Chapter 16: Do I need you to teach me these things?
"Sister, have a cup of tea, it's warm."
"Sister, eat an orange, it's very sweet."
"Sister, this sweet-scented osmanthus cake is delicious, come and try it..."
Li Chengqian served Li Tingxue tea, water and peeled oranges, running back and forth to serve him, more like a servant than a servant.
Let me ask you, who in the entire Tang Empire would dare to do this?
I'm afraid Li Tingxue is the only one who dares to do this.
And it also allows Li Chengqian to serve him willingly.
Li Chengqian had a naive smile on his face, and while passing an orange to Li Tingxue's mouth, he smiled and said: "Sister, why did you think of coming to the spring hunt today?"
"Come whenever you want."
Li Tingxue looked indifferent, biting the orange handed over by Li Chengqian in her mouth, and glanced at him: "What, do you have any objections?" .??.
"How dare I."
"It's not too late for me to be happy that my sister can come."
Li Chengqian threw the last orange segment into his mouth, stretched out his fist and beat Li Tingxue on the shoulder.
Li Tingxue turned around and pinched Li Chengqian's cheeks: "Sister, I just like how sensible you are."
Li Chengqian was filled with sadness, but he couldn't express it.
My sister is good at everything. She is as beautiful as a demon, and has a figure as graceful as a fairy. She always brings delicious food and drinks to her.
I just like to push myself too much.
As long as I see her, no matter how well I tie my hair today, I will still look like a chicken coop.
Whenever I see her, no matter how neat my clothes are today, they will become messy.
As soon as he sees her, whether he wants it or not, he will first be pressed into the breast that is enough to drown someone.
Although sometimes, Li Chengqian still likes the feeling of having a sister who protects and pampers him.
But I really couldn't stand it, her actions...
So much so that Li Chengqian wanted to run as far as he could when he saw Li Tingxue's evil smile.
But he, who is only eight years old this year, has never escaped from his sister's hands and is always captured.
Looking straight at Li Chengqian, Li Tingxue suddenly burst into laughter. : "Just this face, I don't know how many good girls will be harmed in the future."
"sister……"
Li Chengqian looked shy and said with little sincerity: "I'm only eight years old, how could you know that I want to harm the girl..."
"I don't know you yet?"
Li Tingxue raised her head and looked in the direction of the hunting ground with drunken eyes. She didn't know who she was looking at, let alone what she was thinking.
And Li Chengqian just stood beside his sister, looking at the mountains in front of him.
After the spring hunting was over, three days later, Li Shimin discussed at court to choose a teacher for Li Chengqian.
After hearing what Li Shimin said, many people put forward the same opinions as Changsun Wuji, and they all said that Li Gang was the most suitable.
Obviously, these people want to pass the blame.
After all, even someone like Li Gang, who served as a tutor to the princes of two dynasties, resigned after serving as teacher Li Chengqian for only three days.
Can they teach it well?
After Li Gang resigned, in the subjective impression of these people, Li Chengqian was a stubborn guy.
Li Shimin took a deep breath, calmed down, and after reciting "Don't Be Angry" several times, he said, "Is it possible that our Datang has no talents? Is it possible that the only person in our Datang who can serve as the prince's teacher is Li Gang?"
He was really angry.
The people in front of me were so conceited and talented that they didn't even dare to teach their children.
This is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Seeing that no one spoke, Li Shimin shook his head and looked into the crowd: "Du Ruhui?"
When his name was called, Du Ruhui had a bitter look on his face and said: "I am here..."
"I ask you, can you be the First Prince's teacher?"
"My lord, I can't."
Du Ruhui bowed to the end.
Li Shimin's face darkened a bit, and he looked at Wei Zheng aside: "Wei Aiqing, where are you?"
Wei Zheng came out and cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, I have few talents and little knowledge.
You are not worthy to be the teacher of the eldest prince."
This is a bit straightforward to say.
If Wei Zheng is a man of limited talent and knowledge, are there any knowledgeable people in the world?
Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, if no one is willing to take the initiative, then I, Old Cheng, am willing to teach the eldest prince."
Lao Cheng?
Li Shimin's face turned completely dark.
Among the three gangsters in the early Tang Dynasty, Lao Cheng was the most shameless.
What if Li Chengqian had learned from him that personality like a hob?
As an old man, wouldn’t he be pissed off to death?
Li Shimin rolled his eyes: "Don't joke, Duke Lu. We are talking about serious business now."
"hey-hey."
Cheng Yaojin chuckled: "Old Cheng, I'm not kidding, I'm serious."
Seriously, damn it.
Li Shimin simply ignored him and glanced back and forth among the crowd.
Cheng Yaojin felt bored and stood back in the crowd angrily.
At this time, Fang Xuanling lowered her head and hid in the crowd.
Looking at that timid look, the words "Don't call me" were just written on his face.
But the more he behaves like this, the more eye-catching he becomes.
After Li Shimin glanced around, he set his sights on Fang Xuanling.
Seeing this coward's appearance, Li Shimin secretly laughed in his heart, but with a majestic expression on his face he said: "Fang Xuanling!"
It's over.
Isn’t this a bad dish?
Fang Xuanling walked out of the crowd like a martyr who died generously: "I am here."
"You don't have to shirk it. I will order you to teach the eldest prince."
have to.
Just now I was asking for my opinion.
When it comes to me, it becomes an order.
Fang Xuanling felt helpless, but as a minister, he had to obey the emperor's orders, so he had no choice but to bow and say: "I obey, my minister."
The expressions on the faces of the people around me were very wonderful.
It's like holding in shit. If Li Chengqian were here, he would definitely say something.
"The number one scapegoat in the Tang Dynasty is indeed Lao Fang."
…
Starting from this day, Fang Xuanling went to court for three days and taught Li Chengqian in the Zhongshan Palace for three days.
Li Chengqian's good days also came to an end with the arrival of Fang Xuanling.
Fang Xuanling is a smart guy who can even rectify the administration of officials. It is not easy to sanction Li Chengqian.
Moreover, Fang Xuanling was not like Li Gang, who would only complain if he was angry.
As long as he performs poorly, Fang Xuanling will definitely go to Li Shimin to complain.
And Li Shimin has been thinking about his butt for a long time, so he will definitely not miss this opportunity to spank himself.
Li Chengqian was also helpless.
Who allowed me to have such a wonderful dad?
Two days later, Fang Xuanling officially gave Li Chengqian his first lesson.
"Your Highness, starting today, I will come to teach."
"Okay, okay."
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "Just tell me what you want me to carry and what you want me to see."
"In that case, you're welcome."
Fang Xuanling raised his head and said: "Today, the books that Your Highness has to memorize include the Three Character Classic, Mencius, The Analects of Confucius, Doctrine of the Mean, Great Learning, Book of Songs, Shangshu, Book of Rites, Zhouyi, Spring and Autumn..."
Just saying the title of the book made Li Chengqian feel a little sleepy.
Should I teach you these things?
In his previous life, Li Chengqian went to college and got 590 points in the college entrance examination.
For him, these things have long been imprinted deep in his soul.
After all, even if our children from Greater China have no merits, endorsements will always be their strong points.
Seeing that Li Chengqian was drowsy, Fang Xuanling frowned and said, "Your Highness? Aren't these books enough?"
"Of course it's not enough."
Li Chengqian pointed to the books and said, "Mr. Fang, please teach me something I haven't learned before. I will memorize all the books in your hand."