Originally, only a few people noticed Long Chen's existence. Yu Shinan was angered and wanted to confront Long Chen by name. Long Chen instantly became the focus of this diplomatic confrontation.
Di Luoxi glanced back at Long Chen and then at the empress. The empress was hesitant. She didn't know what this eunuch was like. If he had this little ability, he would lose face to Dongzhou.
Moreover, letting a eunuch take the lead made it look like there was no one in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.
"What? Don't you dare?"
When Long Chen called him a bastard in public, Yu Shinan was extremely angry and wanted to take revenge.
Long Chen stood up from behind, looked at Yu Shinan coldly, and said, "Okay, but hang up Bai Ling first. Whoever loses will hang himself!"
Yu Shinan was furious for a moment and said angrily: "Okay, don't regret it!"
Long Chen said to Di Luoxi: "Princess, please wear a white silk ribbon."
Di Luoxi whispered: "Can you do it? Don't show off!"
Long Chen laughed in a low voice: "I'm a man, of course!"
hiss...
Di Luoxi, Xuan Yi, and Qing Yue looked at Long Chen in surprise...
Damn it, you spilled the beans!
A sly smile appeared on Di Luoxi's face: "Okay, I will wear the white silk ribbon for you, princess!"
Long Chen felt a chill in the back of his head. This is so malicious. What does it mean to hang a white silk ribbon for you?
Qingyue quickly picked up a piece of white silk, raised her hand, and hung the white silk on the beam, then tied a knot, which was just right for hanging.
When he was ready, Long Chen strode to the middle and stood face to face with Yu Shinan.
Yu Shinan held a folding fan and said in a cold voice: "Look at the wood in the door."
This is a split word couplet, splitting the word "Xian" into two parts.
"Thinking about the field in my heart."
Long Chen made a split-character couplet.
This is considered a warm-up, no matter who wins or loses.
"You come!"
Yu Shinan pointed at Long Chen haughtily.
"Silkworms are insects in the world."
"Hong is a bird by the river."
The two were tied again.
Yu Shinan sneered: "It's just that, I thought I was capable, come again!"
"The ground is rice paper and the river is ink. How dare a little eunuch paint?"
hiss...
Di Xingwan and Di Luoxi frowned at the same time. This couplet was really clever, and it even scolded Long Chen.
Long Chen laughed loudly: "The sky is a chessboard star, can a mere old thief do it?"
The empress' face lit up with joy, she leaned back slightly on the phoenix chair, and tapped the armrest with her fingers unconsciously.
Li Chengtong, the prince of Nanliang, looked a little ugly. He didn't expect that he could answer such a powerful couplet. There were such powerful eunuchs in the harem of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty?
"Hmph! It's your turn!"
Yu Shinan didn't expect that this couplet could be matched. He, a great scribe from Nanliang, competed with a harem eunuch in public and was already at a disadvantage.
If he loses to Long Chen again, Yu Shinan will not be able to see the elders of Nanliang.
"listen!"
"Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow, Jiang Tower will last forever, Jiang Flow will last forever, and the style of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty will last forever!"
In addition to clever wording, this pair also has deep meaning.
Qian Jun and Yu Shinan, scribes of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, had a duel in Wangjiang Tower. After losing, they threw themselves into the river. Long Chen took this as the title and wrote this duet.
The meaning is obvious. Although Qian Jun lost, his character as a scholar is still there.
If Yu Shinan can't stand up to him, then go die!
After Yu Shinan listened to the first couplet, the fan in his hand kept clicking...
Half an hour passed, and Yu Shinan was still dotting...
"Master Yu, have you figured it out? My legs are numb when I stand."
Long Chen yawned, looking impatient.
The second princess, Emperor Xingwan, looked at Long Chen with burning eyes, turned around and whispered a few words to the female officer. The female officer nodded and quietly went down.
