Regarding everything about women, Mr. Hong can be said to be a walking encyclopedia.
Faced with his arrogance, I didn't dare to refute even a single sentence. Instead, I asked Mr. Hong modestly:
"You said a woman likes male sex, how can you quickly close the relationship with her?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Master Hong on the other side of the phone said immediately:
"A blind eye will make a mistake when you open your mouth!"
Um?
I'm a little confused. Could it be that all my questions are wrong?
Hong Ye explained:
"You first set what you think is a restriction on this woman, which is that she likes male sex. But what I want to tell you is that liking male sex is just one of her hobbies. How you get into a relationship with her has nothing to do with it.
Causal connection. When I say this, are you a bit confused by your IQ?"
I was listening in rapt attention, but he lost no time in hitting me.
"Then let me tell you something that is easy for you to understand. You said that she likes men, and your personal idea is to start with men. Although you are a man, you don't have my appearance that confuses all living beings, and you don't have Lao Hei's strong and sturdy figure.
.I guess you don’t have the skills to break a bed with a single shot. So if you still want to start from this aspect, aren’t you just asking for your own death?”
"Chen Yonghong!"
I really can't stand it anymore. This bastard keeps hitting me, making me feel like I'm worthless.
"I'm asking for your help, not for you to attack me..."ωωw.Bǐqυgétν.℃ǒＭ
"I'm sorry, I told you the truth. Come on, let's talk about the whole story. Remember, no woman in the world can hide a word..."
"What?"
"lick!"
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Where is this?
"It's said to be a lick, but it's actually a compliment that's complimented from the bottom of one's heart. But most people don't understand it, and end up turning themselves into little pugs who have always lowered their eyebrows..."
"What should it be? Praise?"
I originally wanted to say how to lick it, but this word was incompatible with my personality, so I still used the word praise.
"This is a profound knowledge. Let me teach you something simple. For example, if a woman asks you if her clothes look good, most people would say that the clothes look good and suit you very well. For something a little more advanced, maybe
They would say, wow, you look so good, your figure looks better and your temperament is more outstanding. Let me tell you, these are all wrong..."
Mr. Hong was eloquent and talked freely.
What I heard was vague and confused.
"If it were me, I would say that the clothes are good. But others rely on clothes to set off people, but you only use people to set off clothes. Let's put it this way, similar colors, similar styles. What celebrity model have I seen?
Passed through, but nowhere near as good as you..."
"Isn't this too exaggerated?"
I couldn't help but ask.
Mr. Hong sneered and said disdainfully:
"Exaggeration? Do you think that when a woman asks you, she is really asking about clothes? No, she is just looking for trouble, waiting for you to praise her. And the highest level of praising her is that other women are not as good as her, but she is the most beautiful.
This will satisfy her. Do you understand?"
If I were dead, I said "oh".
"Learn inferences from one instance, draw parallels from analogies, and figure out the rest by yourself. Go ahead, lick him and it will turn the world upside down. Try to plant all the children in her before you come back..."
Mr. Hong began to lose his integrity again.
I changed the subject and asked Mr. Hong again:
"How is everyone doing? Did they ask me?"
"It's weird, I thought everyone would pester me every day to ask where you were? But until now, except for Xiaoduo scolding you once, no one has mentioned it..."
When Mr. Hong said this, I suddenly felt a little depressed.
I can imagine that it's not that people don't want to ask, but they don't dare to ask.
Anyone who takes the initiative to ask is afraid of being suspected of being a mole.
"What about everything else, is everything normal?"
"It's all normal, except for the red snake!"
Red snake?
I was stunned and immediately asked:
"What's wrong with her?"
"The day after you left, she went out for the day, and Mute couldn't contact her. After she came back, Mute asked her where she had been. She said she went to the hospital for a checkup and said she felt unwell to see if she was pregnant.
I left my phone in the car and never answered it..."
"So are you pregnant?"
"If she was really pregnant, I wouldn't think she was abnormal!"
Indeed, the red snake's excuse is a bit lame.
After thinking about it, I asked:
"Master Hong, keep a closer eye. Don't let anyone go..."
"Don't worry, I won't even let myself go. By the way, please pay attention to safety. If you need us, tell us in advance!"
I agreed and hung up the phone.
This is me and Mr. Hong, no unnecessary nonsense.
But in every word, there is actually a tacit understanding and concern.
After a brief tidying up, I sent another message to Yun Shu, telling her that I was going to Lucheng.
Ask her when she has time and ask her to go shopping in Sanya.
I deliberately didn't tell Su Mei because I knew that Yun Shu would definitely tell her.
I called the old man again, thanked him for his hospitality these two days, and told him that I was going to Lucheng to stay for a while.
After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly stood up from the bed. If you want to read the latest chapter content, please download the Xingxing Reading app, and read the latest chapter content for free without ads. The website no longer updates the latest chapter content, and the Xingxing Reading novel APP has updated the latest chapter content.
content.
He took a deep breath of fresh air, his chest trembling.
Confused, confused, and all kinds of emotions came to my mind.
Where is this?
Afterwards, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around and became even more confused.
A single dorm?
Even if he was successfully rescued, he should be in the ward now.
And my body...how could I not have any injuries at all?
With doubts, Shi Yu's eyes quickly swept across the room, and finally his eyes rested on a mirror beside the bed.
The mirror showed his current appearance. He was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he looked very handsome.
But the problem is, this is not him! Download the Star Reading app and read the latest chapters for free without ads.
My previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.
And now, no matter how you look, this appearance is that of a high school student...
This change left Shi Yu stunned for a long time.
Don't tell him that the operation was successful...
My body and appearance have all changed. This is not a matter of surgery or not, but magic.
He turned into a completely different person!
Could it be...that he traveled through time?
In addition to the mirror placed beside the bed, which was obviously not feng shui-friendly, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.
Shi Yu picked it up and took a look. The title of the book instantly silenced him.
"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Beginner Breeders"
"Postpartum Care of Pet Pets"
"Evaluation Guide for Interracial Beast-Eared Girls"
Shi Yu:???
The names of the first two books are pretty normal, but what happened to the last one?
"cough."
Shi Yu looked solemnly and stretched out his hand, but his arm soon stiffened.
Just when he was about to open the third book and see what it was about, his brain suddenly felt a sharp pain, and a large number of memories came flooding back.
Icefield City.
Pet animal breeding base.
Internship pet breeder. The website will be closed soon. Download the Star Reading app to provide you with the great story of Ma Xiaohu and my years as a con man.