With her hair tied up and a pair of sportswear worn, the cow's figure advantage is even more highlighted.
On Chujiu, he parked the car at a busy breakfast stall on the roadside. When the cow got off the van, the crowd immediately started whispering.
"Are celebrities these days so low-key? Just take a van and two bodyguards and come out."
"I haven't heard of any film crew coming to Panzhihua to shoot a movie recently."
"This star is still very down-to-earth. I once saw an actor who looked average and spoke in a coquettish voice. She refused to eat until the show was cleared. She said that someone else affected her appetite."
"I know what you're talking about. I can't eat when I see her. I'm not ashamed to have sex with an old man who is older than her father."
On the ninth day of the lunar month, he bumped into me with his elbow. Teacher Ding seemed to be more of a celebrity than Sister Xiaoyu. At that time, people didn’t say that the two of us looked like bodyguards.
I rolled my eyes at Chujiu. I really didn’t say that we two were like bodyguards, I just said that you were the driver.
The cow smiled generously and nodded to everyone who looked at her, causing a commotion. Some young girls even ran over to her and asked for her autograph.
The cow signaled me and Chujiu with a bad smile that it was time to work, so Chujiu and I had no choice but to sit at the table with dark faces to scare away everyone who wanted to get close to the cow.
This caused dissatisfaction among the breakfast-eating crowd. The bodyguards who came to Panzhihua were not very good. They were ugly, troubled, and none of them understood the world.
"Who said I'm ugly? You should say it louder."
Chu Jiu slammed the table, and the surroundings fell into silence for an instant, with only the sound of eating porridge being heard.
After a simple breakfast and leaving the breakfast stall, the cow turned around and waved to the crowd at the breakfast stall.
"Damn, you really think of yourself as a star."
I rolled my eyes at the cow, who pouted proudly. Sooner or later, I signed a cooperation agreement with an American design company to be a cover model for multiple brands in mainland China.
"What kind of advertisements are there?"
On the ninth day of the lunar month, I was flipping through the traffic map of Panzhihua and casually asked Dai Niu if there were any magazine advertisements for cosmetics and swimsuits.
Dai Niu thought about it and found that there seemed to be print advertisements related to this aspect.
Chujiu pouted her lips and told Niu Niu with a wicked smile that she was completely screwed this time. What Zhang Feng and the others liked to do the most was to buy beauty magazines at street stalls.
"It's nothing. Times are progressing."
Cow told us that there is a magazine most popular among men in the UK called "Female". The magazine breaks the rules without being vulgar, is humorous without being frivolous, and has a strong realism. It once became the most popular magazine in Europe and the United States.
"It is said that this magazine brand will enter the Chinese market in a few years."
In fact, I have never been able to figure out why Zhang Feng is so enthusiastic about a magazine whose content, except for the cover girl, is almost made up of cold jokes and folk tales.
Cow Interpretation has incisive comments on men's clothing from foreign media: This male aesthetic textbook full of visual pleasure thinks what men think and speaks what peers dare not say, creating the highest taboo standard in global photography.
"You're talking about a porn magazine, right? You're not going to shoot an advertisement like this, are you?"
The cow gave me an annoyed look and spent a long time trying to explain it to me. Then I summarized it as a pornographic magazine.
"Obviously the covers of other magazines are full of Hollywood superstars, right? You can count the number of celebrities who have been invited to audition in Asia on one finger."
It turned out to be a regular pornographic magazine. Niu Niu glared at me angrily. He had also been invited to audition, but he couldn't get away in the United States, so he didn't go.
Fortunately, you didn't go there. Otherwise, with Zhang Feng's urine, he would have been frugal for a year and still find a way to buy a copy as a family heirloom.
The cows didn't understand why we bought so many things at the farmer's wholesale market that we don't usually use at home.
Chujiu and I didn't bother to explain, she would naturally understand when we got there.
After coming out of the farmer's market, we passed by a food processing factory and bought a lot of canned beef and pork, as well as a few kilograms of fresh pork, which was rare on the ninth day of the Lunar New Year.
Perhaps thinking of the first time he saw Chujiu, Dai Niu nodded and said with a smile that Chujiu has become more generous now, and he was just like a little money-crazy before.
Chujiu stared at the road and smiled without replying. I rolled my eyes and was so generous.
In addition to being generous to Zhai Zhai, he is usually more stingy than before. When he was a sophomore, he promised to treat Zhiyong to dinner, but now that he is about to graduate, he has not yet fulfilled the promise because he has no money.
The total of the task allowances in the past few years, just for the ninth day of the Lunar New Year alone, has reached the standard of 10,000 yuan per household.
In the four years of college, the most money I spent on the ninth grade was probably the modification of this ordinary-looking van.
When it comes to modifying the van, I get angry because he obviously had to spend money to modify it himself.
Then they asked me to reimburse half of the cost on the grounds that I also had to ride with a free driver.
"Is the Driver's Hotel across the street the story you told me?"
Entering the county where Chujiu Village is located, this is the place where we must refuel every time we come back. Chujiu drove all the way and told the cows the stories that happened on this road, including the first time we stayed in a hotel opposite the gas station.
After filling up the tank, Chujiu took out a towel from under the back seat of the van and carefully wiped the extremely ugly little wings on both sides of the van and behind the roof.
"Chujiu, why don't you try to install two larger wings? Maybe the car can fly."
Chujiu was muttering that it would be fun if he could meet Qingxi Road, but the cow happened to tease him about how ugly his wings were.
"These are called side wings and tail wings, okay? They're for racing cars!"
Chujiu was once again outraged. Why did everyone who saw the little wings on his van call them ugly? They are obviously very cool, okay?
After entering the county road, Chujiu stared at all the cars on the road like a thief.
"Guo Guo, look at that broken van in front of you. It has colorful stickers on it. It's really ugly."
I ignored Chujiu. In his eyes, only his own van was the most beautiful.
However, Niu Niu might be too bored riding a car, so he asked Chujiu what brand the car in front of him was, and Chujiu casually answered Wuling.
"What about this car you drive?"
Chujiu choked completely and was stunned for a long time. Anyway, his car was ugly. When passing by the colorful van, Chujiu deliberately stepped on the accelerator.
"Catching up."
I looked in the rearview mirror and saw the colorful van chasing us at high speed.
Chujiu excitedly asked us to hold on to the handrails. This journey was finally not too boring, and then our car started to speed up crazily.
"Little trash."
Five minutes later, the colorful van disappeared from our sight. Chujiu slowed down. The only cars in Qingxi on this road looked like one.