I didn't sleep well that night, and one day I dreamed that Tang Jingyue was pricking me with a silver needle.
After a while, I dreamed that my dad was being chased and he was covered in blood and asked me for help.
I also dreamed of the third uncle, holding the Taixuan Sword and bathing in the glow, as if he had become an immortal and attained enlightenment.
Finally, the screen turned and I saw Jiuyang.
He kept biting my three souls and seven souls, showing a sinister and crazy smile. The pain caused me to fall into a coma, and I didn't know whether I was alive or alive.
At 7:20 in the morning, I was woken up by Meng Fan.
This guy sat beside my bed, munching spicy noodles and said, "Your face is a little dark. Is it because you have accumulated too much blood cricket toxins?"
I turned over in a daze, my whole body was weak and my brain was dizzy.
If you think about it carefully, you have been waiting for the Kunlun disciples to send the dragon and carp blood for the past few days, and it is true that Lingxi did not use the silver needle to draw the poison.
"Fat man, give me a hand." I got up and said, "How were you last night? Did the bloody hand come out again?"
"Hey, with Master Lingxi in charge, my little bloody hand won't have the guts to come out and do evil again." Meng Fan helped me get out of bed, and said with a sullen expression: "I slept until dawn, so it's like this
The most peaceful sleep I’ve had in a while.”
I put on my slippers and walked to the bathroom: "The master is preparing the things needed to remove the vaginal fetus. The price is not cheap. You'd better discuss it with your family."
"Oh my god, do you really think of me as a picked-up child?" Meng Fan said dissatisfied: "My parents are very stingy, so they wouldn't even take my life as a joke."
"Not to mention just a few million, even if it goes to the point of bankruptcy, I believe they will take it."
"It's you, what did you do last night? You screamed and screamed, and you scared me so much that I got up to pee in the middle of the night." Meng Fan asked.
I squeezed out the toothpaste, looked at myself in the mirror with a darkened face, and said with fear, "I was almost stabbed to death by Aunt Jingyue with a silver needle last night."
"Pfft." Meng Fan immediately spit out the crispy noodles from his mouth and gloated: "How did you anger Elder Jingyue?"
"I didn't do anything, I just listened to her tell stories." I said innocently, "Who knows what medicine she took wrongly later, and she got angry for no reason."
Meng Fan touched his chin and speculated: "It may be that menopause has arrived. My mother was also nervous for a while. She lost her temper over big and small things. It was very scary."
"Ouch."
Before Meng Fan could finish his words, he suddenly covered his butt with his hands and screamed strangely.
I was brushing my teeth when I turned around with my mouth full of foam, looked at the spot Meng Fan was covering, and couldn't help laughing: "What, you have hemorrhoids?"
Meng Fan kept winking at me and ran away.
I followed Meng Fan's hint and saw Tang Jingyue standing at the door of the room with a sullen look on her face, sneering again and again.
I watched my nose with my eyes, my nose with my heart, and washed my hands silently, pretending that nothing happened.
"Remember, God knows what happened last night, you know it and I know it. If you dare to leak it to a third party..." Tang Jingyue snorted coldly, and the threat was self-evident.
I bit my toothbrush and said vaguely: Last night? What happened? I slept soundly, and I just remember that the moon was very round."
Tang Jingyue put away the silver needle on her fingertips and turned back to her room.
I stood in front of the mirror and felt so relieved that I didn't dare to breathe.
Women, there is really no reason to explain.
After going downstairs, Xiao Yu'er was cleaning in the living room, while Meng Fan hid in the corner and rubbed his butt with a grin on his face.
Seeing that I came down safely, Meng Fan pointed at me angrily and said, "You plague god, stay away from me from now on."
"Hey, how do you feel? Are you so happy?" I teased, "You said Aunt Jingyue is going through menopause, not me."
"You have to pay a price for speaking ill of people behind their backs, right?"
"I was tricked by you." Meng Fan growled: "Hurry up and compensate me, labor and management are hungry."