After Long Yiyi finished speaking, she immediately raised her head and looked at Tang Feng with a provocative face. Even Xiao Ruyin also turned to look at him. The two women were undoubtedly waiting for Tang Feng to give a reasonable explanation.
Tang Feng naturally couldn't explain it. All smart men know that the more you explain something like this, the more unclear it becomes. He shook his head and said with a smile: "Look at how you said it, even I almost believed it."
, if you don’t become a detective, it would be a pity to be a small film police officer.”
Long Yiyi sneered: "Don't deliberately change the topic, you guy. According to psychological analysis, you are clearly guilty."
Xiao Ruyin's eyes flashed. When she found out that Tang Feng had a girlfriend, she had almost lost all hope, but now she suddenly felt that the world was radiating light again.
She thought for a while and then said: "Brother Tang, you have never lied to me since you were a child. Tell me the truth. Is what Yiyi just said true?"
Tang Feng did not answer immediately. He first took out a cigarette and lit it, blowing out the smoke. Then he shook his head and sighed: "They say women have big breasts and no brains. Only now do I realize that this is not true at all."
Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and stared at him, and said angrily: "You have big breasts and no brains. Sister Xiao and I have big breasts, and we are not brainless people. It's not that easy to deceive us."
At this point, she turned around and said, "Sister Xiao, you heard me now. What this guy just said is equivalent to an indirect admission."
Xiao Ruyin nodded. Although she was trying her best to restrain herself, it could still be seen that she was a little excited.
Tang Feng didn't want to say more on this issue, so he put down his chopsticks and said, "I'm full, you guys eat slowly." After that, he got up and walked to the sofa in the living room.
Xiao Ruyin immediately said: "I'm full too." She put down her chopsticks and followed Tang Feng.
"I'm full too." Long Yiyi put down her chopsticks with a snap and followed closely.
Seeing this, Tang Feng couldn't help but shake his head: "Why are you eating so little? Your breasts are not small. It would not be a good thing if you starved."
Xiao Ruyin was making tea and pretended not to hear. Anyway, she mostly pretended to be deaf and dumb to Tang Feng's slightly teasing jokes.
Long Yiyi said: "You don't have to worry about me even if I'm hungry." After saying that, he walked over and sat down on the sofa opposite.
Xiao Ruyin made tea, poured a cup for Tang Feng, and asked at the same time: "By the way, Brother Tang, I don't understand, since you and Xiao Ruyin are not real boyfriend and girlfriend, why did you make a fake boyfriend and girlfriend?
Friends come out?"
Now that the matter has come to this, Tang Feng can't hide it from him, but he didn't say it out loud, so it doesn't count as breaking his promise.
Shaking his head, Tang Feng sighed leisurely: "Actually, I don't understand either. Maybe I am so handsome and charming that the other party is willing to act as a fake girlfriend."
Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and said angrily: "I believe your evil, so just brag as hard as you can. Anyway, you don't have to pay taxes for bragging!"
Xiao Ruyin was also speechless, but she knew Tang Feng. If the other party refused to say anything, then he would never say anything, so she didn't ask again.
Tang Feng raised his head, looked at Long Yiyi across from him and said, "I can't figure it out. You've been staying at home almost all this time, and you've been spending a lot of time with me. How did you find out about this?"
Long Yiyi smiled proudly, and unconsciously straightened her already magnificent breasts and said: "Looking at you, you really think that this girl is a big-breasted and brainless thing. After all, I am also a policeman. I am not afraid to tell you, and so is my mother.
Someone’s got it!”
Tang Feng nodded, he understood. This girl was originally asked to be investigated, but it was right to think about it. Long Yiyi, a savage foodie, might not have such ability.
Suddenly Tang Feng remembered something, and then asked: "I'm surprised. Why do you want to investigate me so clearly?"
Long Yiyi had her legs crossed on the sofa. Perhaps because she was at home, she was not wearing any underwear on her chest. Through the white shirt, Tang Feng could vaguely see the two hazy figures inside.
She said without thinking: "Didn't I just say that this was asked by my superiors to investigate."
Tang Feng immediately said: "Even if your superiors ask you to investigate, you don't have to investigate my personal relationships so clearly, right? Could it be that you are interested in my personal relationships? In other words, you are investigating because you like me?"
"Like you?" Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and snorted twice, and then said: "I finally understand why you can come back alive when you go to serve as a soldier. Your face is thicker than a bulletproof vest. You are afraid that you can't even hit a bullet.
wear."
Xiao Ruyin immediately echoed: "I think it's the same, you are really thick-skinned."
Tang Feng stopped talking and just sat there smoking, because he knew that when the two women formed a united front, no matter what you said, they would be refuted.
For a while, no one spoke again, and the hall suddenly became quiet.
Long Yiyi has always been very active and couldn't stand this kind of silence. She quickly shouted: "It's so boring. I have nothing to do after I have eaten. How about we play games."
"Okay, what game do you want to play?" Xiao Ruyin asked immediately. After knowing that Tang Feng did not have a girlfriend, her mood obviously improved a lot.
Long Yiyi's big beautiful eyes turned and said: "I don't want to go out at night, how about we just play cards at home?"
"Okay, what about you, Brother Tang?" Xiao Ruyin turned to look at him.
"I don't care, just fight if you like." Tang Feng said.
Long Yiyi immediately stood up, took out a deck of playing cards from the cabinet, and came back: "What cards do you want to play? Can the three of us play Landlord?"
Xiao Ruyin nodded: "I happen to know this."
Long Yiyi looked at Tang Feng and said, "However, since we want to play, we should add some bonuses. This will be exciting."
Xiao Ruyin asked: "What's the bonus? Is it gambling money?"
Long Yiyi shook his head and said: "There's no point in gambling, and besides, Tang Feng doesn't gamble either."
Xiao Ruyin turned around and said, "Brother Tang, tell me how you want to play?"
Tang Feng looked at the two of them and said, "Want to play something exciting? It's easy. Just play Landlords and take off your clothes. Whoever loses a round will take off one piece of clothing. How about that?"
Xiao Ruyin was silent, but Long Yiyi rolled her eyes and said: "You're having fun taking off your clothes, you're thinking beautifully, you're taking advantage of both of us for no reason."
Tang Feng was unhappy and asked: "Why did I take advantage of you? Let's fight the landlords in a fair and just manner. Besides, after all, you only wear one more bra than me, so I still suffer the loss."
"
"..." The two women were so speechless that they could hardly speak.
"Would you like to play?" Tang Feng seemed to be interested.
"Only fools play!" Long Yiyi rolled her eyes.
"I forgot, I just finished eating and the dishes haven't been cleared away yet. I'm going to do some work first!" Xiao Ruyin walked away without looking back.
