Every time she came home covered in mud and was criticized, she took full responsibility and was beaten to the point of tears and snot.
People in the village say that Sister Xiaoping was the reincarnation of a monkey in her previous life and was given the wrong birth as a daughter. This shows how naughty she is as a girl.
"Hey, don't be so narcissistic about the past that you can't help yourself. Do you still want to listen to aunt's advice?" Tang Jingyue nudged me with her elbow, looked at the bathroom and said: "After your master washes up, he should lock the door and go to bed. If you don't do anything, then you can
No chance."
"If you want it, aunt, tell me quickly." After I recovered my senses, I quickly lowered my voice and urged.
Tang Jingyue waved her hand, motioning for me to come closer, and whispered in her ear: "Show your stand and use your shameless spirit to stalk me. Girl Ling is very cruel to others, and she will definitely be soft-hearted towards you."
"Now go sit in her room and read a book. No matter how hard she chases you away, don't leave."
"Do you understand that it's a waste of time?"
I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said, "I understand."
Tang Jingyue continued: "Then talk about love. There is no girl who doesn't like to listen to love words, and your master is the same."
"If you say something disgusting, of course, you have to be sincere."
"Don't act like a fool and make people feel disgusted. Don't mention Xiao Minghe at all."
I carefully wrote down: "Then what if the master pricks me with a silver needle?"
Tang Jingyue grabbed my ear and scolded me: "Just prick it, it won't hurt you to death."
"Girl Ling, that's just to scare you. The place where it was pierced will not have any impact on your body."
"You can bear the pain of the silver needle pricking the acupuncture point, but you can't bear this little fuss?"
I said in embarrassment: "I'm afraid of being stabbed too many times."
Tang Jingyue let go and said: "Then it's not broken, just wait for death slowly."
"No, Auntie, your idea is perfect, just do it." I observed secretly. Based on Lingxi's washing process every night, after taking a bath, she would definitely blow dry her hair, then refill it with water before
Room.
At this moment, she was brushing her teeth, blow-drying her hair, and applying moisturizer for about ten minutes.
Thinking of this, I quietly ran to Lingxi's room.
"Hey, wait a minute." Tang Jingyue pulled me and said, "Go upstairs and brush your teeth and wash your face. I have one last trick I haven't taught you yet."
I said anxiously: "Time doesn't wait for me, you can finish it all at once."
Tang Jingyue took on the airs of an elder and said seriously: "Kiss her."
"What?" I raised my voice and quickly covered my mouth.
Tang Jingyue said ambiguously: "How you treated Ling Yatou in the RV last time, you will do the same to her tonight."
"Let her feel that your heart belongs to you and that you are unwavering."
"As long as you do as I say, after tonight, Miss Ling will no longer care about the extra Xiao Minghe in the villa."
I said dullly: "Then why do you ask me to brush my teeth and wash my face? Isn't this a waste of time?"
Tang Jingyue said bitterly: "You are a pig-brained person. The spirit girl has mysophobia. You don't brush your teeth and wash your face and you still want to kiss her?"
"Better chew some gum, put on your pajamas and come down."
"Stop, get out of here..." Tang Jingyue cursed.
I sprinted to the second floor at a sprint speed of 100 meters, brushed my teeth, washed my face and changed clothes. After three minutes, I chewed gum and returned to the living room downstairs.
Tang Jingyue said contemptuously: "So fast? Have you cleaned it thoroughly?"
"Ahem, it's very clean and smells good." I blew on Tang Jingyue, raised my eyebrows and said, "How are you, aunt? It's no problem."
"Go, go, go." Tang Jingyue waved her hand impatiently, "Aren't you too cowardly to tease your aunt?"
