"Chujiu, how can you bargain so well?" I admit that I know that you have to bargain when buying things, but I can never bargain at the level of Chujiu.
"I learned it from Zhang Feng Guoguo's book." Chujiu raised his head proudly.
"Zhang Feng's book? What book?"
"It's the one on the cover with my sister wearing very few clothes!"
I was thinking silently in my heart. When I went back to beat Zhang Feng to death at night, I saw a cunning flash in the cow's eyes. I knew that Zhang Feng was really doomed this time.
After coming out of the clothing city, Dai Niu took Chujiu and me to eat at McDonald's.
It was my first time to eat hamburgers and fries, and it was also my first time to drink Coke.
When I left McDonald's on the ninth day of the lunar month, I couldn't help but look back, saying that I must make a lot of money in the future and eat hamburgers and French fries every day.
I'm thinking, actually, stir-fried potato chips made from cows are better.
When we returned to school, we didn't get a taxi for a long time, so we had no choice but to take the bus.
There were no empty seats on the bus, so we found a relatively empty place to stand. As more platforms passed by, there were more and more people on the bus.
The cow didn't seem to be used to being squeezed into the bus. It was swaying around and unable to stand steadily. In the end, the cow was squeezed until it was face to face with me. It was proud of its softness and bumped into my chest from time to time.
I looked up and saw that she was blushing to the bottom of her ears and suddenly felt that it became difficult to breathe.
After getting off the bus, Cow didn't say hello and hurriedly entered the school gate.
"Guo Guo, I want to eat noodles, but that hamburger is not full."
When he returned to the dormitory, he didn't see Liu Yang and Zhiyong. Zhang Feng was lying on the bed, holding a book in his hand, with a weird smile on his face that he couldn't explain. On the cover of the book, there were several people wearing very little fabric and blond hair.
The green-eyed girl is posing.
He casually grabbed the quilt beside Zhang Feng's bed, covered his head, and gave him a half-serious beating.
"Fengzi, what are you doing?" Zhang Feng got out of the quilt and yelled at me.
"If you show these messy books to Chujiu again, I will really beat you next time!"
I pointed to the cover of the book. Zhang Feng was really anxious this time and threw the book at me.
"I'm so damn pathetic, yet I got beaten up by you for no reason."
I picked up the book on the ground, opened it and took a look. Except for the cover, it was full of text. Most of them were essays, jokes, etc. There wasn't even a bad black and white picture.
I was glad that I didn't beat him hard just now, and at the same time I was thinking if I should go upstairs and beat Chujiu again.
"Misunderstanding? I spent two meals at a street stall, picking and choosing, and picked out this book. I thought I could experience the secrets of international friends. This profiteer bookseller deceived my feelings, and you ravaged me
body."
After Zhang Feng finished speaking, he jumped off the bed.
"Why don't you ask me to go online and comfort my injured young heart?"
I now believe that I was not bragging when I said before the ninth day of the Lunar New Year that "Three Kingdoms" easily reached the fourth level.
After arriving at the Internet cafe, I selected the machine and not long after I sat down, I heard a voice next to me exclaim: "Brothers, the master who can beat the fourth level is here!"
There were people crowding behind Chujiu's chair. They started chattering incessantly, but now they are completely silent, for fear that if they speak, they will affect Chujiu.
Under the command of Chujiu, Zhang Feng and I easily defeated Li Dian, Xiahou Dun, and Xu Chu and reached the fourth level.
Chujiu commanded us, jumped from the roof to the corridor, and attacked the napping archers and little ninjas.
At this time, four wooden barrels and boxes slipped over on the road. Zhao Yun, controlled by Chujiu, knocked over the top wooden barrel with one punch, and then followed the barrel closely. The barrel hit the corner, and a plate of barbecue and steamed buns fell out.
Someone behind Chujiu suddenly realized it and exclaimed: "That's it."
Effortlessly kill a group of local chickens and dogs led by the Zhao brothers, and then jump into the Baihe River. They will show off their skills along the way and clean up the soldiers. When they get ashore, they will see Cao Ren and the little ninja taking a nap.
Chujiu shouted, "Guo Guo, you hide below and let me come!"
Controlling Zhao Yun, he went over to grab the sleeping Cao Ren and threw him to the left. Then Zhao Yun ran to the left at high speed. Cao Ren, who had just landed, was thrown to the right again before he could react. The most difficult obstacle in the eyes of countless students, guarding
Cao Ren, the famous general of Guan, was smashed from left to right, and then from right to left by Zhao Zilong, who was controlled by Chujiu. He was thrown to death alive.
After playing for two hours, when I was checking out, I was stopped by several classmates in the ninth grade of junior high school. They kept asking which class they were in and when they would be free to show them through the level.
The whole process was focused on participation. Zhang Feng and I, who were just fighting as soldiers, went out silently.
Maybe this is talent, just like sometimes if you try your best, it's not as good as others just doing it casually.
The second class on Monday morning was a big class about cows. The moment the cows walked into the classroom and looked at the last row, I knew that Zhang Feng was going to die. This woman was indeed very sinister.
"Have you noticed that the goddess was looking at me just now?"
"Shameless! You are obviously looking at me!"
"Stop making noise! Class is on! I'm telling you clearly that you are looking at me!"
Ignoring the regular struggle between the three living treasures in the dormitory, I adjusted my posture and started to sleep.
"Classmate Zhang Feng, classmate Zhang Feng."
Next to my ears, a soft and slightly charming voice woke me up from my sleep.
The cow was standing next to me, looking at the other three people sleeping soundly. It was obvious that she couldn't tell which one was Zhang Feng.
While other students were focusing on the last row, I kicked Zhang Feng.
"Fengzi, what are you doing? Uh, hello, teacher!" Zhang Feng woke up instantly and kicked Zhiyong awake next door, followed by Liu Yang.
The three people who woke up had some excitement in their eyes. It was the first time since school started to see cows so close. I could clearly hear the sound of someone swallowing saliva.
"Classmate Zhang Feng, can you pass the book on your desk to me?"
Under the sharp gaze of the cow, Zhang Feng reluctantly handed the book to the cow. After just glancing at the cover, the cow smashed the book in front of Zhang Feng.
"Is this the textbook you bring to class? Is this kind of book the kind of book you should bring to class?"
The cow's voice rose an octave: "Shouldn't you stand up when talking to the teacher?"
After Zhang Feng stood up, other students burst into laughter!
"Come! Classmate Zhang Feng, please read a paragraph from your book!"
Cow spoke again. His eyes revealed the sharpness that a teacher should have.
I thought that when Zhang Feng casually turned out a joke, he thought it was to add an entertainment item to the class. The strange thing is that Zhang Feng probably didn't wash his hands when he went out in the morning. When he opened a page, I could clearly see Zhang Feng's hands.
Shaking.
"read!"
"The secret that the beautiful teacher and I have to tell."
With a "pop" sound, the cow smashed the textbook in his hand in front of my desk, stretched out his jade hand, and pointed at the four of us with a slender green onion.
"You! You! You! You! Stand in class! And your credits for this semester are gone!"
This is the legendary disaster. After me, the credits of the other three people were deducted. In dormitory 206, the whole army was wiped out.