"No, I don't have any education at all. I guess I wasn't invited here by Zhixia."
"Oh, how could Zhixia have such a friend? If I look at it, I might be able to tell which guest brought him for dinner."
"Is there such a person?"
"Why not? I know people but not their hearts. There are too many shameless people."
"Shh, keep your voice down, don't let him hear you."
"What are you afraid of?"
...
The two girls were chatting animatedly and looked at me sarcastically from time to time.
I was extremely embarrassed peeling the prawns.
No wonder I always feel that the shrimp pot is a bit big. I bet this is not a portion, but an "allocation" for the diners.
It was a big joke. Even if I didn't care about the other person's cynicism, I felt very regretful.
If I had known I would be embarrassed here, I might as well have slept at home.
No matter what happens, I should drag Su Tongyuan over and let her teach me step by step.
"When you are alive, if you always worry about other people's opinions, then life will be very tiring."
Just when I was debating whether to secretly put this big pot of salt and pepper shrimp back on the table, a man in a white shirt sat next to me.
Wearing disposable transparent gloves, he took a prawn from the basin in front of me and peeled it himself: "Do you mind taking me to eat with you?"
"As long as you don't mind." I pushed the basin between the two of them and said ashamedly: "It's my first time attending a banquet. I don't know the rules, so I made a fool of myself."
"This is my first time too." The man in the shirt lowered his voice and said, "I saw you when you came in. You came here with Lingxi."
Seeing that I was slightly wary, the man in the shirt sat up straight and chewed slowly: "In terms of seniority, you have to call me uncle."
"Huh?" I opened my mouth wide and was at a loss.
The man in the shirt said proudly: "My surname is Pei, and my last name is Sichuan. My master is Du Qirui, the great elder of Kunlun, and Lingxi is my senior sister."
"You..." I thought thoughtfully, and then suddenly realized: "Are you the number one idiot in Kunlun according to my master?"
"puff."
The man in the shirt who was drinking beer spat out a mouthful of beer and said in a panic, "Fuck, you know all this?"
I suppressed a smile and threw the napkin away and said, "Unfortunately, I only heard about it this afternoon."
"Tsk, I hear what you mean. Senior sister gave you the Eight-Character Physiology Sutra?" The man in the shirt regained his previous composure, wiped the water stains around his mouth and said, "How about it, how many days have you read it now? Remember it?"
How many?"
"I just read it in the afternoon, so it takes half a day." I said honestly: "Master asked me to finish it within seven days, and I will never take away your title of the number one idiot in Kunlun."
The man in the shirt's nostrils dilated and said angrily: "What do you think?"
"What do you think?" I said depressedly.
The man in the shirt gritted his teeth and said angrily: "I am your uncle and your elder, do you understand?"
"Then what?" I held the Coke and waited for the next step.
The man in the shirt took a sip of beer and said sullenly: "Respect the old and love the young. It's okay if my senior sister humiliates me. But you, a junior, can't do it. You can't memorize the "Eight-Character Physiology Sutra" in seven days. You are the most stupid person in Kunlun.
You have to take the title away."
I twitched my mouth and was stunned.
Are there still such shameless people in this world?
