Chapter 916 Your saliva almost dripped today, believe it or not
Chapter 916 Today you are almost drooling, believe it or not, I will deduct money from you? (Please subscribe and vote)
"Check your hands..." Cheng Chubi and Xue Wanjun exchanged glances and began to give instructions.
Xue Wanche felt it. A pair of cool, soft little hands fell on the back of his hand. In an instant, goosebumps appeared all over his body.
It was as if those were not a pair of small hands, but the devil's poisonous tongue, licking his skin, and Xue Wanche almost stopped breathing.
After a short time, the sweat was like a waterfall, and the breathing became very rapid.
Fortunately, from time to time, the conversation between his brother and Chu Bixian's nephew could be heard in his ears, which made Xue Wanche resist the urge to jump up and run away.
"Master, you don't have to be so tight..."
Liu Laobao, who was disguised as a female Huangguan, felt that the fat official's body was as stretched as a stone, so he couldn't help but speak.
Cheng Chubi's face immediately turned green and he glared fiercely.
Madam Liu was so frightened that she trembled and quickly changed her words. "He is a high-ranking official, but a poor man made a mistake."
Although Madam Liu said this, at this moment, her eyes were like hooks as she looked at the high-ranking official lying on the couch.
His body and muscles were as strong as steel, and Liu Laobao felt that it would be difficult for him to bite them with his teeth.
Such a strong body, such a majestic man, tsk tsk...
A man like this, look at his waist and legs, how strong he is, this is the type I like.
Those chaigu sticks or guys who are so fat that only fat is left on their bodies are not worthy of being called pure men.
Gently pinching the strong leg muscles with almost no excess fat, Madam Liu couldn't help but suck the saliva that almost dripped out.
"..." Cheng Chubi looked at the experienced female driver with a dark look on his face and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Although Madam Liu, who is very willing to help others for money, is very professional, her expression is not serious.
Fortunately, she lowered her head and made tofu for Xue Mengjiang, who closed his eyes nervously.
Otherwise, Cheng Chubi is really worried that there will be some violent incidents.
Seeing that Zhu Xiang's effort was no match, General Xue Meng gritted his teeth, closed his eyes with a ferocious face and was sweating profusely.
Cheng Chubi secretly called him a good man. He could endure the fear in his heart for so long, which showed the strong will of General Xue Meng.
Chu Bi didn't dare to delay any further without going through the process. He closed the notebook in his hand. "Thank you, Taoist priest, that's all."
When the hands that made him worse than death left his body, Xue Wanche slowly opened his eyes and slumped on the couch with an expression that made him worse than death.
I want to exert myself, but I don’t want to straighten my upper body and fall back again.
Seeing this scene, Cheng Chubi and Xue Wanjun were both shocked.
"Third brother, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Xue Wanche breathed in the cold air and pointed to his legs with difficulty.
"Second brother, my legs are cramped..."
"..."
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After lying there for almost a quarter of an hour, Xue Wanche finally regained his composure and was helped out by the two attendants who were called in.
Before going out, Xue Wanche couldn't help but said to Cheng Chubi.
"My dear nephew, can you give Xue some physical therapy by a man? I feel uncomfortable being pressed by her."
Before Cheng Chubi could speak, Xue Wanjun interrupted directly, stepped forward and patted his third brother on the shoulder.
"It's okay, Third Brother, just grit your teeth and hold on for a while, you'll get used to it."
"But……"
"It's no big deal. Why, do you really want to lift the knife?"
When he heard that he could not lift the knife, Xue Wanche could only mutter a few words angrily, and let two of his followers help him out of the yard.
Seeing his third brother being led out of the courtyard, Xue Wanjun turned around and saluted Cheng Chubi gratefully.
"My dear nephew, this is a good idea..."
"I don't dare. My nephew also hopes that this method will be effective and alleviate Uncle Xue's inner disgust and fear of women."
"That's easy to do. However, this desensitization therapy must be carried out every day and must not be stopped, lest Uncle San return to his old self."
"Don't worry, nephew. Don't worry, I will escort him here every day during these days."
Cheng Chubi stood outside the courtyard gate, smiling as he watched the Xue brothers walking away, and then turned his head.
Then he saw this female Huang Guan looking at herself with a flattering smile.
"Well, good job. Remember, you are not allowed to touch my elder. Why are you pinching his thigh?
You almost drooled today. If you do this again tomorrow, believe it or not, I will deduct your money?"
"Oh Mr. Li, look at what you said, I'm almost embarrassed... Well, I know, I will be careful to control myself tomorrow."
In the end, Madam Liu happily accepted today's reward and boarded the car happily.
At this time, Li Ke and Fang Jun jumped over, asking about the effect of the treatment.
After listening to Cheng Chubi vividly describe the process of treating Xue Wanche just now, the two of them clicked their tongues incessantly.
While he was talking, Cheng Chubi saw a servant of the Cheng family riding over.
"Sir, just now two doctors, Zhang and Wang from the Imperial Medical Office, came to visit. Uncle Fu said that you were out to do something. When asked what the matter was, they refused to tell them.
I just want to say, Master, if you are free, can you go there?"
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi was moved in his heart and nodded.
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Cheng Chubi once again led two unemployed vagrants and followed him to the Imperial Medical Office.
At this moment, Doctor Wang and Doctor Zhang looked at the two turtles placed next to the table.
A passage from the Tao Te Ching is written on the back of one, and a swastika is engraved on the other...
But at this time, the turtle, who was very close to Wang Yiling, was already stretching its limbs and head softly.
Zhang Yiling's one also maintained the same posture. Looking at this scene, Wang Yiling couldn't help but sigh deeply.
The two turtles had already sacrificed their precious lives after tasting the golden elixir.
Even if it is said that the golden elixir cannot make people become immortals, it can at least prolong life, how come it turns into a poisonous elixir?
"It's a pity these two spirit turtles..."
Zhang Yiling sighed with emotion, and couldn't help but glance at Wang Yiling again.
"Fortunately, Cheng Taichang didn't go to get the crane, otherwise..."
After hearing this, Wang Yiling couldn't help but blush, and wanted to defend himself, but the question was, what could he defend?
The two spirit turtles were already farting in front of them. It would have been fine if they could continue to jump around after taking the golden elixir, but they both died heroically.
At this moment, a burst of footsteps came from outside. When the two of them looked up, they saw Cheng Taichang, His Highness King Wu, and the Second Young Master Fang arriving hand in hand.
The two doctors, Zhang and Wang, stood up quickly to pay their respects.
Cheng Chubi returned the gift, turned around and saw the two unlucky turtles, and couldn't help but grin.