The two big white geese seemed to understand what the drunkard said.
They spread their two snow-white wings, one on the left and one on the right, and rushed forward, pinching the drunkard's thighs and fingers respectively. The drunkard screamed in pain and immediately ran away towards the lobby.
The two big white geese returned victorious, with arrogant expressions on their faces. They swaggered up to Zhang Ruochen and continued eating.
After feeding the two big white geese, I went to feed the old scalper.
Zhang Ruochen then returned to the lobby, but saw that the drunkard had not left.
"It's so fierce. Is this still a goose? It's simply scarier than the legendary phoenix."
The drunkard has disheveled hair and sometimes rubs his fingers and sometimes his thighs.
After seven years of dating, Zhang Ruochen had become very familiar with the drunkard, so he brought a jar of wine, sat down and said, "Why are you messing with them? Two geese that have become sperm, even I dare not say that I want to eat their meat."
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The drunkard asked curiously: "Old Zhangtou, I never asked you how old you are? I heard the oldest old man in the town said that when he was young, you looked half dead."
Zhang Ruochen was actually very puzzled as to why the fire of life never went out even though there was only a trace of it left.
It's hard to live for so many years.
Sometimes, he wondered if the Buddha's relics and white blood and soil were prolonging his life.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I won't live long!"
Zhang Ruochen filled two bowls of wine and pushed one over to the drunkard.
The drunkard rolled up his sleeves, held up the pottery bowl, inhaled the smell of alcohol intoxicatedly, and drank it all.
In an instant, my hands no longer hurt, and my legs no longer hurt!
Zhang Ruochen asked: "Not to mention you, even the old oxen suffered a lot from their mouths. People often say that they are as strong as oxen. Tell me, why is there one strong oxen, but not two?
Goose’s opponent?”
"Because one is fierce and the other is honest. The honest one will naturally be bullied." The drunkard said.
Zhang Ruochen said: "If this cow is honest, why can it trample the butcher to death?"
"If the butcher wants to kill it, of course it will fight tooth and nail," the drunkard said matter-of-factly.
Zhang Ruochen said: "When you work hard, you can trample the butcher to death. When you are bullied, you will always be bullied. Who is the most powerful, goose, scalper or butcher?"
The drunkard was stunned!
"Goose...is the most powerful?"
"Is it difficult for the butcher to kill it?"
"The cow is the most powerful? No... no... the butcher is the most powerful... that's not right... let me think about it..."
The alcoholic completely loses interest in drinking and becomes completely lost in thought.
Finally, he became crazy with his thoughts. He grabbed his hair with both hands and yelled: "What's wrong with you? Stop drinking, stop drinking!"
The drunkard slapped his butt and left. Before leaving, he did not forget to glance at the two big white geese and the old scalper in the backyard with an angry look in his eyes.
Zhang Ruochen was left drinking alone.
In fact, what Zhang Ruochen couldn't understand the most was that he had been pretending to sleep in bed for more than half a year and no one could wake him up. But a fight between goose and cow made him wake up.
Why is this?
What wakes up someone who is pretending to be asleep?
The goose could not be the opponent of the cow at all. It was far inferior in strength and its attack power was not fatal. However, it just won!
The cow looks strong, but is unable to fight back.
He has been raising oxen and two big white geese, just to find out the reason. What on earth made him wake up?
When the butcher was trampled to death by a cow, Zhang Ruochen became even more confused.
It shows that this is not a cow that is left to be slaughtered, but it also knows how to fight back.
After drinking the drink, Zhang Ruochen took out the wooden tie, sat under the big locust tree, and started tapping. The sound was ups and downs, sometimes clear and sometimes deep.
In the following days, the drunkard would come to the inn every day and argue with Zhang Ruochen about who was stronger and who was weaker, the goose, the scalper, or the butcher.
However, there is still no result.
It was a very cold winter with heavy snowfall, and the snow was three feet thick.
The drunkard came to the inn and said, "I finally thought of a way to tell the difference between them."
"oh?"
Zhang Ruochen was banging the clapper and responded casually.
The drunkard said: "I will raise geese, and you will raise cows. Butchers are trampled to death by cows. As long as the geese I raise can defeat your cows in an upright manner, it means that geese are the strongest, cows are second, and butchers are rubbish."
