Chapter 997 Newlyweds' Life Guide Volume 1? What the hell is this?
Chapter 997: Newlyweds’ Life Guide Volume 1? What the hell is this? (Please subscribe and vote)
Although he knew how to write every word this guy said.
But why after putting these words together, I don’t understand what they mean.
Unfortunately, this kid would often look at me after mumbling a few words.
As an elder, Xue Wanjun naturally could not give in. He could only put on a scheming look, and I nodded slightly with an expression that showed that I didn't understand anything.
Seeing Uncle Xue's expression, Cheng Chubi finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"So, my nephew has prepared a piece of treatment equipment for Uncle Xue."
Cheng Chubi stretched out his fingers to hook Li Ke, but Li Ke clutched the package in his hand tightly with a look of reluctance.
The picture album inside has been wrapped in oil paper, carefully wrapped several layers to avoid being seen as anything inappropriate.
Seeing Li Ke's appearance, Cheng Chubi knew that this guy might be regretting the loss of his collection again.
But the question is, now that we have reached this point, can we still let you take it back?
Cheng Chubi bulged his eyes, tugged hard, and finally got the package into his hands.
"This is..." Xue Wanjun looked at the package and could feel that it should be something like a book or account book.
Cheng Chubi slapped the package with his big palm, his expression serious as if he was delivering an unscrupulous express delivery.
And it’s very unfair for excellent courier employees to pretend not to know what’s inside.
"This is the equipment that Uncle Xue needs for the last step of his treatment."
"Oh? Then I want to take a look..." This aroused Xue Wanjun's strong curiosity, and he raised his hand to untie the knot on it.
"No, no, no! Uncle Xue, this thing is really not suitable for you."
Xue Wanjun looked at Cheng Chubi who suddenly became confused and confused.
He glanced sideways and looked to the side, seeing His Highness King Wu with a guilty smile on his face.
"What the hell is going on here? Nephew Chu Bi..."
Xue Wanjun slapped it with a big hand, always feeling that something was wrong.
"Look, look...Second Uncle Xue, first of all, think about who I am. I am your third brother's attending doctor."
"Do you think that with the good doctor-patient relationship I have with Sanshu Xue, I can still harm him?"
Seeing the eloquent Cheng Chubi in front of him, Xue Wanjun was speechless, but he felt that something was wrong here.
"I really can't look at the things in here."
"Actually, you can watch it, but not now. Now that you have watched it, I will not guarantee the consequences, my nephew."
Cheng Chubi withdrew his hand that stopped Xue Wanjun with an angry look on his face, patted his butt and stood up.
"You can watch it if you like. Anyway, regarding Uncle Xue, I have done my last bit of strength..."
Seeing that this boy was so angry, Xue Wanjun quickly stopped him with a smile.
"Why do you have such a bad temper, kid? I'm just kidding you, right?"
Seeing that the old driver finally gave up his idea of making progress while retreating, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
After Xue Wanjun personally sent Cheng Chubi and Li Ke out of the mansion, he quickly sent someone to find out whether his third brother was in the mansion or the princess's mansion.
Then, he put the package in his pocket, and then he galloped away, thinking that he was his brother.
I hope that just like what Cheng Chubi said, this weird book can be helpful to my third brother.
But the question is, why does this book have to be opened before the third brother goes to bed?
Xue Wanjun racked his brains and couldn't figure it out, but he was too lazy to think about it any more. After the third child opened it, he would go back and ask the boy if it would be clearer.
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Time passed bit by bit, and finally it was night again.
Princess Danyang sat in front of the couch again, the makeup on her face had been removed, and the maid quietly retreated outside the room.
The eldest princess of Danyang of the Tang Dynasty was quite troubled in her heart.
Maybe yesterday, my husband was exhausted from the hassle of marriage.
Otherwise, how could you not be tempted by such a charming, green and tender beauty like me?
Yes, that must be the case...
Princess Danyang worked hard to cheer herself up in her heart, while quietly waiting for her husband to arrive.
At the same moment, after washing up and about to go to the dormitory, Xue Wanche, the fierce brother, suddenly thought of the package that his second brother Xue Wanjun had given him.
It is said that there is a special medicine to eradicate the root cause of my disease, and it cannot be seen early or late.
It's best to watch it before you go to bed.
Xue Wanche picked up the package, thought about it, and decided to follow his second brother's instructions and carry the package to the dormitory.
Princess Danyang, who had been hypnotizing herself nervously for a long time in the dormitory, finally saw the tall and stalwart man appearing outside the door.
After both of them bowed politely to each other, they sat down as if they didn't know what to say.
Then, Princess Danyang, who had nothing to say, fell on the package in his hand.
"Husband, what did you bring here?"
No matter how stupid Xue Wanche was, he would never tell his newlywed wife that he was sick, so he could only say haha.
"Oh, this is a gift from my second brother. I don't know what it is yet..."
"My second brother said that this thing can only be opened before going to bed, so I brought it over."
After hearing this, Danyang, who was full of curiosity, blinked his watery eyes and looked at his husband without saying anything with an expectant look on his face.
But the meaning was very clear. Looking at those watery eyes, Xue Wanche touched his nose.
He really didn't know how to refuse. Since he couldn't refuse, he naturally just watched it together...
The couple sat on the edge of the couch, and then Xue Wanche untied the package.
The oil paper was exposed. After Xue Wanche tore open the oil paper in the outermost room, there was actually another layer inside. After tearing it off again, the booklet inside was revealed.
"Newlyweds' Life Guide Volume 1?" Princess Danyang and Xue Wanche read out this weird title at the same time. What the hell is this?
Princess Danyang finally couldn't bear her strong curiosity, reached out and took it from Xue Wanche's hand and opened it.
Then I saw the first page inside which said, when heaven and earth were first divided, men were yang and women were yin. When they were married, yin and yang complemented each other...
Both husband and wife looked at the seemingly crazy words above in confusion.
Xue Wanche continued to read in a low voice.
"Everyone hopes that their married life can be happy and joyful. This book scientifically discusses the nightlife in married life and helps those pure unmarried men and women to mature?"
After reading this, Xue Wanche's expression was still full of confusion, while Princess Danyang continued to look down.
After a short while, Princess Danyang's pretty face began to turn as bright as a red rose...