Chapter 833 Princes, is it possible that no one is willing to come out and be ugly
Chapter 833: Gentlemen, is there no one who is willing to show off his ugliness? (Please subscribe and vote)
There was a dead silence in the Taiji Hall, and a group of polite and elegant civil servants glared at Yuchi Gong, whose reputation was second only to Cheng Yaojin's.
Which god-like hero can be worthy of this couplet.
It's just that you guys, these vulgar warriors, are either heroes or good guys all day long.
Yan Lide moved his lips and felt his clothes being pulled off. When he turned his head, he saw his brother Yan Liben slowly shaking his head.
In the end, Yan Lide felt that it was better not to come forward, because after all, he was arguing with these vulgar martial artists.
An artist like me who is aloof, arrogant and not good at words can easily suffer.
Cheng Yaojin stomped his foot angrily, "Damn it, forget it, I can't ridicule that old ghost, I can only find someone else."
I saw Cheng Yaojin turn his eyes and glance at the civil servants, smiling and stroking his thick beard like a steel needle, looking around, contrasting with the dark-faced Yuchi Gong.
Over there, Yu Shinan was about to speak, to express that he still had some experience with this first couplet, and was able to compose a barely adequate second couplet.
However, just when he was about to speak, he saw Cheng Yao Jinru flicking his sleeve and speaking very energetically.
"Gentlemen, is there no one who is willing to show off his ugliness?"
"???" The civil servants who had just silently criticized Yuchi Gong in their hearts felt relieved after hearing these words.
Showing off one's ugliness is a word of self-effacement, okay? Boss, have you read all your books into the dog's belly? No wonder you abandoned literature and embraced martial arts.
Almost all the people in the hall were important officials of the court, and they were all decent people. Although their faces were as bright as purple at the moment, everyone gritted their teeth tightly and remained silent.
No one is willing to be ugly and become the laughing stock at this Mid-Autumn Festival banquet.
The wise and wise Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, His Majesty Li Shimin, raised his head to the sky, feeling that he had made some mistakes.
If I had known, I should have sent the imperial army to drive all these bastards out of the palace, which would have made me dare not say a word.
The generals grinned secretly, after all, Lao Cheng's words were so special that they attracted people's anger.
The gate of the Taiji Palace was already crowded with the noble disciples who loved to watch lively performances.
"You're still awesome." Li Zhen raised his thumbs towards Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chuliang and the two brothers with a sincere look on his face.
"Shut up, everyone, my dad is going to say something..." Yuchi Baolin quickly signaled everyone to be quiet.
Today is finally a good day for old Yuchi's family to feel proud and show off their talents.
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Cheng Yaojin nodded with satisfaction, it was indeed the most talented Saburo in his family who had created a unique connection.
So many days have passed, and no one has the shamelessness to jump out and say that they have matched this couplet.
"In that case, I wonder, brother Yuchi, what do you think about this couplet..."
Cheng Chubi touched his chin, feeling that it was not like he was watching the ancient famous generals show off their civil and military skills, but like he was performing cross talk in a small drama...
"Haha, in the eyes of some people, it's just a snap of the fingers to compare these couplets."
Yuchi Gong smiled heartily and waved his sleeves deliberately before speaking.
As soon as he said this, Li Shimin, who had just picked up the cup and wanted to drink, missed it and let the golden cup fall back on the table. His eyes almost turned into geometric shapes.
Li Yuankou looked at the proud Yuchi Gong with a sideways look, and couldn't help but pick his ears.
Li Chengqian almost sat down on the floor, rubbed his stiff belly, turned sideways, and did not dare to look over there anymore. He was really afraid that he would lose his manners in public.
The civil servants were all about to go crazy. They looked dumbfounded, as if they saw Yuchi Gong laughing wildly and reaching down to dig it out.
It was like taking out a milk baby that had just landed. No, it was even more terrifying than seeing Yu Chigong, a vulgar martial artist, give birth to a child.
A cheeky member of the Rushan Gang opposite stood up. Li, who had become the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty as a famous general, slapped the table and shouted loudly.
"Okay, I've heard for a long time that Brother Yuchi is hiding something secretly. Today we are all ears to see Brother Yuchi's talent, right? Everyone, everyone..."
"right……"
"good……"
"one comes……"
The other members of the Rushan Gang answered very feebly. Seeing how evil Cheng Yaojin was, he knew that those guys were too thin-skinned. Alas...
Fortunately, Yuchi Gong didn't care so much and smiled heartily while stroking his thick beard. "Forget it, let me let you know the talent of a certain family today."
"This first couplet is about smoke locking willows in a pond, and the tears of a pair of candles combing the mirror dust."
As soon as Yu Chigong finished speaking, Cheng Yaojin gave him a high-five and cheered loudly.
"Okay! As expected of Brother Yuchi, this Zhulei Comb Jingchen has all five elements, it's absolutely amazing..."
"Okay, great, Dad, you are so awesome!"
"Uncle Yuchi is very talented in literature, and my nephew is convinced."
"Uncle is so talented that I can't match him..."
In an instant, a group of martial arts disciples occupying the best position at the entrance of the palace started blowing wind, whistling, and chirping, making the noise even more lively than inside the palace.
Yuchi smiled respectfully, and then saluted the stunned Li Shimin over there.
"What does Your Majesty think of this second couplet from a certain family?"
Li Shimin stared blankly at Yu Chigong, his eyes swept over Cheng Yaojin, who was there, and the several generals of the Rushan Gang who were eager to try.
Then he glanced at Cheng Chubi, who was huddled aside furtively, pretending to be a doll.
Yuchi, Cheng, Qin, Niu, Li Ji, Li Keshi, plus Cheng Chubi, there are seven shameless people in total...
Forget it, just think that you are trying to uncover the mystery and see if Cheng Sanlang is really capable of making so many lies.
Li Shimin could only bite the bullet and continue acting with these rough men from the Confucian-clothed Gang.
"I didn't expect that Yuchiqing could actually have such abilities. It really makes me, well, I am impressed..."
As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Li Ji came out of the crowd, saluted Li Shimin, and said impatiently.
"Your Majesty, I also have a second couplet, and I would like to ask your Majesty to comment on it. My second couplet is Maple Burning Qiantang River..."
"The maple burns on the Qiantang River... This combination of the five elements is indeed rare." Li Shimin nodded with deep understanding.
"Your Majesty, I also have..." Qin Qiong saw Cheng Yaojin's frequent glances and reluctantly walked into the palace and bowed to the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
"I am dealing with Taoye Jinchengqing."
"..." The civil servants who had just been silenced for a long time by Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin's flirtatious words really changed their faces at this moment.
Not to mention whether the second couplet was created by these vulgar warriors themselves, but these few second couplets alone are really meaningful.
And all the five elements are complete, and there is no missing element. This ability...
Yu Shinan, who had wanted to speak just now, couldn't help but whisper to his colleagues beside him.
"I have been thinking hard these past few days, and I have gained a little bit, but compared with these couplets, it is really far behind."