Zhang Ruochen stopped and said, "I knew that you had been plotting against my two big white geese. Do you want to get the white geese with nothing?"
"I'll buy."
"Not for sale."
"Stingy! They're just two geese, and you treat them like treasures. Who cares? Farewell!"
The drunkard left angrily.
The next day, the inn was stolen!
Two big white geese were stolen.
Zhang Ruochen searched the entire town but couldn't find the goose.
Also missing was an alcoholic.
Finally, on the big locust tree, I saw a line of words left by the drunkard: "You can't find the answer here."
"It's so quiet. It seems that I really made a mistake this time. This drunkard is really not an ordinary person!"
Zhang Ruochen smiled helplessly and realized that he would soon have to bid farewell to his current peaceful life.
However, he did not think about leaving or hiding somewhere else.
Now that the drunkard is targeting him, it will be useless even if he hides to the ends of the earth.
This planet is a sixth-level star. It is not that big compared to major stars above level seven, but it is much larger than other living planets.
Generally speaking, only on the main star can there be gods.
now.
The drunkard stood in the void outside this planet. He stopped, looked back, and seemed to be saying to himself: "It's such a pity that you are hiding here! Without you, this era will have less fun! You want to be quiet?"
, I won’t let you be quiet. Zhang Ruochen, it’s time for you to be born!”
He waved his big sleeves, stepped on the void, and walked away, chanting: "There is nowhere to go in the south, and the mortal world is free. If people come to bully me, the earth will be dyed three feet red. If the sky comes to bully me, I will call you a thief."
God, if I deceive myself, who cares?"
"Quack!"
Behind him were two swaggering white geese.
Shaking and tugging, the steps of one person and two geese are surprisingly consistent.
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The universe is eternal, the stars are always moving, and they will not stop because of anyone's withdrawal.
Without Zhang Ruochen, the world is still the same as before.
Although the war between heaven and hell only broke out a few decades ago, it was not as peaceful as the gods expected. Instead, it was extremely fierce. In the past few decades, many ancient civilizations were destroyed, divine wars broke out frequently, and countless gods fell.
The Iron Curtain defense line established by Heavenly Court relying on the Giant Spirit Civilization, Yanyang Civilization, and Zangxu Civilization has been riddled with holes, and the situation is precarious. Countless monks have died in the battle.
Once war breaks out, it's like releasing a demon that is no longer under anyone's control.
Forty years ago, a zombie god sneaked into the northern universe, slaughtered an entire world, and refined hundreds of millions of corpses.
The northern space war breaks out!
Thirty years ago, news came out that Queen Chi Yao devoured Zhang Ruochen's cultivation and cultivated it into the "Thirty-Third Heaven". After that, armies of the Rakshasa and the Undead Blood Tribe broke into the starry sky where the Kunlun Realm was located and wreaked havoc.
The killings and war spread to local star areas in the western universe.
Twenty years ago, the Heavenly Palace held a ceremony to seal the heavens, appointing twenty heavens and Haotian as the new Heavenly Lord.
After 300,000 years, the twenty heavens reappeared in the world. The divine shadows of the heavens were suspended in the sky, like twenty giants in the sky. They were the strongest people of this era.
Not to be outdone, the Hell Realm also held a ceremony to seal the heavens and selected the twenty heavens. Emperor Fengdu was the Heavenly Lord of the Hell Realm.
Ten years ago, the Wuqing Sect returned from Lihentian and entered the realm of gods.
Four years ago, Chi Xingtian escaped from Luozu Yunshan Realm.
Last month, Bai Qing'er returned from the Borderland Universe on an ancient white jade ship and returned to the Twelve Squares of the Goddess.
Times are changing all the time, and everyone is the protagonist of this era.
At this time, Zhang Ruochen looked up at the sky and saw the sky burning and a ball of fire falling from the sky, landing only about five hundred miles away from the town.
He could see clearly that the one who fell down was a monk.
Moreover, his cultivation is not weak and he is a great saint.
Not long after, Zhang Ruochen saw the great sage appear in his field of vision. He was seriously injured and his breath was weak. He flew down from the air and appeared at the entrance of the town.