"Li Chengqian, a dignified prince, insults the teacher in class."
"How can such an image be worthy of me making you my lord? How can I trust you and leave the world in your hands?"
In the Ganlu Hall, Li Shimin was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
Especially looking at that guy's innocent look, I really want to kick all his teeth out.
Facing Lao Tzu's rage, Li Chengqian, who was only eight years old, showed a naive smile.
"In that case, my father might as well make Qingque the crown prince."
"Anyway, I have a lot of abilities. It doesn't matter if I am the crown prince or not..."
Hearing this, Li Shimin's beard was so angry.
Think about how much hardship you endured in order to seize the throne? How many crimes did you suffer?
This guy is so hopeless and heartless.
It was in vain that I tried my best to plan for him.
Especially Li Chengqian's mean look made him doubt his life.
Is this special girl really her own son?
If I hadn't seen him born and raised him.
Li Shimin had to shed blood to recognize his relatives.
But how did he know that the Li Chengqian in front of him was still the prince of the Tang Dynasty despite his physical body.
But the soul has already become a guy from the 21st century.
Even he himself did not expect that after he died suddenly while working on the design drawings, he would turn into a little guy no taller than a broomstick.
Perhaps to compensate for his height, God gave him a trick.
Counterattack on the life system...
According to the system, you can get points as long as you can make people angry.
Anger points can be redeemed for prizes and draws in the system store.
Li Chengqian didn't want to be like that guy in history, who suffered a three-hit combo of being crippled, demoted, and tragically killed.
Since I can choose again, of course I will be happy with gold and silver as my pillow and a group of wives and concubines in my arms.
As for the prince and so on, go ahead and eat your shit...
{Received anger value 42 from Li Shimin...}
Just when Li Chengqian was looking up at the sky at that 45-degree angle.
The system prompt sounded suddenly.
Li Chengqian looked up and saw Li Shimin's face as black as the bottom of a pot.
This scene was so frightening that he sat down on the ground.
"Father...Father, you...when did you come here..."
"It's up to you?"
"Since when has it become your decision in this world?"
Li Shimin pointed at Li Chengqian and asked: "You say all day long that you have other abilities. Today I will ask you, what exactly is this ability?"
"If you can't speak out, then you're just waiting to be punished..."
Hearing this, Li Chengqian swallowed his saliva, and then said with a naive smile: "Of course it's business."
As a time traveler, it is not easy for him to make money in this era.
"Actually, the kid has already thought of one hundred and eight ways to make a fortune."
"Once the plan is implemented, it will definitely become bigger and stronger and become the richest man in the world."
Trapped in a crooked situation, Li Chengqian was out of control.
He raised his head and looked at Li Shimin with excitement: "At that time, all the wealth in the world will be in my hands, with gold and silver as my head, and a group of wives and concubines in my arms."
{Received anger value 199 from Li Shimin...}
Before he finished speaking, the system beep sounded again.
It's just that this value is a bit scary...
Li Chengqian looked up tremblingly.
At this moment, Li Shimin's expression was almost the same as that of a purple eggplant.
"Li Laoer, what do you want to do? I tell you that a gentleman should never speak..."
Li Chengqian hurriedly said the next sentence and ran out.
But at the age of eight, he was worse than a little chicken in Li Shimin's eyes.
Li Shimin stepped on Li Chengqian's waist and waved a three-foot long board.
"Did you call me Li Laoer?"
"ah……"
"All the wealth belongs to you?"
"ah……"
"Having gold and silver on your head? Holding a group of wives and concubines in your arms?"
"ah……"
Li Shimin now just wants to let this guy know what the "dear love" from his old father is.
…
Li Shimin lifted a three-foot long board upside down and pointed it directly at Li Chengqian who was hiding behind the pillars.
"Tell me, do you want a group of wives and concubines? Do you want gold and silver?"
As his son Li Shimin.
It’s okay if you don’t think about helping the world and bringing peace to the people.
What nonsense are you thinking about in your head?
And how old is this guy?
At the age of eight, you know that gold and silver treasures are embraced by a group of wives and concubines?
Who the hell taught this?
Li Chengqian covered his butt and looked aggrieved: "What's wrong with me? I just don't want to be the crown prince. Am I wrong?"
"As long as you don't let me be the crown prince, you can do anything you want me to do, even if you ask me to pour night fragrance and clean toilets, I will be willing to do so."
Would you rather pour night fragrance and clean toilets than be the heir apparent?
This sentence really made Li Shimin angry.
Is his status as the ruler of the world so unattractive to him?
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Li Shimin couldn't bear to beat him.
He waved his hands randomly and said: "Stop cowering there and get out of here."
"Really let me go?"
Li Chengqian was deeply suspicious of this.
What if he cheated me out and beat me up again?
"If I want to hit you, I have ten thousand ways!"
After hearing this, Li Chengqian glanced at Li Shimin and then walked out from behind the pillars.
He covered his buttocks and said with a proud look on his face: "Stubborn old guy, he is obviously your son, but who will inherit the throne is different?"
{Received anger value 99 from Li Shimin...}
The moment he heard the system prompt, Li Chengqian ran away.
Seeing him running away, Li Shimin felt a little regretful.
It seems that I am still too gentle. I should reward him with dozens more slaps and let him experience the unforgettable father's love.
Li Shimin didn't know how much endurance it took to restrain the urge to grab this kid back and beat him up.
After the figure completely disappeared, Li Shimin said to the door: "Eunuch Zhou, why did Qian'er scold Master Li in the palace today?"
After saying this, an old eunuch wearing ordinary palace clothes walked in from outside.
"Your Majesty, the cause of the matter is that today, when Master Li was having a class with the eldest prince, he talked about the Tang Dynasty and the Northern Desert."
"Master Li said that now we have formed an alliance with Bei Mo. If we use swords and weapons, we will trap the Tang Dynasty in an unkind and unjust way. If we use swords and weapons, the people of the world will despise the imperial court."
Hearing this, Li Shimin narrowed his eyes and turned to look at Eunuch Zhou: "What did Qian'er say?"
"The eldest prince said..."
Eunuch Zhou looked troubled.
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows: "I forgive your innocence, not to mention I also want to hear what this traitor has to say."
"After Master Li finished speaking, the eldest prince said, fart..."
Eunuch Zhou raised his head and glanced at Li Shimin: "How can we care about barbarians who wear hair like hair and drink blood?"
"Besides, if the wolves are not exterminated, they will one day bring disaster to the Central Plains."
"Then, His Highness had a quarrel with Master Li..."
"interesting."
Li Shimin chuckled: "What's the end?"
"Finally, the eldest prince composed an impromptu poem."
"oh?"
"He can also compose poetry?"
"yes."
"Read it and listen."
With Li Shimin's permission, Eunuch Zhou cleared his throat and chanted: "The Qin Dynasty is bright and the Han Dynasty is close, and the people who have marched thousands of miles have not returned. But the flying generals of Dragon City are here, and Hu Ma will not be taught to cross the Yin Mountains..."