"One of the clearest things in my memory is that when I was eight years old, a dozen young women dressed in colorful clothes suddenly appeared at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, clamoring to see the great uncle."
"My father thought that the great uncle was always in trouble and finally gave up, playing with the feelings of those women."
"Little did they know that they came here to ask for prostitution money. Well...70,000 to 80,000 yuan. My father helped him advance the payment with a stern face, and he almost fainted."
"Is this okay?" My jaw almost dropped to the ground, and I said in wonder: "He is a wonderful person, shameless."
Tang Jingyue laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and she pointed at me and said, "This is exactly the same as what your third uncle said. It is worthy of being a descendant of the old Su family."
I lowered my voice and said, "Auntie, I cheated on Pei Chuan because he always humiliated me. Why did you cheat on him?"
Tang Jingyue smiled brightly and said: "He is disobedient and doesn't give me foot-washing water."
"You're a bit cruel." I silently glanced at Pei Chuan, who was wailing, and said sympathetically, "I won't be able to get out of bed for at least three days."
Tang Jingyue stretched out her arms and said: "So there is a saying you have to keep in mind, only women and villains are difficult to raise..."
I flattered you and said, "You and my master are not ordinary women, we are the Nine Heavenly Mysteries from heaven and earth."
"Giggle, your little mouth is so sweet." Tang Jingyue smiled sweetly and said: "With your performance, my aunt will not be willing to trick you no matter what."
Lingxi said angrily: "You are slippery-tongued, and you are getting worse and worse."
"Your mouth is quite greasy. How do you know if your tongue is slippery, Master?" I approached Lingxi and asked in a weak voice that only the two of us could hear: "Is it really slippery? Did I stick out my tongue last time?"
"
Lingxi's cheeks turned red and she pinched my arm hard in private.
I begged miserably for mercy, but Lingxi rolled my eyes.
That cute little expression almost made me kiss her.
...
With Pei Chuan howling, we ended up with a sumptuous and delicious supper.
At three o'clock in the morning, I returned to the room after taking a shower.
The quilt has been sun-dried, clean and full of the smell of sunshine.
I lay comfortably on the bed and flipped through the news on my phone.
Soon I fell asleep and even forgot about the homework I had to do every night: reciting the Ksitigarbha Sutra.
At noon the next day, around twelve o'clock, I woke up.
When they went downstairs, Xiao Yu'er was watching TV with Tang Jingyue in the living room. The two of them each held a bucket of potato chips and ate with gusto.
Lingxi and Ji Qinghe went out, saying they were going to the Kunlun headquarters in Kyoto.
Pei Chuan was injured, and the guy was so sleepy that he still hadn't woken up.
Du Qirui was bored and playing with flowers and plants in the yard.
One moment I was building branches, the other I was watering, I was very busy...
I'm really afraid that all the flowers and plants will die if I water them in the middle of the day.
After brushing my teeth and washing my face, I walked around the kitchen with a towel in my hands. There was no sign of starting a fire.
Tang Jingyue said generously: "Order takeout. You cooked for everyone along the way. I'll let you relax when you get home. If you want to eat, my aunt will treat you, just order it."
I opened the refrigerator and took a look, oh, it was empty.
Damn it, Du Qirui has never cooked in the two months he has lived here.
There was nothing to cook, so I could only order takeout according to Tang Jingyue's wishes.
By the way, I called Lingxi and asked her to arrange for her disciples to send some vegetables, fish and meat.
With so many people, we can't order takeout every day.
