Chapter 825 If this can't be beaten, the face of the five hundred students of Taixue will be
Chapter 825 If you can’t resist this, where will the faces of the five hundred students from Taixue be? (Please subscribe)
"That makes sense. My classmate gave me a good idea. I'm going to give it a try today."
"Isn't this what you wrote?"
"It's not what I wrote. What's wrong? I have a good voice. How many young ladies in Goulanguange have a voice as good as mine? What's wrong?"
"..." A group of students with male duck voices were furious. They rolled up their clothes and sleeves, hoping to let this broadcaster know the true meaning of life.
A highly regarded Imperial College student stood up with an upright look on his face, waved the newspaper in his hand and said loudly.
"Quiet, please students, don't go to the wrong building. Now we are despised by the notorious old Cheng family, and they actually issued a letter of war to us."
"You also issued a declaration of war, where are you?"
"Don't look at mine, look at it and buy it yourself."
"Are you still a classmate? We agreed that we would fight against the old Cheng family together as enemies, and now you are treating your classmates like this?"
"That's right, I don't have a newspaper, so who knows whether what you are saying is true or false..."
"That's enough!" shouted the upright Taixue student. "I'm going to read it to you classmates."
"You have a Shandong accent. I can't understand you. I'll do it..." The Taixue student with the broadcast accent once again popped up to increase his presence.
"You... forget it, just do it." The student from the Shandong clan was so angry that he wanted to go crazy.
In the end, I had no choice but to hand over the reading position to this native Guanzhong broadcaster.
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I have to say that this student of broadcasting accent really has a good voice. His voice is loud and magnetic, at least it is much stronger than those drake voices.
His standard Guanzhong Mandarin made the Taixue students present who came from all over the country and copied the southern and northern accents couldn't help but be jealous.
Soon, everyone knew about the challenge written by Cheng Chubi and Cheng Sanlang, the president of Tang Dynasty Cheng University, against the Taixue students and Kong Rangli.
The meaning is very simple. The general idea is that you guys are so idle and have nothing to do after you are full, how dare you come to mess with my old Cheng family.
Therefore, I, Mr. Cheng, as the president of Datang Cheng University, decided to let you know what is so powerful.
The first big move he used was the couplet to encourage learning, and then he gave the five hundred Taixue students and Kong Rangli a couplet.
And he also declared in a very contemptuous tone that as long as there are people like Taixue, whether they are academic officials or students, plus Kong Rangli.
As long as you can respond to each other within three days, he, Cheng, will be willing to offer a thousand dollars to express his apology.
And they will also take the initiative to change the name of Datang Cheng University.
After hearing such news, a group of young and passionate Taixue students immediately started making noise again.
"Who is he, Cheng Sanlang, looking down on? Three days, ha... give me three hours, what kind of couplets can't I deal with?"
"Haha... Zhazha, get out of the way. I, Deng, am said to be invincible in a hundred alliances, and I am invincible against any opponent of Taixue.
Say the first couplet, and within three-quarters of an hour, if I can't say it right, Deng's name will be written upside down."
The Taixue student in the broadcasting style stared blankly at the newspaper in his hand, listening to the classmates below who were talking nonsense, smacking his mouth for a long time, and slowly shook his head.
"Everyone, fellow students, don't yell. I think it's not too late for you to brag after listening to this couplet."
As soon as he finished speaking, the dozens of classmates gathered around him became furious and began to pull up their clothes and sleeves again.
Seeing the crowd starting to commotion, knowing that there were many students with male duck voices who were jealous of his broadcasting voice that was so admired by young ladies, the Taixue student quickly said loudly.
"Please listen to the first couplet: Smoke locks willows in the pond!"
"Smoke is the smoke of smoke, the lock is the lock of the door lock, the pond is the pond of water, the pond is the pond of the pond, the willow is the willow of the willow tree, everyone, please be right..."
"..."
"This, what kind of couplet is this? Can this be correct?"
"What kind of ghost association is this? It can't be possible..."
"How is this right? We have metal, wood, water, fire and earth, but we still have to deal with them neatly. Isn't this embarrassing?"
The Taixue students who were originally in a lively mood were dumbfounded. They stared blankly at the broadcasting Taixue student, feeling more and more that this guy looked so annoying.
If the Taixue student with a Shandong accent reads it, everyone can pretend to be dumb and dumb because of the accent.
But who dares to say that they don’t understand the standard Guanzhong Mandarin? But the question is how can such a bizarre first couplet be right?
When I think of that notorious and vulgar warrior, he actually used literature as a weapon to engage in imperial studies.
If you can't resist this, where will the five hundred students of Taixue put their faces?
Just imagine a scene, the vulgar old Cheng family picked up literature and slapped it on the faces of the Taixue students.
This made everyone feel extremely confused.
“Everyone, fellow students, please do your best for the sake of Taixue.
We must not let those vulgar warriors use their talents and knowledge to trample on the dignity of the talents of the Tang Dynasty like us."
"Yes, that's right. No matter what, we will definitely do our best."
The Bai Lian Bubai Deng student who claimed that he would write his name upside down in three quarters of an hour wiped the cold liquid from his forehead and echoed in angrily.
This first couplet is simply not something that anyone can match, okay?
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"Oh, isn't this Kong Siye? Have you read today's "Chang'an Xunbao"?"
"I have official duties, so I won't accompany you..." Kong Yingda, who had just retreated and was stopped by his colleagues, bowed to his colleagues with a dark face and hurried away.
I hate those despicable people who enjoy misfortune the most. If you have the ability, go and fight that bastard Cheng Laosan in the ring.
When he thought of the words "yansuo pond willow", Kong Yingda felt as if someone had stuffed a piece of shit into his mouth. He felt as uncomfortable as he wanted.
The important thing is that Cheng Chubi, that unruly bastard, actually put provocative words in the "Chang'an Xunbao" which has a huge sales volume.
This is obviously because he wants to make countless people inside and outside Chang'an look at the joke of himself and the gang of Taixue students.
In Kong Yingdada's view, such behavior is like hanging oneself on a city gate tower and letting scholars from inside and outside Chang'an City point out.
The problem now is that it is no longer a matter of being provoked. What is important is that if Cheng Chubi’s poem “I” cannot be matched with a suitable second line.
Even if it weren't for being ridiculed openly and implicitly by many colleagues who disliked his status in the literary circle, it would be strange.
Wen Wu is the first, we are all cultural people, it is normal to dislike each other, only when we despise Wufu will we unite the front.
Changsun Wuji was also walking down the steps slowly, and when he saw Kong Yingda walking away in despair, he shook his head helplessly.
Chu Suiliang beside him even clasped his hands on his heart, squinted his eyes with a pious face, looked at the sun and murmured softly.
"Sigh... I really hope God has a good eye and will take away all the bastard things from that family."