"Chujiu, what are you going to do? It's mysterious. Don't scare my sister."
Zhang Ying saw the evil smile on Chujiu's face. She already knew Chujiu somewhat, and she instinctively felt that the child wanted to tease her again.
"What? I just want you to see clearly how I, a little Taoist priest, catch ghosts. No matter how many people beg me, I won't do it."
On the ninth day of the lunar month, Zhang Ying and the landlady became curious. They had never seen how Taoist priests caught ghosts.
"But I have a small request. I hope you can do it, otherwise there will be no fun."
Chu Jiu told everyone that after entering the house, they must behave as if they were going home normally, and must not show anything strange.
Just when the proprietress and Jingjing were confused, Chujiu added that no matter what he saw, he should treat it as if he didn't see it, otherwise it would affect his ability to catch ghosts and he would bear the consequences.
On the ninth day of the lunar month, he repeatedly told Zhang Ying to remember what he said and threatened Zhang Ying and the landlady that if they didn't cooperate, the matter would escalate. The two finally gritted their teeth and nodded in agreement.
"The laws of heaven are pure, the laws of earth are spiritual, the essence of yin and yang is combined, the spirit of water appears, the aura is captured by water, reaching the sky and the earth, the law is followed, the mirror of yin and yang, the true form appears quickly, the true form appears quickly, I entrust San Mao Zhenjun as a law! Urgent!
Just like the law!"
After Chujiu recited the incantation to open the heavenly eye, I instantly understood why Chujiu did what he did.
This guy has become more and more sinister. When he was buying stinky tofu, the lady boss doubted whether he was really an expert. As for that?
We chatted and laughed as we followed the lady boss and watched her open the door to the room.
The moment she turned on the light in the room, the proprietress couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. Chujiu followed her and said with a smile that he finally had the opportunity to visit the proprietress's big house.
Fortunately, the proprietress quickly realized what Chujiu had said before, controlled her trembling hands, and hung her backpack on the wall.
Zhang Ying had already grabbed my hand tightly the moment she turned on the light.
Sitting on the sofa in the living room was a middle-aged man who looked to be in his fifties and was wearing similar ethnic costumes.
Later I learned that this is the traditional costume of the Cambodian generation in Vietnam.
"Tsk tsk, great beauty, my great beauty is back. Tsk tsk, there is another great beauty. She is prosperous, prosperous, prosperous today."
When the middle-aged man saw a few of us walking into the room, he floated over from the sofa, passed directly through Chujiu's body, and surrounded Zhang Ying, screaming excitedly.
I held Zhang Ying's hand with a little force, pulled Zhang Ying towards the sofa, and asked the landlady if she had boiled water at home.
The landlady quickly reacted and nodded and answered yes. Chujiu stood up and said he was going to help, and followed the landlady into the kitchen.
"Tsk, tsk, this beauty looks so slender, with such a figure, and such big breasts, oh my, I really can't wait."
Zhang Ying, who was sitting next to me, saw the middle-aged man approaching her again with a lewd smile on his face. She suddenly hugged me, buried her head in my arms, and pretended to be affectionate with me.
I could feel Zhang Ying shivering in my arms, so I reached out and patted her back gently.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Ying hugged me tighter, and I could clearly feel the obvious rise and fall of her chest.
"Oh, you stinky boy, let go of my big beauty and see how I deal with you later."
The middle-aged male ghost saw Zhang Ying hugging me tightly, mumbling words that I couldn't understand, and moving in and out of my body.
Since Chujiu dared to open our eyes with confidence and left us alone in the living room, it is enough to show that this male ghost poses no threat to me.
It is true that the male ghost passed through my body, and I only felt a slight chill, but nothing else.
"You little brat, if you don't let go of my beauty, I'm going to get mad. Tsk, where are you touching your hands? You're so mad at me."
The middle-aged male ghost screamed and floated in front of me. Seeing his appearance, I even couldn't help but want to laugh. This is probably the weakest ghost I have ever seen.
"I made new tea for you, authentic Mingqian tea."
The landlady came out of the kitchen again. She didn't know what Chujiu had said to her, but she didn't show any fear on her face.
"Hey, are you disturbing you? How about I go back and make tea for a while?"
The landlady actually made a joke about Zhang Ying and me, and she made a face at me on Chujiu.
Zhang Ying's face turned red when she raised her head from my arms. At this time, she also realized that this male ghost could not do anything to anyone.
"Tsk, tsk, the tea smells so good, huh? Why can't I smell the tea anymore?"
The middle-aged male ghost just said something about the fragrance of tea. Chujiu waved his hand over the tea cup seemingly casually, and the male ghost could no longer smell the fragrance of tea.
"Beauty, I'm here. I've finally waited for today. That damn cat won't bother me anymore. Go to sleep, beauty. Go to sleep. After we fall asleep, we can meet each other in dreams, tsk tsk. .”
The middle-aged male ghost floated in front of Zhang Ying for a while, and then floated in front of the landlady, but unfortunately he was ignored by everyone.
At this time, everyone heard that the three cats really fought against the male ghost to save the boss lady.
The landlady gritted her teeth involuntarily and started chatting with us about the bar.
"That liar lied to me and said that when I came to China, I would have countless money, countless delicious food, and countless beauties."
A middle-aged male ghost was floating in the air in the living room, screaming that he was starving.
Chujiu winked at the landlady. The landlady hesitated for a moment, then said something about why the weather was a little hot, and pulled the neckline of her skirt down a little.
"Tsk, tsk, it's really going to kill me."
The middle-aged male ghost had a lustful look in his eyes and bumped into the landlady's chest.
When the boss lady lowered her collar, the proud whiteness in her collar gave people the feeling that they had finally broken free from the restraints and were about to jump out at any moment.
Zhang Ying, who was sitting next to me, stabbed my waist with her elbow. The pain caused me to quickly look away from the landlady.
"Tsk tsk, great beauty, here I come."
The moment the middle-aged male ghost bumped into the landlady, Chujiu stretched out his hand and slapped her.
With a "pop" sound, we actually heard a loud slap in the face clearly.
"That's a lot of bullshit! Can you shut up? With your virtues, you still imitate others and become a pervert? Can you afford eight hundred yuan a bottle of vodka?"
The originally heavy atmosphere was completely broken by Chujiu's slap and a word.
Zhang Ying and the proprietress wiped away their previous nervousness and fear, and finally couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Tsk, who are you? How did you see me? Why can't I move?"
The middle-aged male ghost seemed to have been slapped into the ground by Chujiu. He was shaking desperately, but he couldn't get out.