Chapter 931 Hehe, don't want your salary next year
Chapter 931 Haha... don’t even want your salary next year (please subscribe and vote)
More importantly, since it was Xue Wancheqing's family who was sick and needed to go there for treatment, he should go there.
Is it necessary for you three little kids to lead the way? After Li Shimin used the mental journey of people who have experienced it to figure out his ideas.
His eyes swept over these three young people again.
"What disease do you think Xue Wancheqing's family is suffering from?"
Li Ke quickly said, "Brother Chu Bi said that is called gynophobia."
"Gynophobia?" Li Shimin took a deep breath, and his whole body felt bad.
What a weird name for this girl’s disease?
"Cheng Sanlang, you'd better give me a clear explanation."
Hearing Li Shimin's brewing anger, Cheng Chubi naturally did not dare to neglect and explained quickly.
"Uncle must also know that General Xue San is now in his early thirties, but he has not yet gotten married. It is because he suffers from this weird disease."
"So he is very reluctant to approach the opposite sex, and even resents the opposite sex approaching him.
Not to mention, he doesn’t want to communicate with the opposite sex at all.”
"For this reason, General Xue introduced many marriages to him, but General Xue San rejected them all."
"General Xue came over to ask about my nephew a few days ago, and wanted my nephew to check General Xue San.
Let’s see if General Xue San has any hidden illness that makes him unwilling to have contact with women..."
Following Cheng Chubi's explanation, not only Zhao Kun and Li Shimin heard this story for the first time.
Even Li Ke and Fang Jun heard a lot of gossip about Xue Wanche that Brother Chu Bi had not revealed before.
Li Shimin's expression was no longer stiff and gloomy at this moment, after hearing such gossip about his powerful generals.
It almost made him laugh out loud. He had also thought about introducing a good marriage to Xue Wanche before.
As a result, Xue Wanche declined on the grounds that he had to work hard on the battlefield and had no time to take care of his marriage.
In General Xue Meng's mansion, except for a few old ladies in their fifties, there was no one of the opposite sex under the age of fifty.
What's more, General Xue San, who kills many people on the battlefield, is actually afraid of those weak women who can't help but be frail.
As long as he meets a strange woman, he will definitely hide and hide whenever he can.
"It is for this reason that my nephew came up with a method called desensitization treatment to solve General Xue San's illness."
Although Li Shimin was very excited when he heard this, and he didn't want to lose face all of a sudden, he still raised his doubts habitually.
"Could desensitization therapy have anything to do with shady places like brothels?"
When Cheng Chubi heard what Li Shimin said, he almost laughed out loud and said, "If you think it's unfair, why don't you order the closure of such illegal places?"
Of course, just think about it, confronting the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty with gongs and drums is not what a junior like him should do.
"Uncle, what you said is wrong. Since any thing exists, it must have its own value and reason for its existence."
"For example, a brothel may be an improper place in my uncle's eyes.
But in the eyes of some singles... well, singles, it is a treasure trove for them to learn and understand how to get along with the opposite sex."
After hearing Cheng Chubi's rebuttal, Li Shimin's face darkened again, and his tone was very unkind.
"Then the three of you will go there specifically to learn and understand, experience it firsthand, and then go back and teach Xue Wanche, right?"
"No, no, absolutely not, not after we went there.
Just looking for someone who is experienced and knows how to deal with men.
A woman who knows how to communicate with any kind of man..."
Cheng Chubi finally did not mention the term female driver this time.
"Then, ask this woman to give General Xue Wanche desensitization treatment."
"..." Li Shimin smacked his lips and looked at the serious Cheng Chubi in front of him. He always felt that this kid was talking nonsense.
Li Ke on the side saw his father's suspicious expression and eyes, and quickly interrupted.
"Father, I can testify that the woman that Brother Chu Bi went to Goulan to find was indeed specially treated for General Xue San."
Li Shimin stroked his long beard and said, "Let's just believe them for now. After all, if we go back and ask someone to check, we will know if they are lying."
"Let me put this matter aside for now until I ask Xue Qing's family. If you dare to talk nonsense, haha..."
Cheng Chubi quickly made a statement.
"Uncle, don't worry. How can such a down-to-earth nephew dare to talk nonsense about serious matters?"
"But uncle, please don't ask General Xue San directly. He himself doesn't know his illness."
"Okay, don't bother me with these nonsense little things."
Li Shimin waved his hand impatiently, and then looked at the three little dolls who had leaked themselves, and he laughed.
"I called you three here today, but it's actually not for this matter..."
"..." Cheng Chubi, Li Ke and Fang Jun looked at each other in confusion. What the hell does this mean?
Could it be that His Majesty summoned the three of you here for this reason, what else could it be for?
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Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh when he saw the helpless look of these three young people.
"Zhao Kun, bring over the spirit turtle that has taken the golden elixir that can prolong life and make people become immortals."
After a short while, a bright, hollow bronze turtle with a passage from the Tao Te Ching engraved on its back emerged.
Zhao Kun, who had a wicked smile on his face, picked him up and placed him on the floor in front of the desk.
Three young men, Cheng, Li and Fang, stared blankly at the familiar turtle.
"Why aren't you talking? Come on, tell me what's going on."
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi with a half-smile and asked.
"Uncle, this is a... turtle."
Cheng Chubi wiped the smelly sweat from his forehead and forced a smile.
It seems that it is indeed hot enough in the Manna Hall, otherwise how could I be sweating.
"I heard that this turtle was taken away by the servants of the old Cheng family on the grounds that the third son of Duke Lu was very curious about the spirit turtle."
"The spirit turtle that was mentioned by the former Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was taken away. However, within a few days, the turtle was sent back by Cheng Sanlang.
I also told the leader of the Xuandu Temple that the spirit turtle was in a state of tortoise breath due to taking the golden elixir. I am right what I said..."
When Cheng Chubi saw the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, whose smile became increasingly gloomy, his heart suddenly became alarmed.
He felt that he could still save something, or at least the wording could be gentler.
"Uncle, actually, my nephew can explain this matter clearly."
"Okay, just explain to me how the spirit turtle turned into a copper turtle.
If you explain it well, I will not only reward you with this bronze turtle, but also supplement your salary for half a year."
"If this can't be explained, haha... don't even want your salary next year."