Seeing that Long Chen had troubled Yu Shinan, Di Luoxi was overjoyed: "Master Yu, if you voluntarily admit defeat, this princess will allow you to throw yourself into the river, just like Qian Jun."
Di Luoxi understood the meaning of the couplet.
Yu Shinan's face turned red, but he couldn't stand it. Prince Li Chengtong felt strange. When did the Eastern Zhou Dynasty produce such a powerful eunuch? It doesn't make sense.
"Master Yu, hurry up and do the right thing!"
"Your Highness, this couplet is too tricky for me to deal with."
Finally, Yu Shinan admitted that he was not right.
"Okay, being able to take the initiative to admit defeat is also a kind of courage. You are worthy of being the leader of Nanliang scribes."
The empress laughed heartily and sounded extremely happy.
Nanliang is famous for its prosperous literary style, and Yu Shinan is the leader of scribes. Today, he lost to the eunuchs of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. The empress felt particularly happy.
"Wait a minute, best of three, you just won one, come again!"
Of course, Prince Li Chengtong would not just admit defeat. The leader of Nanliang scribes lost to the young eunuch of the Eastern Zhou harem. If this news spread, people would laugh out loud.
Yu Shinan said harshly, "That's right, you win two out of three games. You win this one!"
Long Chen sneered and said: "What do you mean I win? Winning means winning, losing means losing! Qian Jun lost and threw himself into the river that day, but you are sophistical! The old thief is really shameless!"
"You! How dare you, a eunuch, be so arrogant!"
"Why should the old thief be angry? I am a eunuch, but now I represent the Eastern Zhou Dynasty. If you can't afford it, don't play with it. That Bai Ling suits you, hang it up! Someone, help the old thief move a stool!"
Yu Shinan was so angry that he couldn't hold a breath, and there was a sweet feeling in his throat...
puff...
A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Yu Shinan was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot.
"Master Yu!"
The soldiers from the Nanliang Mission immediately helped Yu Shinan sit down.
Di Luoxi couldn't help but clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Well done!"
When the empress saw Yu Shinan vomiting blood on the spot, she tried not to laugh and said: "Come here, please send the imperial doctor to show Master Yu, don't be so angry!"
Prince Li Chengtong said quickly: "No need, we have our own imperial doctor accompanying us."
The second prince Li Jiye asked: "Master Yu, can you do it? You are vomiting blood at this time!"
Yu Shinan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and gasped: "It doesn't matter, I can come again!"
Prince Li Chengtong asked people to support Yu Shinan to fight again.
"The harp, the harp, the lute, your Majesty is on high!"
Yu Shinan finally thought of a good pair.
This time Nan Liang sent four princes, and the four characters "qin, se, pipa" happened to have "wang" on their heads, so Yu Shinan said "wangwang is on top", which means that the four princes have noble status and are above the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.
"good!"
The fourth prince Li Wenji touched his palms and praised.
"Master Yu, this is absolutely, absolutely!"
Li Wenji was the best Chinese among the four princes. He had a Hongwen Museum in Jinling, the capital of Nanliang.
Li Wenji had been silent just now, but now that he heard Absolutely, he clapped his hands in admiration.
Yu Shinan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you, Fourth Prince. I finally figured it out. I'm so ashamed."
The Empress and Di Luoxi immediately looked at Long Chen. They just won a round. If this pair doesn't match up, it will be a draw.
"Little eunuch, right?"
Prince Li Chengtong sneered.
Long Chen looked at the four Li Chengtong brothers, and the deep hatred in his heart resurfaced. His eyes were bloodshot, his face was twitching, and his fists were clenched, wishing he could bite them to death on the spot.
"Monsters, monsters, ghosts and ghosts are here!"
Yu Shinan said that the four princes were kings, while Long Chen said that the four of them were monsters, just four little ghosts!
"How dare you be rude!"
Prince Li Chengtong was so angry that he actually called himself a ghost in public.
puff...
His own classic was actually matched up, and Yu Shinan spurted out blood again.
