When cultivators reach a certain level of cultivation, they can not only slow down their metabolism to the maximum extent, but also control the time of peeing and peeing very well. They can regard it as a kind of energy and unknowingly discharge it in the form of turbid gas during cultivation.
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Therefore, some big cultivators go into seclusion for several years or more without eating, drinking, or pooping or peeing.
This is definitely not the case for Ye Xiaochuan and others. Under the influence of someone's superb Yi Ya skills, it is very difficult to avoid eating and eating Qi. Although no matter how hard they control it, it is inevitable to soak in child urine every morning.
This group of people are fighting against the weather every day. In a climate where dripping water turns into ice, solving the problem of bladder water accumulation every morning has become a long-standing problem. Fortunately, Ye Xiaochuan is a gay man after all. When he gets excited, he wears his belt
A pine can soak an old tree. The other fairies are more troublesome. As for why they trouble Ye Xiaochuan, they don't know the details, but every morning these fairies go hand in hand to relieve themselves.
Long. Ye Xiaochuan is very dissatisfied with his current life. There are five beautiful fairies by his side. It is a beautiful thing that others can't dream of. But it feels like a burden to him. Since the team last night
With the addition of Lan Qiyun and Ye Rou, Senior Sister Yun no longer holds hands with her. This makes
Ye Xiaochuan was extremely depressed. He was squeezed out of the warm camp at night and slept with the prisoner cow all night. Thanks to his high cultivation, otherwise he would not have been frozen into an ice sculpture? Early in the morning, Ye Xiaochuan was at the camp.
A big tree in the distance is stained with urine. Young people are very angry. In addition, the climate here is cold. A urine stain is filled with smoke and steaming clouds. It has a tendency to rise during the day. The warm water column directly blows the thick
The thick snow shot through a deep hole
Get out of the hole.
Feeling good about peeing, Ye Rou lifted up the felt and walked out, just in time to see Ye Xiaochuan with his back to her a few feet away. She didn't understand what this kid was doing at first, but she knew it if she took a closer look at the white mist rising in front of Ye Xiaochuan.
This kid is peeing.
Ye Rouna is the proud female disciple of Fairy Qingxia in Xiaoyao Cave in Jiuhua Mountain. It is even rumored that she is actually Fairy Qingxia's illegitimate daughter. She has been doted on by Fairy Qingxia for decades. Wherever she goes, she is not respected and loved by others.
A man urinated in front of me.
Facts have once again proved that women are women, whether they are weak ordinary women or powerful fairies, when encountering such embarrassing things, one reaction is to scream.
A scream cut through the light mist in the early morning mountain forest. Ye Xiaochuan was so frightened that he almost practiced the magical skill of shrinking, and his body trembled. All male compatriots understand how painful it is to suddenly brake in the middle of peeing.
Ye Xiaochuan is basically hopeless now. He feels frightened by Ye Rou. The beautiful and happy days he has been looking forward to for decades are unlikely to come. He may be no different from a eunuch in this life.
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He was about to curse when Yun Qiyou and others heard the commotion and came out. Lan Yunqi still didn't understand what happened, thinking that there was danger, and even drew out the flaming divine sword.
The other three women looked at Ye Rou covering her eyes, and then looked at Ye Xiaochuan facing a big tree in front of her. How could they not know what happened?
Yun Qiyou didn't want to say anything, but Qin Fanzhen couldn't accuse him due to his status.
Wan Yan Wu Lei didn't care about that anymore and said angrily: "Ye Xiaochuan, how many times have I told you not to pee in front of the camp early in the morning? Are you a dog? You can take a dip just by raising your legs?
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Ye Xiaochuan was even angrier than her. He walked over with his belt in hand and shouted: "Are you talking about me? I have been mentally ill because of Miss Ye's voice. If I can't harden up in the future, who can afford the compensation?
Isn’t it just peeing? If you can’t stand it, come too!”
In the entire team, only Wan Yan Wu Lei can deal with Ye Xiaochuan.
Wanyan Wulei stretched out her hand to untie the magic whip coiled around her waist, and said, "You think I don't dare?"
Ye Xiaochuan was speechless. He knew that Wan Yan Wu Lei's temperament and his rogue behavior were even worse than his own.
Can you expect a woman with her eyes fixed on a man and her hands undressed to be a little reserved and shy?
When it comes to playing rogue, the other four women combined are no match for him, but in front of this white-haired witch, Ye Xiaochuan immediately shrank like his little brother at this moment.
"I'm a good man and don't fight with women!"
Ye Xiaochuan had no choice but to admit defeat.
Once the urine has not been stained, move to a place where the girls can't see it and continue staining it. At the same time, check whether the little brother has been scared to death by Ye Rou. This has to do with a happy life for hundreds of years in the future, so you have to be cautious.
Trouble arose again while on the way. After a night's rest, Lan Qiyun and Ye Rou were both in good condition from their injuries. Ye Xiaochuan meant for the two girls to turn around and return the way they came. The Black Forest was not the place for these two.
A girl can trespass.
However, the two of them had no intention of leaving, and they still wanted to practice in Manbei. Even if Ye Xiaochuan said that he and others were going to Minghai, these two short-sighted girls were not moved. It seemed that they had discussed it last night.
Okay, I also want to go north and have a look.
They also knew that the Ninghai Sea was very dangerous, and Ye Rou did not intend to go forward, but Lan Qiyun could not save her face and had to go to the Ninghai Sea to try and make a life or death. She also said that she had been proud of the East China Sea for decades and knew the market conditions on the sea.
Many, I have long wanted to go to the Underworld Sea to see the legendary Three Thousand Weak Waters where goose feathers sink to the bottom.
One is from Jiuhua Mountain and the other is from Penglai Island. Neither of them are disciples of Cangyun Sect. Ye Xiaochuan's words sound like farts to them.
Just follow him. Anyway, since Qin Fanzhen followed him, Ye Xiaochuan has already felt that it is almost impossible to take down Senior Sister Yun during the journey and complete his coming-of-age ceremony. However, with two more people, this
It is difficult to allocate the prison cow. In the past few days, Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou have been riding together. Qin Fanzhen has been riding with Wanyan Wutei, whose injury will never heal. The little prison cow is jumping around all day long.
Jump, a naughty boy who is only six or seven years old in the cattle world. In addition to eating
Just for fun, you can't be ridden at all. Now that there are two more people, the shortcomings of the serious shortage of the number of prison cows are revealed. Ye Rou will not ride with Ye Xiaochuan who defecates everywhere, and Lan Qiyun will ride on the same cow.
I'll fight to the death and ride a bull with the demon witch Wanyan without tears. After some arguments, the three of them had such a good time riding the bull.
Decided quickly.
They argued eight hundred times and finally came to an end, but they didn't even ask for the prisoner cow's opinion. When they were about to go on the road again, the prisoner cow wouldn't leave. The male prisoner cow kept roaring lowly and from time to time.
Shaking his big head. It took Ye Xiaochuan a long time to figure out that the family of three did not intend to continue going north. Perhaps because the snow became thicker as they went north, they had never thought of going to the Arctic Icefield from the beginning.
