"Get up quickly! It's 7:50!" Zhang Feng screamed and screamed, waking up the others who were sleeping.
"College students who don't skip classes are not good students! Stop yelling and I'll sleep for a while. We in Xinjiang don't start classes until ten o'clock, and my biological clock hasn't adjusted yet!" After Liu Yang finished speaking, he covered his head with a quilt and continued to sleep.
"It's not a professional class. It doesn't matter if you are late for a while. You can go to the next class!" Zhiyong echoed.
At this time, those who didn’t know the situation in the dormitory would have thought that all the people living there were seniors. How is this what a freshman should look like?
After a simple wash, Zhang Feng and I left the dormitory. Zhang Feng, who had just left the house, returned to the dormitory with a smile on his face and ran out immediately.
There is a breakfast shop on the way from the dormitory to the teaching building. One person bought two sauced pork buns and a cup of soy milk. After finishing breakfast, he entered the classroom at 7:57.
After skillfully walking to the empty seat in the last row of the classroom and sitting down, Zhang Feng stared at the door of the classroom intently.
"Brother Feng, what are you looking at?"
"Hey, I'm looking to see if the two guys will be late!" Zhang Feng smiled so hard that he deserved to be beaten.
"Why did you go back to the dormitory before?"
"I had a word with Zhiyong and the others."
"What did you say?"
"I said the first period was about cows!"
"Holy shit!" Zhang Feng and I said this word in unison, because Zhiyong and Liu Yang rushed into the classroom one second before the bell rang.
Me: "Has the biological clock been adjusted?"
Liu Yang: "Hey, I adjusted it during military training!"
Me: "It's not a professional course, why are you here?"
Zhiyong: "The moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor development is all-round!"
"Da da da da" came the very rhythmic sound of high heels in the corridor, and then a figure dressed in light blue walked into the classroom.
"Hello, classmates, you are all on time today. It seems that my class is very popular." A charming voice came from the podium.
I could hear Zhiyong and Liu Yang breathing heavier. Liu Yang whispered with an infatuated look on his face: "It feels like being in love."
The course "Career Planning" is basically regarded as a useless course by all universities and does not participate in examinations. It only has a small credit bonus. Together with the two courses "Form and Policy", it is said to have the highest absenteeism rate in history.
Course. It is said that in a coastal university's "Career Planning" class with more than 300 people in a department, no one came to class. The old professor happily watched the entire movie on the classroom projection. Other professors with the same salary were envious.
Vomiting blood.
The attendance rate of students in our school's "Career Planning" class has simply set a record in our school and even in universities across the country. Every class is overcrowded just because of this substitute teacher who is privately called "Cow" by his classmates.
The first impression of "Cow" is that of enchanting, with long chestnut wavy hair, eyes that are more charming than peach blossoms and are always full of tears, which makes people feel like they can pull out the soul, and straight and slender legs.
She likes to wear all kinds of high-heeled shoes. She has a slender waist that twists greatly when she walks. She is called "cow" behind her back by her classmates, probably because of her exaggerated and proud bust. In addition,
One time in class, she said in a cooing voice that she was single, and for a time she became the goddess in the hearts of all the boys in the school.
Whenever "Cow" attends class, the desks are always full, and some people even fight for the position in the first row. As for why there are so many girls in the class, most of them are holding them to see where they are.
Thoughts of a goblin. Zhiyong and Liu Yang are loyal fans of the goddess and have never been absent from the show.
And I came to class just because I saw her face in the first class. This teacher's harmless appearance hides a sinister heart. If she misses class, she will most likely have her credits deducted. Plus she has such a charming personality.
It didn't suit my taste, and I was not very interested in the class content, so I became the only student who slept in the "Cow" class.
Weekends are very boring. After I wake up naturally, I play basketball, football, and table tennis. What everyone should learn from is Liu Yang, who is participating in the election for student union members.
The lights-off time in the dormitory is extended at night. Zhang Feng always comes back very late recently. When asked if he secretly had a girlfriend, he just smiled and refused to answer. Every time Zhiyong coaxed him to go to the second floor of the school another day.
Treat your younger siblings to a meal in the cafeteria.
Liu Yang was not in the dormitory either. Zhiyong, who was still bored after playing with the radio for a long time, turned to me and said:
"Fengzi, let's go over the wall and go to the Internet cafe to play Red Alert?"
It happened that Zhang Feng taught me many invincible combinations that I had not yet had time to practice the night I slept in the cemetery. Full of confidence, I bet with Zhiyong for breakfast for a week.
The next morning, with Zhiyong smiling from ear to ear, I walked out of the Internet cafe with red eyes and a heartless heart, and obediently went to buy breakfast. Zhiyong's appetite made me feel sick.
When I returned to the dormitory, Zhang Feng happened to come out of the bathroom with a washbasin after washing up. I pulled Zhang Feng to a chair and sat down and asked: "Brother Feng, the invincible combination of Red Alert you mentioned last time seems a bit...
What a problem!"
"How is that possible? I spent a long time researching that!" Zhang Feng replied seriously.
"I fought with Zhiyong all night yesterday, but we didn't win a single battle. The invincible military dog-destroying family you mentioned was wiped out by Zhiyong's several bunkers, and the invincible infantry stream was bitten to death by Zhiyong's military dog. Invincible
The tank stream was damaged by a mine, and what’s even more outrageous is that the Black Hawk fighter jet destroyed the airport by a rocket launcher before it even took off. Are you sure you can really win this battle?”
"I'm sure! I win every time I play against a simple computer!"
"Simple computer?"
"Yes!" Zhang Feng nodded with a look on his face.
I suddenly felt like I was holding a mouthful of old blood in my heart and wanted to vomit it out but couldn't. When Zhiyong was laughing so hard that he couldn't help wiping his tears, I picked up the washbasin in front of Zhang Feng and smashed it over.
I listened so carefully that I almost took a small notebook and wrote it down carefully.
While they were fighting, Liu Yang came back whistling, and anyone could see the unconcealable smile on his face.
The three of us shouted in unison: "If you stay up all night, please tell me the truth!"
"Haha, I'm in love!"
After Liu Yang's explanation, we were petrified on the spot. Is this okay?
It turned out that it was already dark after Liu Yang had participated in the student union election campaign, and he left the teaching building with another new acquaintance, a female fellow student from Xinjiang who was also running for the election. During the chat, the female fellow student told Liu Yang that it was very popular to listen to horror stories in their girls' dormitory recently.
Liu Yang replied that he happened to hear a true story about our school recently, so the story I told about Liu Yangyang and Ding Yu was changed by Liu Yang and the names of the protagonists were changed, and he vividly told it to the female fellow villager. In the end, the female fellow villager was so frightened that she jumped
After falling into Liu Yang's arms, the two of them sat in the school playground and chatted all night long.
"Fengzi, as a thank you, I'll treat you to breakfast for a week!"