Xu Xin turned her head suddenly, her beautiful eyes widened, and she looked at Ye Qiu with murderous intent.
If looks could kill, Ye Qiu has been pressed to the ground and rubbed a hundred times!
Ye Qiu on the side did not speak. He suddenly felt that he had been tricked by Xu Xiuying and wanted to sneak away secretly.
When Xu Xin saw him running away, she screamed: "Asshole, don't run away!"
Ye Qiu stopped and smiled bitterly: "Director Xu, this is none of my business."
Xu Xin's face turned red angrily, and she said angrily: "Why is it none of your business? If you had told me earlier, would I have eaten it?"
Ye Qiu said seriously: "That's because Xu Zhishu didn't tell you."
Of course Xu Xin knew, but she was just angry with Ye Qiu.
At this time, I felt that it was getting hotter and hotter, and my pretty face was as red as an apple. I couldn't help but get angry: "I don't care, I'm like this now, you have to be responsible!"
Do you want me to be responsible?
Although I don't mind.
Ye Qiu looked a little strange, swallowed his saliva and said, "Director Xu, do you really want me to be responsible?"
Xu Xin said angrily: "Nonsense, if you make me look like this, who will be responsible if you are not responsible?"
Ye Qiu said shyly: "Isn't this not good?"
Xu Xin gritted her teeth: "What's not good? Please solve it for me immediately! Take responsibility for me right away, right where you are!"
Ye Qiu said embarrassedly: "It's really not good. Secretary Xu is still there. How about we go to the next room?"
Xu Xin was stunned: "Why are you going to the next room?"
Ye Qiu said shyly: "In broad daylight... doesn't Director Xu feel shy?"
"Well……"
Xu Xin realized that she had said something wrong, and her face was a little shy. She was not that aware, and she didn't wait for her to speak.
Xu Xiuying stood up and said immediately: "No! This is absolutely not possible. It will simply ruin the atmosphere of our village committee!"
Ye Qiu looked disgusted.
Xu Xin wanted to cry a little: "Then what should I do? Sister Xiuying, this is also your fault, you must also be responsible."
Am I responsible too?
How am I responsible?
Xu Xiuying's face turned red, could she help her? But she was not gay, so she said, "How about you take responsibility for this?"
Xu Xin gritted her teeth, not wanting to lose her temper with Xu Xiuying, and then looked at Ye Qiu with eyes that were almost on fire, but she didn't know whether it was anger, lust, or both.
Ye Qiu felt a little guilty and said: "Actually, this medicinal diet only nourishes the kidneys. Just bear with it and it will be fine. It will be fine. The worst is that you will break out in a sweat."
Xu Xin suddenly whispered: "But I can't bear it anymore!"
Ye Qiu thought for a moment and said, "Come on!"
Xu Xin really wanted to strangle Ye Qiu to death.
…
Feng Jingming is a counselor at Tianguang University. He is 27 years old and has just graduated from graduate school. He has no girlfriend. When he graduated, he chose to stay in school and became a counselor. The salary is not high, but the advantage is that the school provides accommodation.
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This afternoon, he was browsing Weibo boredly.
In fact, school life is quite boring, especially for someone like him who has been in college for seven or eight years. If he has fun every day, he can kill the day.
For example, take the recent bet between Yushan Restaurant and Xiao Canteen.
Feng Jingming thought of this and clicked on Yushan Catering's Weibo to see if there was any new news, but to his disappointment, there was none.
"But I'll look better the day after tomorrow, and I'll still be in school."
Feng Jingming was a little interested. He had eaten at the canteen of Yushan Catering and it tasted good. However, he had not tasted the medicinal food yesterday. He had never believed in traditional Chinese medicine, so he made up his mind not to go there the day after tomorrow. 7
Eat in the canteen.
At this moment, he casually scrolled through it and suddenly found that Yushan Catering had updated a Weibo post, which made him a little excited.
"Um, video?"
Feng Jingming was a little surprised why he suddenly posted the video, but when he saw the title, his breathing became a little heavier, and his body also reacted a little -
"Shocked! A man and two women actually had sex in broad daylight!"
Holy shit!
Yushan Restaurant is too bold to post such a video.
Feng Jingming swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a great power surged in his body. He opened his fingers involuntarily, and then he was looking forward to the next scene.
He had heard before that some Weibo bloggers often drove when they disagreed with each other, but he had never encountered one before. Now he finally met one.
The video is turned on.
Started playing.
The screen first went black for a few seconds.
Then a snapping sound came over, and Feng Jingming was shocked. He couldn't help but breathe faster, and he sat upright slightly. This car was so fast!
next moment.
As the scene turned, three dogs suddenly appeared, a white dog, a hound, and a puppy similar to a poodle. They were doing heart-shaking things over there, working to reproduce the dog race.
Feng Jingming vomited blood.
Damn it, this car overturned!
Feng Jingming looked at it for a few times, a little dumbfounded. Damn it, this is just a headline. Fortunately, he clicked on it to watch it. He watched it for a while and was about to turn off the video. Suddenly, a voiceover began to be inserted into the video, and
It's electronic sound.
"If I have a dog that doesn't go into heat, I want a dog!"
“Don’t lose the dog and don’t waste it by giving it away!”
“The world’s dog food is rising rapidly!”
"Gou Ke Litter, Gou Ke Litter, one bag can hold ten bags!"
…
"To raise a dog, you must have a dog!"
"I want to take it home to my mother."
"Gou Ke La, you no longer have to worry about not having a dog to masturbate with!"
"Where there are no dogs, we will support them with a truck full of dogs!"
When it was almost over, the electronic voice said one after another: "Are you still worried that the dog will fall in love with a different kind of dog? Don't worry, with Yushan Catering and Medicinal Diet, you can eat it
One portion is worth ten, and dogs will no longer be afraid of crossbreeding!"
The video screen changes.
It cut to the time when the three dogs were eating the medicated diet. The camera also showed a close-up of the medicated diet. The Chinese medicine inside was clearly visible. Then the process started not long after the three dogs ate the medicated diet.
The corners of Feng Jingming's mouth twitched, why did he suddenly become so weird? Then he burst out laughing, holy shit, this video is amazing.
He looked at the time again. Damn it, it was actually 3 hours!
Feng Jingming couldn't help but drag the video to the end, but the "male dog" was still working tirelessly.
"Holy crap, is this medicinal diet so powerful?"
Feng Jingming couldn't help but bark. Generally speaking, dogs only take 10-30 minutes to mate, but this dog actually took that long!
This medicinal diet is awesome!
He directly forwarded it.
Feng Jingming is a counselor and has added a lot of students on Weibo, and because they are close in age, they are all easy to talk to.
Soon after, students left messages on their Weibo:
"Teacher Feng, what is this, hahaha, dog?"
“I rely on clickbait!”
"This video is poisonous, I forwarded it!"
Many students watched the video and laughed so hard that they forwarded it one after another.