Meng Fan was lying on the computer chair with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone. When he saw Lingxi and I coming in, he got up in a panic and had a stiff smile.
"What are you so afraid of? My master doesn't eat people." I told Meng Fan not to be nervous. I pulled him to the window and asked Lingxi, "Master, how should I verify it next?"
"Let him choose between two methods." Lingxi faced Meng Fan and said, "The first is to take the Kunlun Qi Machine Pill and use the majestic vitality in the pill to lure the vaginal fetus into action."
"The second method is to prick acupuncture points with silver needles and seal seventy-two acupuncture points on his body, forcing the vagina to appear."
"The first method is easy and painless, but it requires additional money, because it is not easy to refine the Qi Machine Pill, and the price of one piece is 300,000."
"The second method is free, but it's cheap but not good, so naturally you have to suffer a little bit."
After Lingxi finished speaking, he took out the cloth roll with the silver needle from his pocket and said, "Only after I have confirmed the existence of the vaginal fetus can I take the next step."
"I, let me ask, how painful is it when the silver needle pricks the acupuncture point?" Meng Fan said with a pale face: "I am timid and afraid of pain."
Lingxi showed a narrow smile and said: "You can ask Suning about this. He was haunted by evil spirits before and had to prick acupuncture points with silver needles every few days to suppress the yin energy. He has the most say."
"Ning Zi." Meng Fan grabbed my right arm in fear and said in a trembling voice: "You, honestly, will you hurt me to death?"
I shook my head vigorously and said matter-of-factly: "It won't hurt to death, it usually makes you faint from the pain."
"Fuck you." Meng Fan took a breath and said with the fat on his face rising and falling, "How did you endure it?"
"In order to survive, you have to endure it." I comforted the shivering Meng Fan and said seriously: "Don't be afraid, you won't feel the pain if you faint."
Meng Fan's mouth twitched and he waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, I'll choose the first method."
I said contemptuously: "Can you be a little successful? Don't act like my master wants to make money from you."
"Brother, I know that Master Lingxi is not short of money. This, damn it, I'm afraid it won't work." Meng Fan said frustratedly: "Besides, three hundred thousand is not a lot."
"Why do you have to suffer for something you can do with money?"
Meng Fan raised his cell phone and called his father to explain the situation here.
"What? You want me to try the silver needle acupoint first?" Meng Fan widened his eyes in disbelief and said, "You are my biological father? You brought me back from the roadside, right?"
"Mom, let my mother answer the phone."
"Only mothers are good in the world. A mother's child is like a treasure, thrown into the mother's arms..." Meng Fan sang sentimentally, looking like a good baby.
Half a minute later, Meng Fan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said: "Aww, Mom, you are the best."
"I will definitely be filial to you from now on, kneading your shoulders and legs, serving you tea and water..."
"Done." After hanging up the phone, Meng Fan sighed and said, "I choose the first method."
"It's really yours." I nudged Meng Fan with my elbow, gave a thumbs up and said, "I never thought you could sing so beautifully before. It's not bad, and your emotions are very good, but the tears are a bit fake, it's just thunder but no rain."
"Are you laughing at me?" Meng Fan said angrily: "I just thought about it carefully. There is no second option for you to be pricked with silver needles. I am different. I have options."
"Since there is a choice, it is the fool who asks for the consequences."
Meng Fan threw his phone on the bed, rubbed his hands and asked Lingxi: "My mother has already gone to Kunlun headquarters to pay the money. Can I take the medicine first?"
Lingxi handed a small white bottle to Meng Fan and warned: "Swallow it raw. Do not take medicine with water."
Meng Fan happily opened the cork of the bottle and poured out a black elixir the size of a dragon's eye. His expression immediately became horrified and he said, "Wow, is it so big?"
"this......"
"I can't swallow this without water."
"No, no, even with water you may not be able to swallow it."
Meng Fan turned to me and asked for help: "I have a small throat, so I usually crush the cold medicine and mix it with water and swallow it hard."
"Qi Ji Dan cannot be crushed, otherwise it will destroy the efficacy of the medicine." Lingxi said calmly: "Three hundred thousand pills cannot withstand your waste."