Chapter 441 Teacher Ding is really good at making up stories
"Where do you think that aunt is from?"
Seeing Chujiu and I shaking our heads, the cow held its head up proudly.
That Chinese aunt is from Xiluzhou Village, Xiqiao Ridge, Nanhai County, Foshan, Guangdong.
I couldn't understand for a while what the Chinese auntie said by the cow had anything to do with where she came from.
The ninth day of the lunar month reminded me that it was Huang Feihong’s hometown.
You suddenly remembered that you had read in a report that Huang Feihong’s hometown was called the hometown of Shadowless Feet.
That little black guy really hit the iron plate.
Not long after, news spread in the school where the cow lived: there was a mysterious martial arts master from the East hidden in the school cafeteria.
What really makes all the teachers and students in the school think that Chinese people are all martial arts masters is actually something else.
This incident is also related to the black classmate who was beaten by the Chinese aunt.
I don’t know what happened to these black classmates that offended a real gangster in another neighborhood.
One night, these black classmates rushed into the school gate like crazy.
The doorman on duty at that time was another Chinese uncle.
The Chinese uncle discovered that there were more than a dozen social figures wearing leather jackets and holding watermelon knives in their hands chasing these classmates.
The black classmate shouted to the Chinese uncle in English desperately and quickly locked the door.
Although the Chinese uncle disliked these rogue students very much, he still said it was unnecessary because of his own work.
Then the Chinese uncle walked out of the guard's office and stood alone at the school gate, reaching out to block the socialites who wanted to rush into the school.
"Non-students of our school need to register their identity information to enter the school."
The Chinese uncle casually took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and realized that he seemed to have left the lighter at home.
The leader of the underworld has a shiny iron chain hanging on his leather jacket, and the arm holding the watermelon knife is covered with colorful patterns.
"Old man, please stop meddling in other people's business. In this case, you can still live a happy old age."
The leading tattooed man communicated with the Chinese uncle in broken Chinese, shaking the watermelon knife in his hand from time to time.
“I speak Chinese well, but I’m not polite and lack some charm.”
The Chinese uncle glanced at the dozen or so people in front of him and said in English: Your mother called you home for dinner.
"what?"
The tattooed man was stunned for a long time, unable to understand what this had to do with going home for dinner.
"Old man, please get out of the way, I don't want to hurt innocent people."
The tattooed man showed impatience on his face and threatened to break the legs of several classmates who escaped into the school.
"You can wait until they leave school, but not now."
The Chinese uncle told the tattooed man in fluent English that he could break anyone's legs outside the school and that it had nothing to do with him.
"I also ask you to respect my work and please leave now."
The tattooed man stared at the man in front of him in disbelief. Is this old man crazy? Does he not know that he is a gangster?
Then the tattooed man announced the name of a gang, and the Chinese uncle just smiled disdainfully.
Some people became impatient and walked out of the crowd cursing, cursing the Chinese uncle in English.
"You guys, please call the police station for me. There is a phone in the office."
The Chinese uncle turned back to the black students hiding behind the office wall and pointed to the office.
When the tattooed man heard the word police, his eyes turned red and he tried to rush to the office to stop him, but was stopped by the Chinese uncle with his hand.
"Get out of the way! Unless you want to see God now."
The tattooed man angrily reached out and pushed the Chinese uncle.
The Chinese uncle smiled instead of getting angry. What you see next is self-defense.
After calling the police, several black students came out of the office, repeating one word: Oh, my God!
More than a dozen gang members were all lying on the ground with bruises and swollen faces, making painful sounds from their mouths.
"Old man, just wait and see!"
There was blood on the corner of the tattooed man's mouth, and he yelled viciously at the Chinese uncle.
The Chinese uncle smiled, walked into the office quickly, and came out with a light rifle in his hand.
"What did you say just now? I didn't hear you clearly!"
At this time, the muzzle of the rifle was pressed against the tattooed man's face.
"Who the hell wants to see God right now? Do you know it's legal for me to shoot you right now?"
The Chinese uncle yelled at the tattooed man. Seeing that the tattooed man's pants were wet, he grinned and said, "I came out of the Shaolin Temple."
A car siren sounded in the distance. The extremely obese police asked about the situation at the scene and asked the Chinese uncle to sign a record and take away all the dozen criminals.
"Teacher, we want to learn Chinese Kung Fu from you!"
Several black students surrounded the Chinese uncle and danced excitedly. Chinese Kung Fu is so great.
"Chinese Kung Fu is not taught to bad children unless you are willing to be an upright person."
A few days later, the city newspaper published a story about a Chinese man who subdued dozens of gangsters by himself.
"Teacher Ding, what does this have to do with you?"
Chujiu muttered, Teacher Ding did not show any skills in the story.
The cow rolled her eyes at Chujiu, but the story was not finished yet.
Later, a certain department in the city actually issued a certificate of award to the Chinese uncle.
The Chinese uncle took this opportunity to make suggestions to the school board of directors.
The school board of directors accepted the uncle's opinion and established a security team composed of students to help maintain the safety management of the campus.
The members of the escort were those black students.
The black student got his wish and learned Chinese martial arts from the Chinese uncle's younger son, another Chinese in the school.
That Chinese man is an international student just like the cow.
I fell in love with cows the first time I saw them, but they rejected me outright.
Later, in the school sports competition, the man won the martial arts championship in one fell swoop.
Niu Niu, who was sitting in the audience, did not expect that the man would confess his love to him again in front of all the teachers and students of the school and hand him the championship trophy.
Under everyone's gaze, the cow got a little angry and grabbed the trophy and threw it at the man.
Eventually, it was spread in the school that the cow was the real martial arts master, and he knocked out the martial arts champion with one hand.
Hearing this, Chujiu and I couldn't help but twitch the corners of our mouths. This plot is too bloody.
"Then your classmates asked you about the corpse chasers. How did you answer?"
I quickly changed the topic. If I continued to listen, I would begin to doubt the authenticity of the cow story.
"I told them it was a secret."
The cow let go of my and Chujiu's arms, laughed and jumped up and down, and ran deep into the valley.
"Guo Guo, Teacher Ding is really good at making up stories!"