning, what does he want to do?"
"He's using it to antagonize the Taixue students and Kong Rangli, ahem, Kong Siye..."
Li Shimin let out a loud fart, and turned his head to look at Li Ke in front of him with a dumbfounded expression.
I couldn't help but point at the couplet again, with a look on my face.
"Why do I think that every time this kid Cheng Sanlang comes up with something good, it's always when he wants to make fun of someone?"
"..." Li Ke was stunned for a long time, and immediately became happy. "Hey, father, when you say that, the kid really thinks that's what happened."
"Before, he wrote poems in the court, that's what he did. He wrote poems for Niu Weituo, that's the same, and he also wrote poems for..."
When it comes to this, Li Ke is a little stuck. After all, that is his cheap uncle, and it seems a bit inappropriate to be an elder who is not the speaker.
Li Shimin twitched his long beard nonchalantly and continued what Li Ke said with a sore face.
"Writing poems for Wuji was because the two of them disliked each other and wanted to stab each other.
Later, there was also the "Three Character Classic" in the Jinyang Bookstore in Dianteng, also because many ministers in the court criticized the prince.
It can be considered that he took action for your eldest brother and defeated those ministers."
"Then this time, someone from the Imperial Academy must have offended him, right? By the way, Guan Kong Rang... ahem, what's the matter with Guan Kong Qing?"
Li Shimin touched his stiff belly. He was so damn lucky, but he still found it so easy to call him that. Tsk tsk...
Li Ke then narrated the whole story. Brother Chu Bi, because the old Cheng family wanted to set up a private school, felt uncomfortable not to advertise it widely.
So the news that Cheng's University was about to open and specialize in teaching medicine was published in this issue of "Chang'an Xunbao".
The result was unexpected, because there was only a slight gap between the Cheng University and the Imperial College under the Imperial Academy.
This made those arrogant and arrogant Imperial College students quite unhappy.
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Ever since, I started chattering, and unexpectedly, Kong Yingda, the Imperial College Secretary, was about to go to Taixue for a walk.
The students of Taixue were blocked there and complained about the matter. As a result, this Kong Rangli had already formed a deep hatred with the old Cheng family.
Naturally, he was not willing to give up any opportunity to attack and criticize the old Cheng family, so he gave an impassioned, overtly sarcastic speech.
"The child felt that this matter was a bit inappropriate, so he went out of the city to find Brother Chubi and informed him."
"In the end, Brother Chu Bi was so angry that he almost cursed him on the spot..."
Hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but twitch his long beard and said happily.
"I know that that kid is just a man who only wants to take advantage of others and doesn't want to suffer any losses."
"I am the only one who can suppress him. The rest of the people will have to deal with this little bastard who is unreasonable and unreasonable. Haha..."
I saw my father's beaming and cheerful expression.
Li Ke couldn't help but murmur silently in his heart. He didn't know it, but he thought that His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty had received such good news that the world's taxes had increased by 10%.
But he didn't want to, just because he could suppress Brother Chu Bi's slippery loach.
"It's natural. Brother Chu Bi is a rare talent in the world. My child also feels that only you, father, can suppress him."
After flattering him, Li Ke continued to say that Cheng Chubi, a vulgar warrior, was persuaded by him and decided not to convince others with force.
So he came up with this couplet and used it as a slogan for Cheng University.
"In addition, Brother Chu Bi also wrote a couplet, which will be published in the "Chang'an Xun Bao" tomorrow.
I want to use this to severely attack those Imperial College students and that Kong Siye."
"What else? Come on, come on, well, please write it down. As a father, I really want to see if this boy can live with me, haha..."
Li Ke picked up his pen and subconsciously raised his eyes to look at his own father who praised his talent. Tsk tsk...
This arrogant tone and arrogant demeanor, apart from the fact that his beard is a bit annoying, he really deserves to be his biological father.
"Yansuo pond willow...that's it? This..." Li Shimin laughed disapprovingly at first, but when he saw the radicals clearly, he felt bad all over.
It's like a veteran thief who saw an inconspicuous lock, picked up the unlocking tool and inserted it into it. As a result, an iron cage fell down and trapped him.
Well, that's it. Li Shimin grinned, his beard-twirling hand froze in the air, his mouth was crooked and his eyes were squinting, and he was speechless for a long time.
This first couplet contains the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth. How is this right?
First, we have to find five characters whose radicals also belong to the Five Elements, and then the artistic conception has to match the conjunction.
Seeing the appearance of his biological father, Li Shimin, Li Ke finally found the joy of laughing at fifty steps.
Well, it seems that it’s not that I’m stupid, but that Brother Chu Bi’s first couplet is too clever.
Li Shimin stayed there for a long time, chattering for a long time. His mind was already in a mess and he had no clue at all.
Even his wife, the eldest grandson Queen, came with Li Mingda in hand, but she still didn't realize it.
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"Mom, dad looks so weird. Did he see something scary?"
When Li Mingda entered the palace, he saw his father's dull look. He cleverly did not say hello loudly, but asked his mother in a low voice.
Empress Changsun was also a little confused. She saw her husband staring blankly at the case and barely saying a word.
On the contrary, Li Ke beside her looked relieved and refreshed, which made her a little confused as to what was going on.
Li Ke also noticed this, quickly stood up and bowed respectfully to Queen Changsun, and then smiled at Li Mingda.
"Guanyin maid, and little Sizi are here too, come on, come on, daddy gives me a hug."
Li Shimin finally came to his senses and opened his arms towards Li Mingda who came forward.
Queen Changsun came to the table and her eyes fell on the couplet written by Li Ke.
"Husband, what are you looking at? Yansuo Pondliu? Hmm... It does have some artistic conception. Is this done by Ke'er?"
But I was extremely curious in my heart. This verse, speaking of it, can be considered a good one, but my husband shouldn’t be so shocked, right?
Li Ke shook his head with regret on his face. If I had come up with this couplet, I would have been able to brag about it for the rest of my life, but it's a pity...
It's a pity that this is a casual work of Cheng Chubi and Cheng Sanlang, who has endless monsters and overflowing talents.
"No, no, no, it wasn't made by a child, it was... it was a couplet written by Brother Chu Bi to the students of Imperial College, and also by Kong Siye."
"This is a couplet, I thought, uh..." Empress Changsun read the first couplet in silence for a long time, unable to say a word.