Not long after Li Baiyi's four major disciples left, a lean old man appeared under the willow tree in an unknown place.
Stooped and hunched, cheeks sunken.
A pair of eyes full of obscene light.
The skinny body does not seem to be caused by old age and physical weakness, but more like a unique manifestation of being addicted to a certain avenue and cultivating to a deep state.
"The old man is very busy. If you have anything to say, please don't disturb me and my little wives while we admire the moon!"
The old man sat down in front of Li Baiyi and took out his crotch in a very inconspicuous manner.
Li Baiyi turned a blind eye and just said, "You owed me a favor before, do you still remember?"
"What?"
The old man looked confused and ignorant.
"I'm not asking you to steal the Buddha statues from the Western Heaven Buddha Kingdom. What are you afraid of?"
Li Baiyi snorted coldly.
"Huh huh... The old man doesn't want my beautiful little wives to remain widows!"
The old man hummed.
"Zhao Tianjia, you are acting stupid and dumbfounded, but you are not being reasonable. I happen to be a person who likes to be reasonable. Do you want me to explain the truth to you?"
Li Baiyi said with a smile.
"Say it, say it!"
The wretched old man named Zhao Tianjia scratched his ears and cheeks and said.
"I want you to owe me another favor, how about that?"
Li Baiyi smiled.
Zhao Tianjia suddenly became energetic, leaned out and approached Li Baiyi, and said with a smile, "Whose young lady is a widow again? I'm going to rescue her!"
"I found a disciple for you!"
Li Baiyi said.
"Male or female?"
"Male!"
"No, get as far away as you can!"
Zhao Tianjia suddenly got angry, "The disciples are all terrible things. You have to feed him, clothe him, and pass on his mantle. If you don't learn well, you will be tired. If you learn well, you will be better than the old man. I will be with you."
My little wife-in-law doesn’t even have time yet!”
"But……"
Li Baiyi prolonged his voice, barely arousing Zhao Tianjia's curiosity.
"In the future, when you dig into other people's walls, he can give you a break. He won't be chased by other people's men, and he won't be chased and bitten by dogs!"
Li Baiyi smiled.
"A fellow-minded person?"
Zhao Tianjia's eyes lit up.
"One of a kind!"
Li Baiyi nodded.
"Old man, go take a look. As long as it's not good-looking, I'll consider it. If it's good-looking, I'll have to beat him until his parents don't even recognize him, and then he'll think about it!"
With that said, Zhao Tianjia took his crotch and left.
"You owe me two favors!"
"Fart, it's time to clear up!"
Zhao Tianjia snorted coldly, and his figure had disappeared.
Shortly after Zhao Tianjia left, a donkey brayed from an unknown place.
Li Baiyi turned around and looked over, only to see a skinny little donkey walking over slowly with elegant steps. On the back of the little donkey, lay a middle-aged man in Tsing Yi, holding an empty wine bottle in his hand.
Very drunk.
There is also a long baggage hanging on the little donkey's body, which seems to contain a sword.
"I have a jug of wine, which is enough to soothe the world. A thousand cups of incomprehensible drinking, a thousand cups of bitterness. I banished the immortals to smell the aroma of wine and come down to earth to drink with me. Half the jug is poured into the rivers and seas, and I give it to everyone in the world with a smile!"
There was a pop.
The middle-aged man in green clothes on the little donkey immediately rolled off and fell asleep. In his dream, he was still chanting, "All the sages in ancient times were lonely, only the drinkers leave their names. I have a sword that goes up to the sky, and I drink wine, play songs and laugh at the saints."
"woke up?"
Li Baiyi looked at the drunken middle-aged man in Qingyi in front of him and said tepidly.
"Not drunk!"
The middle-aged man in Qingyi got up from the ground, leaning half of his body against the chessboard. He looked at Li Baiyi with drunken eyes. He raised the wine bottle in his hand and shook it, "Here comes the wine!"
Li Baiyi looked calm, took out a jar of wine from the storage ring, and said: "Three thousand years of longevity! Enough to keep you drunk for ten days and a half!"
The hazy eyes of the middle-aged man in Qingyi suddenly shone with light. After struggling for a while, he felt that there was no free pie in the sky and collapsed, "It doesn't look like a good wine at first glance. I'm not interested!"
Li Baiyi smiled and opened the seal of the wine jar.
The aroma of wine suddenly overflowed...
The middle-aged man in Qingyi immediately got up again, staring at the old wine in Li Baiyi's hand, his stomach growling, and his eyes filled with light.
It was like seeing a young daughter-in-law who was eighteen or nineteen years old and in her prime.
It’s fascinating!
"It smells good, but it tastes different when you drink it!"
A middle-aged man in Qingyi can't eat grapes and talks about sour grapes.
"Really?"
Li Baiyi smiled slightly and slowly tilted the wine jar, causing the wine to slowly fall to the ground.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi shook his head immediately to dispel the alcohol in his body, and said angrily: "What is the difference between this and killing someone?"
"Does it have anything to do with you if I kill people?"
Li Baiyi's face was filled with smiles.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi couldn't help it anymore. He grabbed the wine jar and drank it in one gulp. He felt refreshed and ecstatic.
