After the joke was told, I waited with great expectation for Lingxi and Jingyue to laugh crazily.
This joke was popular throughout the school when I was in high school. I still remember that when Meng Fan told it to me vividly, I was entertained from morning till the end of school in the evening.
I was really laughing from ear to ear, almost crying.
I don’t even dare to recall it too much, because as soon as I recall it, my mind will automatically fill in the funny points, and I won’t be able to hold it back.
But now, facing Lingxi and Jingyue's lack of response, I was dumbfounded.
To be precise, I was confused.
Are these two women so funny?
Such a perfect joke and my hard-working performance can't ignite their emotions at all?
"How about another one?" I craned my neck to discuss.
Lingxi opened the book and said coldly: "Get out."
"Oh." I put the stool back in its original position and silently went out with Lingxi's leftover breakfast.
Jingyue puffed up her cheeks and closed the door. She did not forget to tell me: "The Chinese medicine for Ling Yatou is in the living room, one pack at a time, and boil for an hour at a time."
"I know." I replied in embarrassment.
When I walked into the kitchen, I was washing the dishes in a depressed mood, wondering if the joke just now was too disgusting, so Lingxi didn't laugh.
After all, girls have shallow appetites, so why do they have loose stools? This is indeed a bit disgusting.
While I was reflecting on myself, I could only hear laughter in the room where Lingxi had closed the door.
"What the hell?" I pricked up my ears like a rabbit, thinking I was hallucinating.
Holding a rag in my hand, I tiptoed closer to Lingxi's room.
"Giggle, giggle, I'm laughing so hard, laxative, cock, it's really a genius who can do it." Jingyue laughed so hard that she was out of breath and said: "Whoosh, whoosh... the sound is so vivid."
"No, this idiot Suning also deliberately prolonged his voice. I almost couldn't hold it in anymore." Lingxi covered her mouth and said in amusement, "How about it, Uncle Master, you should thank me, so that you don't have to cook in person at night."
"Hey, that's what I said. You also know my cooking skills, so you can't say it at all." Jingyue said without hesitation: "I stewed a fish for your uncle last year. Not to mention it, I forced you to Only when he was halfway through eating did he realize that he hadn’t removed the internal organs and your uncle had vomited them, so he was almost at risk of fighting me."
Lingxi kept smiling and said: "So, you'd better not cook, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned by you."
"Yeah, am I that bad?" Jingyue said dissatisfied: "I'm pretty good at cooking eggs."
I was standing outside with black lines on my forehead. How dare these two women team up to deal with me?
Fortunately, my wish to make Lingxi happy has been successfully fulfilled. As for who will cook, hehe, after listening to Jingyue's words, I think it is more reliable for me to cook.
At least I know how to remove the entrails when cooking fish.
When I was cooking for lunch, I boiled the Chinese medicine package.
Concerned about Lingxi's internal injuries, the dishes I cooked were relatively light.
It's a pity that Lingxi still has no appetite. After a few bites, he couldn't eat anymore.
Half an hour after the meal, I obeyed Jingyue's request and brought the medicinal soup to Lingxi.
"Master, it's time to drink medicine." I carried the pungent medicine bowl to Lingxi's room. Looking at her frown and the fear in her eyes, I wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
This woman is not afraid of anything, but she is actually afraid of drinking Chinese medicine.
But think about it, Chinese medicine is different from Western medicine, it is really smelly and unpleasant to drink.
I drank it several times when I was a child, and I felt nauseated every time. I wished I could vomit out the acidic water in my stomach.
"Can you not drink?" Lingxi bit her lower lip, pitifully.
I persuaded patiently: "Aunt Jingyue said that your qi and blood are insufficient and you must warm up with traditional Chinese medicine, so that you can recover faster."
"Afraid of hardship." Lingxi covered her cheeks and squatted on the bed. Her cute little expression almost melted my heart.
