In a nursery, a group of people surrounded a cage, all of them with dull eyes and dumbfounded mouths.
At this time, in the cage, the two koalas, known as lazy gods, were working diligently to reproduce their offspring without any fuss.
After a long time, the director pushed up his glasses and asked, "How long has this been going on?"
"It's been an hour, right?" someone said.
"You won't die after all that is done in the end, right?"
"Why don't you pull them apart?"
The zoo staff tried to pull the two koalas apart, but the two koalas scratched and bit them and refused to let anyone get close to them.
The principal was a little dumbfounded: "What's going on? Aren't the second babies usually unwilling?"
Ping Lan explained the matter and pointed at Ma Xiaoxiao.
Everyone looked at Ma Xiaoxiao.
The principal said: "Xiaoxiao, please tell me about this."
Ma Xiaoxiao was a little nervous, so she said: "I saw a video on the Internet, saying that the medicinal diet can replenish the kidneys, and I saw that... dogs, that took three hours, so I wanted to try it to see if it would be useful for koalas."
The director looked serious and said: "This kind of thing is forbidden in the future!"
Ma Xiaoxiao turned pale and nodded.
The director added: "But being able to get these two lazy guys to mate is considered meritorious. I could have given you a bonus of 4,000, but now half of it, 2,000, will be deducted."
Ma Xiaoxiao nodded quickly and looked happy.
The director came over with the insulated box and looked at it again: "Is this the medicinal diet?"
"Yes, I just soaked eucalyptus leaves and fed them to the koalas," Ma Xiaoxiao said.
The director hesitated for a moment, then took some with his chopsticks and tasted it. His eyes lit up and he said, "This medicinal food tastes good. Where can I buy it?"
Ma Xiaoxiao said: "It's the canteen contracted by Yushan Catering."
The director usually doesn't pay much attention to the news on the Internet, but he didn't know about Yushan Catering. After asking about it, he secretly made a note of kidney replenishment. He is over fifty years old, and he has been a little unable to do this recently, but his wife is just right.
At an age like a wolf and a tiger, there is no way to explain.
Ping Lan said: "Director, do you think we will introduce this medicinal diet in the future? If it is also effective for other animals, it can greatly increase the reproduction rate of the animals."
The director nodded: "We can try it on carnivores first."
Ping Lan pointed to the thermal box: "What about this one?"
The director's expression remained unchanged and he said, "I'll send it to my friend for testing first."
Holy shit, the effect of this medicinal diet is so powerful!
In his heart, the director was not ready to give away the medicinal meal, because he felt that his empty body seemed to be replenished, and it made him feel slightly warm, making him want to go home to find his wife.
What would happen if I took all this medicinal food?
"Hurry up and try it. My old waist has been hurting for several days."
Of course, on the surface, the director looked calm, said hello a few times and left.
No one else had any objections, but it was so strange to see these two koalas actively mating today that they all took videos and posted them online.
Ma Xiaoxiao took a video and made an animated picture, and then posted it together with the animated picture of a koala that requires manual mating. The sharp contrast between the left and right sides is very funny.
She also added words on it: before taking the medicated diet, and after taking the medicated diet.
After sending the message, Ma Xiaoxiao told the team leader and left after get off work.
And that Weibo post quickly became popular on the Internet.
"Haha, those two koalas are so lazy that they need the help of a beautiful administrator to mate."
"I've seen this picture before, but it still makes me laugh to death when I see it again."
"No, the point is the second animated picture. Oh my God, what did I see?"
"Did I read that correctly?"
"I'm sure I saw it right. These ferocious koalas that look like little steel cannons are really the two on the left?"
"I'm blind. How can the koala, known as the lazy god, be so passionate?"
Netizens were immediately made to laugh by these two animated pictures. The contrast was too strong. One side was asking for help from the administrator, while the other side was proactive and passionate.
"The blogger also said the reason."
"After taking the medicated food, why did these two think like this?"
"What medicinal food?"
"As you can see from the blogger @, it's the medicinal diet of Yushan Catering!"
"Is it true?"
"I thought those three dogs happened to be in estrus, and it was not the reason for the medicated diet. Could it be that the medicated diet can really nourish the kidneys?"
Someone who has eaten the medicated diet of Yushan Catering said: "I went to eat the medicated diet upstairs, and it was really nourishing! And it tasted great!"
"If it's true, I have to try it!"
"666, I decided to give it a try!"
Because the picture of a koala mating requiring help from an administrator was so popular before, this Weibo post quickly became popular.
Even Ma Xiaoxiao didn't expect that in one night, her Weibo post would receive tens of thousands of comments, and it would go directly to the list.
When Ye Qiu saw this Weibo post, he also laughed. He didn't expect that someone would give medicinal food to koalas, and then directly posted on Weibo:
@Tianguang Zoo Ma Xiaoxiao, thank you Ms. Ma for your support, but we really didn’t expect it to be effective on koalas. We don’t know if it will have the same effect on other animals, such as turtles, snakes, and goldfish.
This Weibo also hinted to netizens that they can try other animals.
"What the blogger said makes sense. My tortoise lacks interest during the estrus period. I don't know what's wrong with it. Maybe I can give it a try."
"My golden retriever often has promiscuous sex with other types of dogs and is not interested in male dogs that are also golden retrievers. It really pisses me off! I will give it a try this time. I can't let it mess around anymore. I want to be pure
A little golden retriever!"
The style of comments left by netizens quickly became strange, with each saying they wanted to give it a try to their pets.
"Poor little animals, don't blame me."
Ye Qiu read some messages and put away his phone. He didn't know how many people would come over tomorrow, then he lay down and went to sleep.
During the evening, the koala incident was still slowly brewing.
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The next morning.
Ye Qiu got up right away at 5 o'clock. At this time, breakfast was already being prepared in the cafeteria.
He did not wake Xu Xiuying and Xu Xin, and drove to Tianguang University alone.
Zhang Qingqing was also busy in the cafeteria early in the morning. When she saw Ye Qiu, she said hello: "Boss."
Ye Qiu looked at the busy employees: "Are you nervous?"
"A bit." Zhang Qingqing smiled.
Ye Qiu said: "There's no point in being nervous, just try your best to be prepared."
Zhang Qingqing nodded.
There's nothing much to say about the breakfast. There aren't many, and the breakfast price isn't too high. Plus today is Sunday, and the turnover in the morning is very low, only two or three thousand.