Tsk…
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi clicked his tongue, squinting his eyes and feeling infinitely wonderful. After wiping his mouth, he leaned against the little donkey behind him and said, "Say it!"
"I've found a disciple for you!"
Li Baiyi said.
"Do you have money to buy me a drink?"
"I'm afraid I can't afford the wine you want to drink!"
"No, no, no!"
"You just took a sip, what do you want in exchange for it?"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi's face suddenly stiffened, "Can you lead the donkey for me?"
"This is like eating peonies!"
Li Baiyi shook his head.
"I'd better go kill someone for you. One drink at a time. Your deal is a good deal!"
The middle-aged man in Qingyi said.
"Innate sword embryo!"
Li Baiyi said.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi glared, "What does it have to do with me?"
"She is an extremely beautiful girl!"
Li Baiyi said again.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi shook his head again, slightly drunk, "I love poetry, swords and wine the most in my life, and all the beauty in the world is rubbish!"
"Since we can't reach an agreement, you'd better return the wine to me!"
Li Baiyi looked helpless.
"I can help you kill people. Whether it's the Western Heaven Buddha Kingdom, the Jiutian Taiqing Palace, or the Xuantian Divine Clan, I can go there!"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi hugged the wine jar and refused to let go.
"Forget it, let's give this jar of wine to my dog!"
Li Baiyi wrote lightly.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi raised his eyebrows, "Believe it or not, I chopped down this willow tree to make wine?"
"It seems that my other jar of wine can only water the flowers!"
Li Baiyi took out another bottle of wine from the storage ring.
"Any more?"
The middle-aged man in green eyes widened and pursed his lips impatiently.
"Either put down the drink and get out of here, or hold the drink in hand and get out of here, your choice!"
Li Baiyi snorted coldly.
"Just two altars, let's go and see what kind of monster this beautiful girl with the so-called innate sword embryo is!"
The middle-aged man in Qingyi succumbed to the threat of two jars of wine.
"Take one?"
Seeing that the middle-aged man in Qingyi agreed, Li Baiyi took out a bottle of wine from the storage ring and raised his arm slightly to signal to the middle-aged man in Qingyi.
The middle-aged man in Qingyi suddenly regretted so much that his intestines turned green. It turned out that there were three altars.
"Drinking with you will disappoint the fine wine and fairy brew!"
The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi hugged two jars of wine as if he were holding two sons, and rode the donkey backwards again, shaking his head and getting drunk again:
"Three feet of drunken peach blossoms, a pot of longevity. In my dream, I was riding a donkey and reading a songbook. There is no one like me in the world!"
…
The breath of the void still seemed a bit manic, and the aftertaste of the space storm had not dissipated for a long time.
On the dry and cracked ground, two unconscious people were lying.
The void shook slightly at some point, and in the blink of an eye, a bad old man appeared. With a glare, he saw the young and beautiful woman among the two.
The wretched old man was almost drooling as he stared straight at the woman in white, turning a blind eye to the more than 400 kilograms of fat next to him.
"Whose little lady is this? Why is she in trouble? Fortunately, I met this old man. She is such a blessing. Otherwise, how could she be eaten by a monster in this wilderness!"
Saying that, the wretched old man started to pick up the woman in white.
Groan!
At this moment, the sound of swords roared from the sky and the earth, and with a clang, it was inserted in front of the old man, forming a restricted area of thunder pool, blocking the old man's way.
"Three feet of peach blossom drunk?!"
Looking at the extremely delicate long sword, the wretched old man suddenly stared.
"Zhao Tianjia, this is not your disciple, get away!"
A middle-aged man in Tsing Yi riding a donkey backwards came suddenly.
"Why does Li Taixuan think that because he is a swordsman, he has a reason to bully the elderly?"
Zhao Tianjia narrowed his eyes and said.
"Try taking my sword?"
Li Taixuan, a middle-aged man in Tsing Yi, took a sip of wine and smiled.
Zhao Tianjia's expression suddenly turned ugly. After taking out his crotch, he raised his middle finger towards the latter.
"Despicable!"
The middle-aged man in Qingyi smiled and cursed.
Zhao Tianjia snorted twice, pointed at Little Fatty Bai on the ground and said angrily: "You think it's great to behead people with one sword thousands of miles away? You have to remember this, this is my disciple of Zhao Tianjia, he won't be able to pass for a few years.
Years later, I can push you to the ground and beat you, just like I beat my son!"
"I'm waiting!"
Li Taixuan smiled lightly, and then with a wave of his arm, he lifted Lin Cangxue's body into the air and placed it on the little donkey.
"In less than ten years, a female swordsman will appear on the mainland. It would be even better if she is a female swordsman who loves to drink!"
Li Taixuan led the little donkey away with his big sleeves fluttering.
Looking at Li Taixuan who suddenly came and drifted away, Zhao Tianjia rubbed his withered face and suddenly sighed.
How can there be anything beautiful in life and still be so carefree and swaying?
Zhao Tianjia squatted on the ground and looked at the 400 kilograms of fat, and he suddenly became happy, "This disciple of mine is really good, he looks upright!"
Afterwards, Zhao Tianjia took Bai Xiaopang’s feet and slowly left like dragging a dead dog...