When the uncle opened his mouth, Lingxi readily agreed.
But what puzzles me is that when there is clearly San Bo, the third elder of Kunlun, in the family, why do we go far away to invite some goddess or Taoist priest?
Isn't this just taking money and making fun of it?
"Don't look at me. Your uncle doesn't believe me when I tell you." Sensing my gaze, the third uncle put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and said, "I have already checked for Su Mei. She is destined to have a son and a daughter. This is a real thing.
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"The reason why I still can't have children is related to the feng shui layout of the man's family."
"I went to the town specifically to see it half a month ago. There were two one-meter-high stone lions placed outside the yard of the man's house."
"It stands to reason that stone lions can protect a house and have the effect of warding off evil spirits and absorbing money."
"The bad thing is that the husband's family doesn't know anything about Feng Shui layout. The stone lions in his house are one male and one female. But his family just placed two male lions."
The third uncle sneered and said: "The male lion steps on the hydrangea ball, and the ball becomes a circle, which means family harmony and perfection."
"The lioness steps on the lion cub, and the lion cub becomes her son, which is a sign of family happiness."
"Yin and yang are harmonious, yin and yang meet, and yin and yang blend. Only in this way can the family be happy and enjoy the happiness of family harmony."
"If they are ordinary stone lions that have never been enlightened, they are just useless. They are just two useless pieces of stone placed in front of the house for psychological comfort. It will not affect the owner's luck."
"It's a pity that the two stone lions from Su Mei's mother-in-law's family were contaminated with spirit and have long since come back to life."
"When male lions rule the house, the yang energy is strong and there is no yin energy. If they keep fighting with each other, there will be damage."
San Bo raised his cup and took a sip of tea, and said calmly: "Without Yin Qi, how can Yin and Yang meet?"
"Just like a man and a woman giving birth to a child, can two grown men give birth to a child?"
I was very interested and asked: "Do you have any solution?"
The third uncle looked like a master, stroking a few sparse beards on his chin and said: "The method is also very simple. If you invite the stone lion back, then send it back intact."
"The so-called return of things to their original owners means nothing is owed to each other."
I interjected: "Didn't you just say that the stone lion has been soaked with spirit and has already come to life? How easy is it to give away living things?"
"As the saying goes, it is easier to ask the gods than to send them away. If there is no expert to help..."
Before I finished speaking, Sanbo looked at me with emotion and said, "You are a good boy. You have been in Zhongzhou for more than three months and you have learned something. You actually know that it is easy to invite gods but difficult to send them away. Not bad, not bad."
Children can be taught."
I said humbly: "Master taught me well."
After saying that, he did not forget to cast a "wink" at Lingxi, feeling proud.
Uncle San considered me carefully and said, "Okay, then you can tell me how to send this thing away safely."
"I don't know." I shook my head honestly and said, "If I want to know, do I need to ask you?"
Third Uncle rarely did anything to harm me. He cast his gaze on Pei Chuan and Ji Qinghe and said in a deep voice, "You two are, after all, dignified earth spiritual masters. Let's talk about it."
The two direct disciples of Kunlun were so sarcastic that they couldn't hold their heads up when Sanbo said "a dignified spiritual master". Even Ji Qinghe, who was arrogant and arrogant, couldn't help but lower his head.
The third uncle looked a little disappointed, and turned the tea cup in his hand and said: "Master Huang looks at faces, and Master Di Ling looks at Feng Shui. Don't rush, think about it slowly, this matter is not easy to say, it depends on how good you are at the craftsmanship."
Pei Chuan thought for a moment and said: "The two male stone lions are connected with the master's luck. If they are sent away without any reason, I am afraid it will cause more trouble to the master."
"At the least, it can cause a loss of family fortune, and at worst, it can cause casualties."
