"Australian lobster, big abalone, woo woo woo, I missed a super meal in vain."
Cao Zheng echoed: "That's right, tonight's meal doesn't count. After eating, we are going to sing, and tonight's accommodation is all arranged by Suning."
"Fuck, I agree with both hands and feet." Ma Xiaotao shouted: "I have been frugal for more than a week, and I must be extravagant tonight."
Yin Xu smiled and took her boyfriend Lin Dong's arm and said, "I have no objection."
Hao Yunlei threw a melon seed in front of Sister Xiaoping, and said with a raised corner of her mouth: "What do you think is more important, my brother or our group of buddies?"
"I, I..." Sister Xiaoping looked at me and said, "Can I abstain from voting?"
"Ha, there's no point in abstaining. The current vote count is six to one." Ma Xiaotao stood up excitedly and said, "Then it's settled?"
Lin Dong, who was wearing black-rimmed glasses, waved his hand and said: "The host has not spoken yet. Is it too early to make a decision now?"
"Uh-huh."
Following Lin Dong's reminder, seven eyes fell on me.
Except for Sister Xiaoping, the other six people looked forward to it.
"Ningzi." Sister Xiaoping lowered her head, as if she had made a huge mistake.
I smiled nonchalantly and said, "It's okay, just be happy."
Cao Zheng said excitedly: "So you agreed?"
I said cheerfully: "I agreed. We will eat, sing, and stay overnight. We will do our best."
"Ho ho ho."
There was a burst of screaming in the box, and the atmosphere reached its peak.
"Where did you get so much money?" Taking advantage of the shouting of several people, Sister Xiaoping lowered her voice and said: "Don't flatter yourself, my classmates will not be polite to you."
I knew Sister Xiaoping had no confidence, so I simply opened her WeChat wallet, showed the balance and said, "I still have 70,000 to 80,000 yuan in change, is that enough?"
"You..." Sister Xiaoping's pupils shrank, she quickly regained her composure, and said with a straight face: "Tell me honestly whether you did something bad in Kyoto."
"What path did you take? What kind of black money did you earn?"
She pinched my thigh meat fiercely and threatened: "If you dare to lie to me, I will make you walk around without finishing your meal."
"Oh, how could I, a good citizen, do bad things?" I bared my teeth and begged for mercy: "My wife gives it to me every month."
Sister Xiaoping's eyes lit up, she blinked cutely and said, "Are you a pretty girl?"
My face turned dark and I said, "Married and married property is jointly owned."
"Bah." Sister Xiaoping turned around and spat: "You haven't reached the legal age of marriage, how can you get the joint property of husband and wife?"
"That's right. My little Ningzi has grown up and learned to eat soft food."
"Keke, he is better than your three uncles. He is better than his master."
"Keep it up, sister takes good care of you."
Sister Xiaoping said seriously: "Make more money. If I don't get married well in the future, you can support me with money."
"This way I feel confident and I am not afraid of my husband's family bullying me."
"If we don't agree with each other, I will go back to my parents' house and let them kneel down and beg me to go back."
"Well, when I was a child, I protected you everywhere. When you grow up, it's your turn to protect me."
"Don't look at me like that. Come on, just pull the hook. It's a deal."
As she said that, she circled my little finger in a serious manner and said: "Hang yourself with a hook and you won't be able to change it for a hundred years. You are just a puppy if you lie to me."
"Hey, Ningzi is so nice."
I held my forehead with my hand and was speechless for a long time. What a sin.
This maniac who cheats on his younger brother is even more cheating than Su Tongyuan, who loves to snitch.
