Pei Chuan said that there are three major pleasures in a man's life: smoking, shitting, and having sex.
I don't smoke and I haven't had sex with a girl yet.
So I can't feel the wonder of those two pleasures for the time being, but the matter of pooping, tsk tsk tsk, especially the smell of diarrhea, is really magical.
You obviously thought that you had done it, wiped your butt, and were about to pull up your pants, but hey, he took them off again by some strange mistake.
This resulted in me squatting in the toilet cubicle for a long time without daring to move.
About ten minutes later, footsteps were heard outside. At first, I didn’t take it seriously, thinking it was other guests at the lobster restaurant.
But as the two got closer and the conversation became louder and louder, I was stunned.
Ye Xuwei and Guan Yiqin?
Is it such a coincidence? They both came to have diarrhea too?
I thought to myself and listened carefully to their chat.
"Damn it, the little girl surnamed Zhou is not good enough. I'm afraid I won't be able to get her to stay in bed tonight." Ye Xuwei cursed and complained: "Lin Dong said these girls are easy to get started with, so let's smash them a little bit."
Money, eat it up and wipe it clean."
"Now, is one hundred thousand still too little?"
"Those top-notch people in the capital city only have 500,000 yuan a night."
"Once we get there, labor and management can do whatever they want without being led by others."
Guan Yiqin sneered and said: "You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, but you don't mind being dirty when a top-notch product is played to pieces by the rich people in Kyoto? No matter how good you are, can it be as good as the yellow-flowered girl in the box?"
"If Zhou Meng can't get it, isn't that girl named Hao okay?"
"He is a smart man, and his good looks are acceptable."
"After dinner, you can find a reason to take her out, and you will be satisfied."
Ye Xuwei spat hard and said disdainfully: "Hao Yunlei is definitely no longer a child when he is posing and playing with such things. I might as well sleep at home."
Guan Yiqin said helplessly: "Then what do you think we should do? These girls are not street girls. After all, they are Yin Xu's classmates. They must stay as appropriate as they should."
Ye Xuwei pressed the lighter and lit the chimney: "Let's talk about it later. After dinner and singing, Zhou Meng and I will have more contact. If it works, that's fine. If not, go home early."
Guan Yiqin joked: "Can you sleep at home? Look, the thing in your crotch is almost bursting."
Ye Xuwei laughed and scolded: "Aren't you the same?"
The two laughed loudly and left one after the other.
My legs were numb from squatting until there was no movement in the bathroom, then I picked up my pants and left carefully.
Sure enough, these two guys had bad intentions from the beginning.
It was a lie to eat and join in the fun, picking up girls was the real purpose of their trip.
Fortunately, people are not as good as God. Zhou Meng, who is the most beautiful, is not moved by money, leaving Ye Xuwei nowhere to start.
Hao Yunlei had something to play for, but Young Master Ye didn't like her.
As for Sister Xiaoping, to be honest, she is not ugly, but her figure is really hard to describe.
She has a curvy front and a curvy back, and a voluptuous figure. She is at the airport in front and the parking lot behind.
In this way, when Zhou Meng and Hao Yunlei were relatively mature, she was inconspicuous sitting in the box.
I had always been worried that two lustful men would get hard on each other with the help of alcohol. Now that I heard Ye Xuwei’s decision, I couldn’t help but feel relieved.
I went to the front desk to say hello and then returned to the box while rubbing my belly.
The dinner was still going on, and Ye Xuwei was focused on Zhou Meng.
He almost no longer hid his fiery eyes and showed his attentiveness.
Zhou Meng also noticed something was wrong with Young Master Ye, and directly changed seats with me.
This move made Ye Xuwei angry on the spot and started drinking.
At half past ten, under my deliberate urging, the dinner party ended.
Ye Xuwei didn't want to be laughed at, so he took the initiative to go to the front desk to pay, and said that everyone should go to the KTV on the 17th floor to sing.
Obviously, this guy still doesn't give up on Zhou Meng.
