The next day, Lanxi started cooking at dawn, with a wicked smile on Chujiu's face during breakfast time.
The cow, who had already bottomed out his second bowl of rice porridge, nodded. He had experienced the world's most dangerous water rafting in a certain Grand Canyon in the United States. It was more enjoyable than a roller coaster. Then he stared at the empty bowl on the table and looked at Lan longingly.
creek.
Lanxi rolled her eyes speechlessly, suddenly feeling no longer envious of the big city. Sister Xiaoyu actually drank three bowls of the rice porridge she could drink every day.
Chu Jiu, who had already finished three bowls of rice porridge, took a big mouthful of side dishes. Although breakfast in big cities has many varieties, it always felt like something was missing.
"It's the feeling that your stomach is full but your soul is still hungry."
The cow licked her lips. After eating the food in the village, she felt happy from head to toe.
"Is this a drifting bamboo raft?"
It took Chujiu, Lanxi and Mi Li more than ten minutes to build a bamboo raft for going down the mountain. The cow sat paralyzed on the stone bank of the river with a look of fear on its face.
Lan Xi grinned and joked that the cows were too timid. If he and Mi Li went down the mountain, they wouldn't be able to use such a wide bamboo raft.
Finally, with the cows howling for a full twenty minutes, our bamboo raft stopped safely on the bank of the waterhole at the bottom of the mountain.
Chujiu shook his head, rubbed his ears from time to time, and tied the bamboo raft to a giant tree nearby.
If I had known it was so fatal, I would have spent two hours going down the mountain. The sound of landmine explosions in Guangxi was not so terrifying.
I endured the pain in my head and jumped from the bamboo raft to the shore. The moment I landed, my eyes went dark. I quickly held on to the tree trunk nearby, and the buzzing sound echoed in my ears again.
I remembered that when we were chatting in the dormitory at night, Zhang Feng was talking about a novel he had read. There was a plot in it about killing people by sound and being invisible.
At that time, Liu Yang looked down on Zhang Feng with disdain. If his voice could kill someone, he could explode a basket of fish just by farting next to the Jialing River.
Now I'm beginning to believe that sounds can really kill people.
"My legs are too weak to move."
After we landed, the cow was still squatting on the bamboo raft, holding tightly to the rope to prevent it from falling into the water.
"Teacher Ding teaches well and brags well."
Chujiu had a bad smile on his face, rafting in the United States was more enjoyable than a roller coaster, but it was nothing more than that.
Any small river in the mountains and valleys of Sichuan is better than that of the Grand Canyon, and the moon abroad is not that round.
"Chujiu, do you want to piss me off to death? Ah~"
The cow shook its head with its teeth and claws completely regardless of its image, threatening Chujiu that she would sit in the water if she didn't come out to rescue her.
"Guo Guo, this second sister-in-law has to think about it. The money I saved cannot be used to marry Teacher Ding for you."
Chujiu curled his lips. If this scene could be made into a movie and happened to be seen by Zhang Feng and the others, they would probably no longer see goddesses in their eyes, only female nerves.
"I can't walk."
After the cow was dragged ashore by Chujiu, the cow slumped down on the smooth boulder, rubbing her calf and saying pitifully that she was shaking and cramping from fear just now.
Chujiu laughed loudly, stared at the cow and snorted disdainfully, "The most dangerous water rafting in the world?" Then under the infinite white eyes of the cow, he dropped the sentence "Guo Guo Guo Guo", shook his head and laughed, turned around and walked towards the path.
.
"What should we do?"
"Carry me."
"What's the point of dreaming? It's hard to walk alone."
It was a rugged path full of rocks, and I had to exert all my strength every time I took a step.
The cow put her hands around my neck and kept mouthing. Am I very heavy? Have you ever carried your girlfriend on your back like this? You have carried me twice...
From time to time, Chujiu would look back and smile evilly, humming a self-composed song: I am a happy little Taoist priest. A little Taoist priest does not need to marry a wife, and he lives a happy and comfortable life every day.
At the entrance of the yard where the van was parked, the owner was sitting on a pony and basking in the sun leisurely. When he saw the red-faced cow lying on my back, he curiously asked what happened to the little girl?
Chujiu waved his hand, but it was nothing. Because he was too stupid, his feet hurt when he went down the mountain.
The worry on the host's face disappeared and he showed a helpless smile. That path was not easy to walk.
After getting on the bus, Chujiu threw the traffic atlas to me and asked me to help check how many gas stations there were on the road to Xiangxi.
"On the ninth day of the lunar month, I remember in the story you told me, my uncle and my master took the mountain road to drive away the corpse from the house."
Chujiu nodded. When he was a child, his uncle took him to the mountains where his younger brother Sun Qiang also walked. The round trip was more than two hundred miles and the journey took three days barefoot.
"Teacher Ding, tell me the truth, am I having sex now?"
After starting the car on the ninth day of the lunar month, I couldn't wait to appear in front of Sun Qiang. The last time I saw Sun Qiang, he was taller than my brother.
According to the approximate time calculation based on the traffic map, it will take us eight hours to reach Xiangxi.
During the boring drive, Chujiu occasionally mentioned the world's most dangerous water rafting in the Grand Canyon of the United States. The cow's eyes reddened countless times while trying to fight Chujiu, which actually added a lot of fun.
Perhaps because everyone had enough breakfast, no one mentioned having lunch after the five or six hour drive.
At the junction of Sichuan and Hunan, we stopped at the last gas station marked on the traffic map to resupply.
Chujiu pointed to the endless mountains in the distance. Our destination was deep in the mountains. There were about ten miles of mountain roads, and we could only walk on two legs.
While the cows were going to the toilet, Chujiu told me in a low voice that when I was going to the toilet just now, Teacher Ding asked him with a worried look if we had encountered anything dangerous this time.
Niu Niu told Chujiu that if it didn't work, he would ask Uncle Ding to help him find connections. The Provincial Public Security Bureau had several friends who were very close to Uncle Ding.
"What did you tell her?"
I looked at the swaying backs of the cows and felt moved in my heart.
Chujiu shook her bangs, which were just a little longer, triumphantly. Of course, she couldn't tell Teacher Ding the truth, otherwise she would be worried.
"I secretly asked Teacher Harding if she really wanted to be my sister-in-law? Then she stopped talking about the topic."
Chujiu was slapped hard on the head by me, and she was still in the mood to joke at this time.
"Guo Guo, can we discuss it? Don't hit me on the head in the future. It will mess up my hairstyle."
Chujiu curled his lips. In the past, his head was always jealous because it was so round and cute. Everyone loved to pat his head.
Now his head is no longer round, and people still pat him on the head. They must be jealous that he is so handsome.
"The head can be broken off, the hair can't be messed up, the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be oiled."
Chujiu looked excited. I must buy a pair of leather shoes when I go back to school this time. I have never worn leather shoes in my entire life.