Chapter 83 He can make your own daughter a boy paper!)
There were footsteps behind him, and Xiao Wu turned his head, his face turning green... Was he surrounded by the old Cheng family?
Cheng Chubi, the man who was rumored to be insane, was now rushing towards me with a branch in his hand and a murderous intent.
At this moment, I heard the childish loud voice of the sixth child of the Cheng family across the pond.
"My third brother said, what is it called? Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, with white hair floating on the green water, and red palms plucking green waves."
"Our brothers all have black hair and can't float. My grandma has white hair, so she can definitely float."
"???" Xiao Wu was immediately confused, and his beautiful bright eyes widened in confusion. What did that naughty kid say?
White-haired Mrs. Yang and Aunt Liu also looked confused. White hair floating in green water, what the hell is this?
"Cheng! Old! Six!" Cheng Chubi was about to explode with anger, and his white hair was floating in the green water.
This old lady, who obviously has an average physique and obviously lacks motor functions, must be able to float.
"Third brother..." Hearing the angry roar of the third brother, the three younger brothers instantly trembled and became frightened.
"You guys, just when I turned my head, you actually came here to get wild?!" Cheng Chubi strode forward.
I saw that pretty boy, well... why is this kid here?
But now is not the time to pay attention to these details. Cheng Chubi strode forward with a dark face and passed the young Xiao Wu with a dull face.
I rushed to the edge of the pond and looked at the three brothers who were huddled together in a cowardly manner, looking pitiful, with large areas of their clothes soaked.
It's really annoying and funny, but now is the time for you to educate them, and you must not let out your murderous intentions.
Cheng Chubi had a straight face and paused with the branch in his hand. "You guys, please apologize to this old lady."
"I'm sorry, madam. We were wrong. We apologize to you."
You can't afford to offend the angry third brother. The three younger brothers bowed to the white-haired Yang without hesitation.
"It's okay, the three little kids are quite lively and outspoken." The gray-haired Yang smiled tolerantly and nodded to Cheng Chubi.
"Thank you for your generosity, old lady. My three younger brothers, well, are too wild-tempered and have offended the old lady with their nonsense. I will definitely teach them well after I return home."
Cheng Chubi bowed his hands in ceremony somewhat embarrassedly.
At this time, Xiao Wu walked over quickly and angrily, and first glared at the three naughty children of the Cheng family.
Then he turned to the white-haired Mrs. Yang with a kind face and expressed concern. "Mother, are you okay?"
I saw this beautiful young man actually calling this old lady with flaked hair my mother.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but be stunned. He really didn't expect that this white-haired old lady would have such a young child.
Seeing the other mother and son getting together, Cheng Chubi happened to see the three naughty children out of the corner of his eye as they left the pond with great reverence and ran towards home.
"I'm really sorry. Brother Xiao Wu and the old lady, Cheng has to go after my three brothers. It's rude."
Cheng Chubi hurriedly saluted the old lady and Xiao Wu, and hurriedly chased them away.
"???" The white-haired Mrs. Yang and Aunt Liu both looked at Cheng Chubi, who turned around and ran away, in confusion, and then looked at Xiao Wu, who had a dark complexion.
"Well, it seems that my beautiful lady has dressed up as a man, and she is so handsome that people can't tell the difference between male and female." The white-haired Yang said lovingly as she hugged her beloved second daughter.
"That's unreasonable, Cheng Laosan..." Xiao Wu gritted his teeth. Who the hell is your brother? I'm a girl, no girl!
The white-haired Yang raised her head in surprise and saw that the tall and handsome young man had already chased the three children and ran away.
"Do you recognize it?"
Xiao Wu wrinkled his nose cutely and glanced at Cheng Chubi's back with a fierce gaze.
"Recognize, those three kids who are talking nonsense are the fourth, fifth, and sixth children of the Cheng family. The tall one with bad eyesight is the third child of the Cheng family."
Hearing this, Ms. Yang almost laughed out loud, but she knew her child's character and chuckled softly.
"I just remembered that last time those gangsters from the market came to make trouble, it was these kids from the Cheng family who came to deal with it."
"It seems that they must have provoked our charming girl, right?"
Xiao Wu snorted and raised his little mouth high enough to hold two oil bottles.
"Ignore them, mother, let me help you. Aunt Liu is recovering from her illness, don't be tired..."
The group of people continued to move towards home, but Yang couldn't help but muttered.
"I really didn't expect that Mr. Cheng, who is rumored to have lost all his memory and talks nonsense all the time, is actually a handsome young man with quite a lot of talent."
"???" Xiao Wu was immediately unhappy. Mom, you have to figure out a problem. He can arrange for your daughter to be a boy!
Gritting his teeth, he stared fiercely at the back of the third son of the Cheng family, hum, we'll see...
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"Sit down." Cheng Chubi stood with his hands behind his hands, looking at these three naughty little bastards with a livid face.
"Third brother, we made a mistake. We promise not to do it again next time." Cheng Laosi raised his hand and touched the red ear that was pulled by the third brother. He was very honest and candid.
The fifth and sixth elders are not much better. They all seem very honest at the moment, and their speed in admitting mistakes is top-notch. As for whether they will do it again, haha, that is necessary. They are typical examples of people who refuse to change after being taught.
If this was left in a nine-year compulsory education school, it would definitely be something parents would ask for every day.
It's a pity that this is not a school. Parents, well... well, it's hard to say. This bully parent can tear down the school when he gets angry.
"Third brother, didn't you say before that white hair can float in green water? Why can't that old lady do it?"
Cheng Chubi looked at the helpless Cheng Laoliu and sighed helplessly. "Look, you haven't studied enough and your knowledge reserve is insufficient."
"That's why you don't even understand this truth. Think about it, what is a goose? Who is that old lady?"
"Third brother, I understand. The goose has feathers and the old lady has hair. They are different." Cheng Laowu learned to answer quickly.
"Not only that, geese are birds, and their feathers themselves contain a lot of oil. Coupled with the light weight and bones of geese..."
Cheng Chubi began to patiently explain to his three younger brothers the essential difference between floating poultry and humans.
Of course, regarding birds and mammals, we have relatively professional knowledge about the distinction between phylum, order, family, genus and species.
It is not something that their narrow knowledge base can grasp. There is no need for Cheng Chubi to explain it to them in too much detail.
At the same moment, Li Ke was standing at the gate of the square, watching Li Min, the bodyguard who went to deliver a message to Cheng Chubi, striding towards the Cheng Mansion.
"Your Highness is really powerful, you can actually think of such a method." Guard Li Zhong said with a sincere expression on his face.
Li Ke smiled calmly and waved his big sleeves, appearing to be very carefree. "That's natural, but please don't spread this matter to anyone else, so as not to damage Gu's face."
"Don't worry, Your Highness, even if I beat the villain to death, I won't tell you anything." Li Zhong promised with a bold and loyal look on his face.
Of course, His Majesty asked about this, and as a loyal official of the Tang Dynasty, he must be loyal to His Majesty...