Chapter 909 Teach you to be a serious person with knowledge and ideals in minutes
Chapter 909: Teach you every minute to be a decent person with knowledge and ideals (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi stared blankly at the gourd Wang Yiling handed him, and looked at the golden elixir the size of broad beans poured out from the mouth of the gourd.
I weighed it with my hands and realized, oh, it's quite heavy. I just don't know whether it's more lead or mercury.
In terms of volume, this thing is definitely heavier than stone and is definitely a heavy metal aggregate.
Cheng Chubi looked at this thing with toothache, Nima, is this really edible?
Wang Yiling next to him was salivating as he told Cheng Chubi and Zhang Yiling what he saw and heard when he went to Yongning Temple.
"When Master Yongning gave me the medicine, he specifically told me that this was the best golden elixir he had refined in the past few years."
"Having reached the ultimate level of the Dragon-Tiger Combination Pill, we were so close to being destroyed by the heavenly catastrophe..."
Cheng Chubi burst into laughter, while Zhang Yiling also looked at Wang Yiling with a dark look on his face as he boasted more and more.
I always feel that this somewhat unorthodox Wang Yi Ling has been contaminated by the alchemist's nonsense.
Hearing the strange noise made by Cheng Chubi and the disgusted expression on the medical order's face, Wang Medical Ling, who still had two golden elixirs hidden in the pouch on his waist, was immediately unhappy.
"You two, don't believe it, I have heard the sound of thunder and calamity with my own ears."
"Thunder disaster?" Cheng Chubi looked at Wang Yiling with a straight face. Thinking about it carefully, the sky was clear from yesterday to today.
There is not a single cloud in the sky. It is late autumn and winter is about to begin. Where can thunder come from?
"I asked Wang Yiling, have you eaten or drank anything in Yongning Temple?"
Cheng Chubi looked at Wang Yiling suspiciously, a little worried that this guy might have been given some drugs that interfered with his brain nerves, causing him to have visual and auditory hallucinations.
"How is that possible? I arrived at Yongning Temple yesterday, and before I even had time to take a sip of water, my old friend told me that the elixir had been released."
"But because I haven't arrived yet, Master Yongning used formations to hold him down. When I arrived in the inner courtyard, I heard a sound like thunder."
"You can even see the green smoke..."
Cheng Chubi looked blankly at the eloquent and spitting Doctor Wang. He first heard the sound of thunder, and then saw the blue smoke.
Isn't this just like setting off firecrackers when I was a kid? Of course, if the lead is long enough, it's not impossible to see the smoke first and then hear the thunder.
Of course, the most exciting thing is the one with a plastic shell on the outside. After lighting it, stuff it into the cow dung, the power... tsk tsk...
It’s hard to say anything else about the beautiful Southwest, but the natural environment is really good, with clear mountains, clear waters, and rolling mountains.
In such a place, it is difficult to use agricultural machinery, so almost every household in every village has cattle. If there are more cattle, there will naturally be more manure.
What I most recall is that when I was young, cow dung was dotted all over the countryside, and I could blow up any pile I wanted.
Well, it's just a waste of clothes. Every time I go out and have fun, when I get home, my butt and balls are definitely as red as a monkey.
All the clothes were pulled aside and the adults took the tap water to wash them down.
At this time, the cries of naughty children come and go, as if a cheerful and warm Tahara pastoral song is playing.
Click! Now is not the time for warm memories, but for the real Yongning person.
Surprisingly, he even made gunpowder. The important thing is that this Yongning master actually knows how to use it flexibly.
Although he did not understand the use of gunpowder, he used gunpowder as a thunder disaster to deceive the feudal and superstitious people. This is not good.
Of course, this is also a good thing. If he hadn't been so monstrous, Cheng Chubi wouldn't have known that Datang already had an experienced driver who developed gunpowder.
You must pay a good visit to this real person in Yongning when you go back, regardless of whether you are a real person or not.
The old Cheng family’s good looks will teach you in minutes to be a decent person with knowledge and ideals.
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By the time Cheng Chubi came to his senses, Wang Yiling had already finished speaking.
At the end, he added a special sentence. "I asked a special question at that time..."
Having said this, Wang Yiling's voice became much lower. "Although Master Yongning himself didn't speak."
"But his disciples said that a few days ago, there was a psychic crane in their temple, which was fed by the golden elixir refined by their master himself.
That night, I withstood the thunderstorm and soared away..."
Cheng Chubi smacked his mouth. "How can the crane still jump if it doesn't fly?"
"..." Wang Yiling looked at Cheng Taishen with a dark look on his face. Could you please stop looking for trouble with your fucking words? It's so annoying.
After Cheng Chubi laughed, he patted his thigh and said, "It seems that it coincides with Cheng's idea..."
Zhang Yiling asked Cheng Chubi for the crane and the tortoise. Bah! Where are the turtles?
"The cranes are not easy to deal with. They don't even exist in the East Palace. There are only a few at your Majesty's house."
After hearing His Majesty's words, Wang Yiling and Zhang Yiling both raised their eyes and looked at Cheng Chubi with horrified expressions.
Wang Yiling was so frightened that he grabbed Cheng Chubi's sleeve and said excitedly.
"Forget about Cheng Taichang, please don't offend His Majesty..."
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid." Cheng Chubi glared at Wang Yiling unhappily.
You really think I'm a stick, don't you?
If you want to do it, just do something innocuous and not easy to attract attention, such as the square bamboo that Uncle Li likes, and Uncle Li will definitely not be willing to count that thing.
He quietly pulled out several roots and planted them in Duke Lu's mansion and his own county uncle's mansion, but he hadn't seen them for a long time and didn't know how they were growing.
Of course, when Cheng Chubi carried the square bamboo and left the palace gate, he did it in the name of using this royal square bamboo for medical research.
Forget about a few square bamboos, Uncle Li is such a stingy man, if he catches a crane and kills it.
Cheng Chubi believed that the old guy might have peeled off his skin. Even if he didn't, dozens of butt sticks would be inevitable.
"But I did get quite a few turtles. Now that I have this golden elixir, I can give it a try today."
Cheng Chubi threw the golden elixir, which was made entirely of heavy metals and sulfur, back into the gourd and shook it.
There was a dull sound inside, like the impact of marbles, and then he stood up and walked towards the public house where he met him.
Wang Yiling and Zhang Yiling both followed Cheng Chubi's footsteps.
Soon, the three of them arrived at Cheng Chubi's apartment and saw Deng Chengxin curiously teasing the two turtles with a piece of grass.
The two turtles looked at the grass with confused expressions, stretching their heads from time to time to take a bite, but they missed it.
Deng Chengxin saw Cheng Chubi and the two medical orders coming over and quickly stood up to pay respects.